can you name a godemiche textured silicone dildo

Can You Name The Dildo?

Do you have a burning desire to name a sex toy?

Possibly not, but now’s the time for that unknown desire to start bubbling up inside because we are asking you to ‘Name the dildo!’.

We are asking you, our community to name the new Godemiche textured toy a silhouette of which is shown in the image above.

There is no such thing as a stupid name, we welcome interesting, abstract name ideas! However, if you’re off the wall name idea requires a little bit of explaining then please do tell us what that is in he comments below alongside your name suggestion. After all we often have to explain the name Godemiche to people and when we tell the story folks tend to smile knowing that they are now part of the club that ‘know’. Also avoid names that are colour related because like all our toys it will be available in a multitude of different colours.

So this is what we are asking you all to do.

1, Think of a name or names you like. If there’s a story behind them, tell us.

2, Post your name suggestion (and story if it has one) in the comments section below. You can leave this anonymously if you like but please leave a working email address as this is how we will contact you if you are one of the 5 winners. We will only use your email address for the purpose of this competition.

3, September 6th we will pick 5 of our favorite names. The 5 names will then be listed in another blog post were you can vote for your favorite.

4, September 14th we will announce the winning name and the newly named toy will be launched.

If your name suggestion is picked as one of the final 5 names to make the short list, you get the …. Not currently named toy, in a one or two colour mix of your choosing, sent for free and still with the Godemiche life time guarantee.

So what are you waiting for ‘Name the dildo!’

Terms and Conditions

1. Competition will run from the 30th August to the 6th Sept 2019 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. You can make as many name suggestions as you wish
4. The 5 winners will be the people who suggested the 5 names that we decided to put forward for the public vote. They will each receive one of the dildos in a one or two colour mix of their choosing.
5. Winner will be notified by email so please make sure you leave an email address for us with your comment (only we see the email address and it will only be used for the purpose of this competition)

131 Comments

  1. Kelvin

    Rumble Strips

    • Bob

      “Plunge” as that is whats its going to do a lot of !

  2. The Whoopsie, because it looks like the whoops in Motocross 😅

  3. Doug

    Tremor. Because it reminds me of a seismograph illustrating earth tremors.

  4. Karl

    Atum- the early Egyptian God who created life through masturbation!

  5. Angel

    I like The Screwdriver, The Piledriver and This Is Not A Drill, because the silhouette looks like a representation of all of those things ^_^

  6. Jess Conroy

    The Screwdriver, because it looks like a screw, for when you need a good screw!
    jc917909@ohio.edu

  7. kirsty rose

    The drilldo

    • Lucy

      Ribbed rimmer

      Rumpy pumpy

  8. Jess

    The drilldo, inspired by American Horror Story Hotel 😂
    The Screwdriver, because it looks like a screw, for when you need a good screw

  9. Sherry

    Bump in the night

    Because its bumpy and that’s the noise that will occur when your riding it on the bathroom floor.

  10. J

    Frisson (pronounced free-sawn) French term for feeling waves of pleasure on your skin. The toy makes me think of ripples or waves of pleasure

  11. Mari

    “ScrewYou” 🙂

  12. Peaches

    Cloud Nine (the silhouette looks like a cloud), Cornholio (Beavis and Butthead rule and it’s funny because it also looks like 🌽), Drillbit, Bubble Bar.

  13. AlSexy

    Drill Me Up

  14. Peaches

    Effervescence (another one relating to bubbles), Rough Rider

  15. Peaches

    Anan (name meaning cloud), Cumulus (type of big, fluffy clouds), globulus (scientific term for bubbles)

  16. Jay

    Bubbles

    Because it looks like streams of bubbles and I’m sure it would create a bubble of pleasure when used.

    • Jay

      The bumper

  17. Lars

    Marshmallow Man (from ghostbusters), because of the structure. 😀

  18. SvenTS

    Well we have Adam and this toy is ribbed so from Adam’s rib came… Eve. (Plus it’s always fun to subvert expectation so let’s give a phallic toy a femme name)

    • DB

      I’m not even going to leave my comment suggestion now as I love this one too much! Eve is brilliant!

