Do you have a burning desire to name a sex toy?
Possibly not, but now’s the time for that unknown desire to start bubbling up inside because we are asking you to ‘Name the dildo!’.
We are asking you, our community to name the new Godemiche textured toy a silhouette of which is shown in the image above.
There is no such thing as a stupid name, we welcome interesting, abstract name ideas! However, if you’re off the wall name idea requires a little bit of explaining then please do tell us what that is in he comments below alongside your name suggestion. After all we often have to explain the name Godemiche to people and when we tell the story folks tend to smile knowing that they are now part of the club that ‘know’. Also avoid names that are colour related because like all our toys it will be available in a multitude of different colours.
So this is what we are asking you all to do.
1, Think of a name or names you like. If there’s a story behind them, tell us.
2, Post your name suggestion (and story if it has one) in the comments section below. You can leave this anonymously if you like but please leave a working email address as this is how we will contact you if you are one of the 5 winners. We will only use your email address for the purpose of this competition.
3, September 6th we will pick 5 of our favorite names. The 5 names will then be listed in another blog post were you can vote for your favorite.
4, September 14th we will announce the winning name and the newly named toy will be launched.
If your name suggestion is picked as one of the final 5 names to make the short list, you get the …. Not currently named toy, in a one or two colour mix of your choosing, sent for free and still with the Godemiche life time guarantee.
So what are you waiting for ‘Name the dildo!’
1. Competition will run from the 30th August to the 6th Sept 2019 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. You can make as many name suggestions as you wish
4. The 5 winners will be the people who suggested the 5 names that we decided to put forward for the public vote. They will each receive one of the dildos in a one or two colour mix of their choosing.
5. Winner will be notified by email so please make sure you leave an email address for us with your comment (only we see the email address and it will only be used for the purpose of this competition)
131 Responses
Rumble Strips
“Plunge” as that is whats its going to do a lot of !
The Whoopsie, because it looks like the whoops in Motocross ?
Tremor. Because it reminds me of a seismograph illustrating earth tremors.
Atum- the early Egyptian God who created life through masturbation!
I like The Screwdriver, The Piledriver and This Is Not A Drill, because the silhouette looks like a representation of all of those things ^_^
The Screwdriver, because it looks like a screw, for when you need a good screw!
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The drilldo
Ribbed rimmer
Rumpy pumpy
The drilldo, inspired by American Horror Story Hotel ?
The Screwdriver, because it looks like a screw, for when you need a good screw
Bump in the night
Because its bumpy and that’s the noise that will occur when your riding it on the bathroom floor.
Frisson (pronounced free-sawn) French term for feeling waves of pleasure on your skin. The toy makes me think of ripples or waves of pleasure
“ScrewYou” 🙂
Cloud Nine (the silhouette looks like a cloud), Cornholio (Beavis and Butthead rule and it’s funny because it also looks like ?), Drillbit, Bubble Bar.
Drill Me Up
Effervescence (another one relating to bubbles), Rough Rider
Anan (name meaning cloud), Cumulus (type of big, fluffy clouds), globulus (scientific term for bubbles)
Bubbles
Because it looks like streams of bubbles and I’m sure it would create a bubble of pleasure when used.
The bumper
Marshmallow Man (from ghostbusters), because of the structure. 😀
Well we have Adam and this toy is ribbed so from Adam’s rib came… Eve. (Plus it’s always fun to subvert expectation so let’s give a phallic toy a femme name)
I’m not even going to leave my comment suggestion now as I love this one too much! Eve is brilliant!
Riverater
Rivet
Corkscrewer
The Adonis, to go with the A themed names
The Apollo
Prometheus, god of the forge and swung a big hammer.
Helter or Skelter!
Because it reminds me of a (drum roll please) helter skelter.
Also, you can slip and slide on it so kinda works in 2 ways.
Pogo – it looks like the springy part of a pogo stick, and you could bounce on it. 😉
The Screwer or maybe The Spyro (you know, like “spiral). As that is what I can tell of the shape so far haha.
Bubble Waffle!
Ribbed Affair
?
How about ‘Bumblebee’, ‘The Honeycomb’, ‘Honey-Honey’, ‘Bulbous’. The shape makes me think of a bee-hive.
Lazily laying in the summer heat, feeling those soft, wet urgent strokes, the sweet sticky taste of his honey in your mouth. Mmm!
Cloud 9… as originally posted on Twitter
Ooh! I was just saying I hope you make a ribbed dildo, lika a unicorns horn, to My boyfriend! So… “The Unicorn”,
or “The Unichorny”, maybe 😉
I have a few depending on the actualnpook of the toy .