  19. Cj

    Riverater
    Rivet
    Corkscrewer

  20. Rachael

    The Adonis, to go with the A themed names

  21. Rachael

    The Apollo

    • Richard J Stanley

      Prometheus, god of the forge and swung a big hammer.

  22. Poppy

    Helter or Skelter!
    Because it reminds me of a (drum roll please) helter skelter.
    Also, you can slip and slide on it so kinda works in 2 ways.

  23. SL

    Pogo – it looks like the springy part of a pogo stick, and you could bounce on it. 😉

  24. A

    The Screwer or maybe The Spyro (you know, like “spiral). As that is what I can tell of the shape so far haha.

  25. Laura

    Bubble Waffle!

  26. TDD

    Ribbed Affair

    😜

  27. Serena Langan

    How about ‘Bumblebee’, ‘The Honeycomb’, ‘Honey-Honey’, ‘Bulbous’. The shape makes me think of a bee-hive.

    Lazily laying in the summer heat, feeling those soft, wet urgent strokes, the sweet sticky taste of his honey in your mouth. Mmm!

  28. Cheshire_kink

    Cloud 9… as originally posted on Twitter

  29. Susanne

    Ooh! I was just saying I hope you make a ribbed dildo, lika a unicorns horn, to My boyfriend! So… “The Unicorn”,
    or “The Unichorny”, maybe 😉

  30. Ma’am Malice

    I have a few depending on the actualnpook of the toy .
    Screw(you/it/them/loose) – should It resemble a screw
    Hex- as it looks like a hex Bolt
    Thread&Screw -just because
    Aero – because of the bubbly chocolate
    Ribbed Ripper- you know alliteration & a little freight never harmed anyone 😂

  31. The Ridginator – who doesn’t like a bumpy good time?!

    • Chris

      Ridge would be a good name for this dildo. The silhouette of the dildo made me thinking about ridged sand of the beach, made by the waves. And the structure of this dildo will make you come wave after wave. Next to that, Ridge is a men’s name and sounds nice next to his brothers Adam and Hercules.

  32. James

    Pulser because of the of shape of the toy.

    • Miss Dawn McFear

      POSEIDON – he carried a trident which could cause massive earthquakes with a single strike. (This looks like it will create many earth quaking orgasms)

      EOS -Means “dawn” in Greek. (I am Miss Dawn and I’d love a dildo named after me lol)

      HERMES – meaning “cairn, pile of stones, boundary marker” (I like the pile of stones bit!!)

  33. Mistress MJ

    The Bollard – That bad boy will stop them dead.

  34. James

    The waver

  35. Dave Hannah

    The Ripple or may be The CurlyWhirly.

  36. Clara

    Cobble or Cob! Because it reminds me of corn on the cob or cobblestones on a road

  37. Tori

    Bubble blaster :)))

  38. Chris Lane

    Ubiquitous – named because I’m sure the dildo will reach everywhere that is desired.

  39. Madam Cruella

    The nailer

  40. Bumpy Ride, as by the looks of it that is precisely what the toy will give you, in the best humpy bumpy way!

    Screw Fix, this toy is going to screw into you and fix you good and proper! Well in my humble opinion 😉

    Dream Twizzler, This toy will twizzle in your dreams!

  41. Robert payton

    The bumble, Ramses, Pearl

  42. Iz

    Aion

    The name of a Hellenistic god of unbounded time. Because after all, when it comes to pleasure it’s better to have unlimited time than none at all.

  43. Sophie Weldon

    Vortex, Jack The Rippler, Twister, Spiro

  44. Nibblet

    The nibblet

  45. Rachel Elizabeth

    Continuing on from the French theme of your company name… Félicité, as it looks like rather a blissful toy!

  46. DJ

    The Helter Skelter

    Come for a ride….

  47. Tom

    Prime Rib
    Mr Bump

    😊

  48. Michelin Fuck

    Because the silhouette looks like the Michelin man from the tyres.

  49. Crimson Marie

    Jack the Ribber

  50. How about:
    THE GIT UP
    …or…
    HURRICANE
    …or…
    ROLLERCOASTER
    POPCORN
    TWISTED ROPE
    THE MOGUL / MOGULICIOUS
    TEXTURAMA
    THE RIBSTER / RIBILICIOUS
    RAINBOW TWIST
    MARSHA
    THE UNICORN / HORN-Y

  51. John W

    The tower of ripples
    Rippled effect
    Orgasmic tower

  52. Miss Dawn McFear

    PHRIXUS – From the Greek (Phrixos) meaning “thrilling, causing shivers”, derived from (phrix) “ripple, shiver”
    HERMES – Probably from Greek (herma) meaning “cairn, pile of stones, boundary marker”

  53. Vix

    Pleasure Screw – because you know it’s going to be pleasurable.

    Screw Pleasure

  54. Mike Smales

    The Ring Thing

    The Doughnut Stack

    I think they’re both funny and they get the idea of what they look like across.

    Good luck

  55. Mikers

    The Stacker

  56. Kaya

    -Tournevis – screwdriver in French according to my Google search results. I’m not French lol

    -Twister

    -Segmenty

    -Segue

  57. KS

    The Juicy Screw

  58. Sai

    Mr Bumtastic
    Reference Shaggy’s song Mr Boombastic.

  59. MissAurelia

    Valhalla – because it takes you straight to paradise when you use it ✨

  60. Quan Gordon

    Cascada or cascade
    Stacks
    Shockwave
    Ruffle

  61. Clair Hamilton

    To quote Freddie Mercury… I see a little silhouette of a man… so it should be called Scaramouche

  62. Annie

    Adam’s rib. Well, because you already have Adam. And we all know that Adam’s rib was used the create a ‘companion’ (this looks like a perfect companion tbh). Not to mention how gorgeously ribbed it is…

  63. Inky

    G-rub…as it reminds me a grub 🙂

  64. Whiskey

    The bumpy ride
    Naughty knobby
    The gnarler (play off of gnarled which is bumpy)
    The hilly hellbender (or hellraiser)

  65. Shannon

    Fucktoy, because I am one and it is too.

  66. Phil Smith

    Looks like a cloud. Cumulus as it has cum in it. Or cirrus.
    Or rumbledethumps.
    Ok all I have left is gobstopper. Looks like the one from Charlie and the chocolate factory

  67. Dave and Claire

    Well Grace Jones lips spring to mind lol but so does one of her songs
    PULL up to the BUMPER BABY
    And for you guys in your multi colour limousine
    X

  68. Dave and Claire

    Bump n Grind

  69. mediasoak

    Michelin
    after the Michelin Man

  70. Lindsey

    How about the “thrilldo”? The dildo that brings the thrills.

  71. Josh

    Cock-a-Stack, the silhouette looks like the Fisher Price Rock-a-stack toy.

  72. LaTonya

    Bubbly

    • Dynamo, because it converts the mechanical energy of thrusting into the metaphorical energy of orgasm! And it looks kinda like coils… It’s just a cool name though, isn’t it?

  73. Shlei

    Bumpy Ride – Because it has bumps and you can take a ride.
    Pygmy Lover – Because every dildo should feel like a lover, and pygmy seahorses have bumps like thi dildo
    A thousand bubbles deep – Because it looks like a loads of bubbles (like in a bubble bath) lumped together and would be a reference to Leonard Cohens ‘A tousand kisses deep’. and who wouldn’t melt for his voice and a bubble bath 😀

  74. Alice

    Zebra

  75. Alice

    Zoe

  76. Jacob

    nonus or nōnus
    by my count this is your ninth original in-house offering on the site, and it appears to have 9 bands or ribs. Nonus is latin for ninth.

  77. DukeofMonroth

    Rattlesnake

    or

    Rattler

    Looks like the tail of a rattlesnake.

  78. Michelle Hall

    Drillbit. Like Ambit but yeah drill

  79. Quan

    Cascade or cascada
    Shock wave
    Stacked
    Shaker

  80. M

    “Multipass” like from fifth element, because to me this is a dildo of the future- your ticket to that fantasy ride where the ‘ribs’ on the toy make the exciting feeling of insersion and first pressure of penetration repeat itself over and over until 🌏 earth, wind 💨, fire 🔥, water 💧 unite in that one (or several) moment(s) of pure bliss .. taking you to the fifth element sometimes referred to as “Aether” if you want another ‘A’ name.