Screw(you/it/them/loose) – should It resemble a screw
Hex- as it looks like a hex Bolt
Thread&Screw -just because
Aero – because of the bubbly chocolate
Ribbed Ripper- you know alliteration & a little freight never harmed anyone ?
The Ridginator – who doesn’t like a bumpy good time?!
Ridge would be a good name for this dildo. The silhouette of the dildo made me thinking about ridged sand of the beach, made by the waves. And the structure of this dildo will make you come wave after wave. Next to that, Ridge is a men’s name and sounds nice next to his brothers Adam and Hercules.
Pulser because of the of shape of the toy.
Absolem! ?
POSEIDON – he carried a trident which could cause massive earthquakes with a single strike. (This looks like it will create many earth quaking orgasms)
EOS -Means “dawn” in Greek. (I am Miss Dawn and I’d love a dildo named after me lol)
HERMES – meaning “cairn, pile of stones, boundary marker” (I like the pile of stones bit!!)
The Bollard – That bad boy will stop them dead.
The waver
The Ripple or may be The CurlyWhirly.
Cobble or Cob! Because it reminds me of corn on the cob or cobblestones on a road
Bubble blaster :)))
Ubiquitous – named because I’m sure the dildo will reach everywhere that is desired.
The nailer
Bumpy Ride, as by the looks of it that is precisely what the toy will give you, in the best humpy bumpy way!
Screw Fix, this toy is going to screw into you and fix you good and proper! Well in my humble opinion 😉
Dream Twizzler, This toy will twizzle in your dreams!
The bumble, Ramses, Pearl
Aion
The name of a Hellenistic god of unbounded time. Because after all, when it comes to pleasure it’s better to have unlimited time than none at all.
Vortex, Jack The Rippler, Twister, Spiro
The nibblet
Continuing on from the French theme of your company name… Félicité, as it looks like rather a blissful toy!
The Helter Skelter
Come for a ride….
Ribblehead
A beautiful toy named after a beautiful area.
Prime Rib
Mr Bump
?
Michelin Fuck
Because the silhouette looks like the Michelin man from the tyres.
Jack the Ribber
“la ondulation” – French for ripple
How about:
THE GIT UP
…or…
HURRICANE
…or…
ROLLERCOASTER
POPCORN
TWISTED ROPE
THE MOGUL / MOGULICIOUS
TEXTURAMA
THE RIBSTER / RIBILICIOUS
RAINBOW TWIST
MARSHA
THE UNICORN / HORN-Y
The tower of ripples
Rippled effect
Orgasmic tower
PHRIXUS – From the Greek (Phrixos) meaning “thrilling, causing shivers”, derived from (phrix) “ripple, shiver”
HERMES – Probably from Greek (herma) meaning “cairn, pile of stones, boundary marker”
Pleasure Screw – because you know it’s going to be pleasurable.
Screw Pleasure
The Ring Thing
The Doughnut Stack
I think they’re both funny and they get the idea of what they look like across.
Good luck
The Stacker
-Tournevis – screwdriver in French according to my Google search results. I’m not French lol
-Twister
-Segmenty
-Segue
The Juicy Screw
Mr Bumtastic
Reference Shaggy’s song Mr Boombastic.
Valhalla – because it takes you straight to paradise when you use it ✨
Cascada or cascade
Stacks
Shockwave
Ruffle
To quote Freddie Mercury… I see a little silhouette of a man… so it should be called Scaramouche
Adam’s rib. Well, because you already have Adam. And we all know that Adam’s rib was used the create a ‘companion’ (this looks like a perfect companion tbh). Not to mention how gorgeously ribbed it is…
G-rub…as it reminds me a grub 🙂
The bumpy ride
Naughty knobby
The gnarler (play off of gnarled which is bumpy)
The hilly hellbender (or hellraiser)
Fucktoy, because I am one and it is too.
Textura
or
The Bump
Rebel xox
Looks like a cloud. Cumulus as it has cum in it. Or cirrus.
Or rumbledethumps.
Ok all I have left is gobstopper. Looks like the one from Charlie and the chocolate factory
Well Grace Jones lips spring to mind lol but so does one of her songs
PULL up to the BUMPER BABY
And for you guys in your multi colour limousine
X
Bump n Grind
Michelin
after the Michelin Man
How about the “thrilldo”? The dildo that brings the thrills.
Cock-a-Stack, the silhouette looks like the Fisher Price Rock-a-stack toy.