  81. Nats

    Sassy stack
    Hence it reminds me on a rainbow rings stacking toy, just the grownup straight version of it 😁

  82. Tex

    The Humdinger

  83. Anthony

    It’s got to be THE BOBBY, because as soon as I get one I’ll be BOBBING up and down on it…
    Yes I just said that out loud 😉

  84. Alice

    Screwy or Curvy

  85. Kitty

    Abacchus – spelt this way because it looks like an abacus and bacchus after the god of wine and hedonistic pleasure

  86. Ruffle Pucker both words for ripples
    I love the thought of ruffling my pucker…ha ha
    Or how about Screw looks like a screw the other way up
    Or even twister …ohhb yes Twister I like

  87. Nate

    Alright, so I’ve thought of a few. I orginally saw it and thought “The Marshmellow” then thought of “The Miche.lin” (Michelin Man) from the tires.
    Also after seeing the red one I thought of “The Riblet”

    So there’s two. “The Miche.lin” and “The Riblet”

    • Shannon

      Vindicator
      Jackhammer
      Rototiller
      Turbulance (spelled this way purposely)

  88. How about “Screw You”?

    Petra x

  89. Holly

    Twister 😉 Tornado season can be in your bedroom all year round.

  90. Holly

    Hurricane, Twistcane, Cork Screw, Twist N’ Cork, Twist n’ Shout

  91. M

    (Crotulus) “Adamanteus” or more simply eastern “diamondback” is a rattlesnake variety we have stateside

  92. M

    “Accommodator”

  93. AaronMaddox

    Rocky Chode
    Screw This
    Jack The Rippler

  94. Shannon

    Tubulous
    Augernaut

  95. M

    “Argon”

  96. M

    “Ariel” or “Eva”

  97. Cait

    The Anode

  98. Errol

    Nimbus. Because it’s shaped a bit like a cloud.
    Also, the really good book in Harry Potter serię was named Nimbus 2000. And both broom and dildo are the things that you put between your legs to fly away.

  99. erroll

    Nimbus. Because it looks kind of like a cloud and because the very good broom in Harry Potter was named Nimbus 2000. And both dildo and broom are the things that one puts between their legs to fly away.

  100. H

    Bubble gum bum

  101. H

    The corkscrew

  102. H

    Torus, the shape of a doughnut itself called a torus. Looks like lots of little doughnuts

  103. H

    Möbius, a never ending three dimensional shape

  104. H

    Vesica Piscis, or, visica, intersecting circles like the Olympic rings

  105. H

    Lemniscate, another never ending circular shape similar to the shape of this toy

  106. H

    Hemihilex, a spiral cord that switches twisting direction over its length

  107. H

    bullarum, bubbles in Latin

  108. Shannon

    Noble Sir

  109. Thorns

    •Pirulin (the name of a lollipop with that shape).
    •Tornillo (screwdriver in spanish).
    •Bumper
    •Fluffer (because it looks like fluffy clouds).
    •Cloud 9 (the state of euphoria I’m sure the new toy will take us to…)

  110. Leah

    -Sparkler
    It was the nickname I gave to the partner who first gave me the confidence to explore sexually.
    The shape reminds me of one of the first toys I bought during that “explore” period of my life.
    Plus I fully intend to own a glitter /“sparkly” version of it when I comes out 😂

  111. Kai

    Wave sensation

    Tower of Sensuality

  112. Gionnilu

    The perfect name? BLOPS

    • Gionnilu

      Is a onomatopeics rumors of this dildo and bubbles 😁

  113. Jl

    G Screw
    G Bolt
    Twist or The Twist

  114. Veronica

    Nube – which means cloud in Spanish. Or Kumo – cloud in Japanese. Those bumpy ridges look like they can make you feel like you are on cloud 9 😋

  115. AH

    •Ringo (it sounds fun and it looks like those toys that stack for children).
    •Stacker (every ring is a new stack of pleasure).
    •Bumper

  116. Jorge

    Because of the shape it reminds me of a ice cream we have here that we call swirl…..
    So…
    I like swirl or swirling for the toy!

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