Bubbly
Dynamo, because it converts the mechanical energy of thrusting into the metaphorical energy of orgasm! And it looks kinda like coils… It’s just a cool name though, isn’t it?
Bumpy Ride – Because it has bumps and you can take a ride.
Pygmy Lover – Because every dildo should feel like a lover, and pygmy seahorses have bumps like thi dildo
A thousand bubbles deep – Because it looks like a loads of bubbles (like in a bubble bath) lumped together and would be a reference to Leonard Cohens ‘A tousand kisses deep’. and who wouldn’t melt for his voice and a bubble bath 😀
Zebra
Zoe
nonus or nōnus
by my count this is your ninth original in-house offering on the site, and it appears to have 9 bands or ribs. Nonus is latin for ninth.
Rattlesnake
or
Rattler
Looks like the tail of a rattlesnake.
Drillbit. Like Ambit but yeah drill
Cascade or cascada
Shock wave
Stacked
Shaker
“Multipass” like from fifth element, because to me this is a dildo of the future- your ticket to that fantasy ride where the ‘ribs’ on the toy make the exciting feeling of insersion and first pressure of penetration repeat itself over and over until ? earth, wind ?, fire ?, water ? unite in that one (or several) moment(s) of pure bliss .. taking you to the fifth element sometimes referred to as “Aether” if you want another ‘A’ name.
Sassy stack
Hence it reminds me on a rainbow rings stacking toy, just the grownup straight version of it ?
The Humdinger
It’s got to be THE BOBBY, because as soon as I get one I’ll be BOBBING up and down on it…
Yes I just said that out loud 😉
Screwy or Curvy
Abacchus – spelt this way because it looks like an abacus and bacchus after the god of wine and hedonistic pleasure
Ruffle Pucker both words for ripples
I love the thought of ruffling my pucker…ha ha
Or how about Screw looks like a screw the other way up
Or even twister …ohhb yes Twister I like
Alright, so I’ve thought of a few. I orginally saw it and thought “The Marshmellow” then thought of “The Miche.lin” (Michelin Man) from the tires.
Also after seeing the red one I thought of “The Riblet”
So there’s two. “The Miche.lin” and “The Riblet”
Vindicator
Jackhammer
Rototiller
Turbulance (spelled this way purposely)
How about “Screw You”?
Petra x
Twister 😉 Tornado season can be in your bedroom all year round.
Hurricane, Twistcane, Cork Screw, Twist N’ Cork, Twist n’ Shout
Alfred Ribcock
(Crotulus) “Adamanteus” or more simply eastern “diamondback” is a rattlesnake variety we have stateside
“Accommodator”
Rocky Chode
Screw This
Jack The Rippler
Tubulous
Augernaut
“Argon”
“Ariel” or “Eva”
The Anode
Nimbus. Because it’s shaped a bit like a cloud.
Also, the really good book in Harry Potter serię was named Nimbus 2000. And both broom and dildo are the things that you put between your legs to fly away.
Nimbus. Because it looks kind of like a cloud and because the very good broom in Harry Potter was named Nimbus 2000. And both dildo and broom are the things that one puts between their legs to fly away.
Bubble gum bum
The corkscrew
Torus, the shape of a doughnut itself called a torus. Looks like lots of little doughnuts
Möbius, a never ending three dimensional shape
Vesica Piscis, or, visica, intersecting circles like the Olympic rings
Lemniscate, another never ending circular shape similar to the shape of this toy
Hemihilex, a spiral cord that switches twisting direction over its length
bullarum, bubbles in Latin
Noble Sir
•Pirulin (the name of a lollipop with that shape).
•Tornillo (screwdriver in spanish).
•Bumper
•Fluffer (because it looks like fluffy clouds).
•Cloud 9 (the state of euphoria I’m sure the new toy will take us to…)
-Sparkler
It was the nickname I gave to the partner who first gave me the confidence to explore sexually.
The shape reminds me of one of the first toys I bought during that “explore” period of my life.
Plus I fully intend to own a glitter /“sparkly” version of it when I comes out ?
Wave sensation
Tower of Sensuality
The perfect name? BLOPS
Is a onomatopeics rumors of this dildo and bubbles ?
G Screw
G Bolt
Twist or The Twist
Nube – which means cloud in Spanish. Or Kumo – cloud in Japanese. Those bumpy ridges look like they can make you feel like you are on cloud 9 ?
•Ringo (it sounds fun and it looks like those toys that stack for children).
•Stacker (every ring is a new stack of pleasure).
•Bumper
Because of the shape it reminds me of a ice cream we have here that we call swirl…..
So…
I like swirl or swirling for the toy!