Our new product is cumming and so should you
With our latest product soon to be launched on January 1st (and an extra special discount waiting for you on Christmas day), we felt it was time to stop with all the Britishness and make masturbation less of a taboo subject. We want to start that conversation, encourage safe, healthy, exciting sex, and break down the stigma attached to sexual intimacy.
It seems that it’s not as widely accepted to talk about penis stimulators as it is to talk about dildos and vibrators. Sex and masturbation should be celebrated regardless of your gender. So in January we are hoping to start better conversations about masturbation.
The OffBeat is a affordable, handmade, personalised masturbator that comes in Venti (for long slow shaft movements), and Grande (for circular motions around the head). It’s soft, squishy and oh so accommodating. And, it satisfies anyone going down on a dick too – it’s a different experience for the giver and new sensation for the receiver! Ergonomically designed to make it easy to grip, and to use, made of super soft silicone with lots of soft nubs for an amazing feeling, be sure to use lots of water based lube and ready yourself for a completely new feeling. Once you have finished with the OffBeat you simply turn it inside out and give a quick rinse and it is ready to go for the next time you are in the mood for a bit of play.
We hope that having an Offbeat will get you talking (when your mouth is not full) about the subject of masturbation in a more open manner
And since Godemiche is all about colour, select one to suit your sexual personality.
8 – UV: blue, magenta, orange, pink, purple, red, yellow, green.
12 – Pearlescent: pearl, black, blue, boltgun, bronze, copper, gold, green, purple, scarlet, yellow.
6 – Standard: black, clear, dark green, navy blue, red yellow.
Couples can finish off a date night in a new way with Offbeat, have a posh wank… together, and treat themselves to more than just porn. But most importantly, it’s all just for you. With Offbeat you can enjoy yourself to the fullest, even when there’s no one else around to give you a hand.
We want Offbeat to resonate with you, we want you to have a giggle, and we want you to speak openly with others about something that shouldn’t be hidden away on the top shelf of a wardrobe.
Did we mention that we want to start things off right? So we are launching the OffBeat with a 50% off discount on our official Pre-order launch date on Christmas day.
Give someone the gift of straightforward sex talk this year – start that conversation!
Remember, no matter what you do, always go offbeat.
Pre-order the OffBeat that suits you best!
Ok, so I love love LOVE all the things Jim Henson, Dark Crystal, Bunnies, Sesame Street, The Story Teller the list just goes on really doesn’t it. As a child not only do I remember watching the shows I also remember being super interested in puppetry to the extent I had all sorts of hand puppets and even dabbled, badly, in ventriloquism.
All these years later I still enjoy crying at The Muppets Christmas Carol, it’s the Timmy bit every damn time.
Being as these little puppets have had an impact in my life, it felt only fitting to make something for the ‘Inspired By’ collection.
I know you’re thinking, but why Zoot, not someone we all know. Well part of the reason is to do with colours, that amazing rich blue in the hair, the chartreuse in the nose and that aqua like turquoise skin tone are all individually really nice. But the main reason was because I like his character and some of the sketches made around him. I wish in some ways I was a little more like Zoot, a little calmer, a little laid back and of course an epic saxophone player.
We made the Adam with a vibrator because Zoot is the kind of character that wants to feel the vibe and so it fits perfectly within this ‘Inspired By’ project
This Zoot inspired vibrating dildo is the only one! Super limited! And you can buy it in our shop Zoot from the Muppets
Back in March I had an amazing opportunity to take part in their rope play in our AirBnB room during the Eroticon weekend.
It was a very intense experience for me as a third person. But what really stuck in my head was the tension and passion they shared with each other. @wriggly_kitty put all her trust, body and mind into his hands. Underneath his command she was like a present that he wrapped so carefully in rope making her look and feel safe and secure.
When she lay down on the white sheet of the bed she was at his mercy, underneath his command and control. The things he whispered into to her ear made her groan deeply.
The room was filled with tension and it was a very erotic experience for me to witness them together like this
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My view is my treasure which, I have found this morning…
I was waiting for a good 30 minutes to own this place and now it’s mine.
This bench on top of the hill, me looking down at the people who may climb after me,
– don’t think about it, just breath… relax… and breath…
Take this moment to just be me… breath this nice cool breeze again and again…-
– I’m trying to let go the pressure and enjoy it.
I’ve never had this feeling in me when getting naked for a picture before.
and now the excitement has got me.
– Oh, my gosh how is this even happening?
I am totally naked! I’m so bloody happy! –
So many mixed feelings.
This was the most beautiful morning…
I called this image the Forest Princess because that’s how I felt when taking this image. The white dress made me feel so special at that moment.
Once the spot was totally mine it was the right time to unveal my pale skin out from my clothes.
I was looking for the perfect location for my pictures for a long time that morning, it was getting late and people started to come and run around this gorgeous place.
Only if they knew what was just right infront of their eyes… I still feel excited even thinking about it.
PS. What would you call this image? I’m curious your thoughts. M xxx
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It’s 6am and there’s no time for sleep anymore. I want to get rid of my clothes and be closer to the nature…
Let me just lay here under the beautiful tree and just breath the clear air for a bit.
I just want to forget about everything and be conscious of this moment. It’s perfect.
The sun touches my pale skin and it feels so empowering knowing that someone might see me.
The excitement got me and my nipples are hard. Come closer to the window and see me, I don’t mind.
Let me just lay here for few more minutes… just a little bit more, I want to feel more…
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I am a flower
Blossoming under the sun
Swaying with breeze of life
Waiting in the rain
For a glimpse of sunlight
Catching morning few amidst
sleeping in nutrients to fulfil my knowledge
Growing stronger each day
I stand still
As I watch myself blossom
PS. This picture was taken in an early Sunday morning when we still had a nice sunny days in UK.
I am missing the warm brushes of the sun so much and I thought I will bring some memories for the time being of the cold weather outside.
I was on my own walking on the wet grass to set the camera and the opposite of the trees there are actually some houses.
I haven’t seen anybody but if so I think they had a great entertainment that Sunday at 6am;)
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attract or tempt by offering pleasure or advantage.
“a show which should entice a new audience into the theatre”
This is my show for you,
to make your fantasies come true,
I used to say no but this time I want to entice you to my theatre.
Sit down and enjoy while I’ll make some pleasure to you…
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Sometimes you have
to lose yourself
to discover who
you might yet be.
Sometimes what feels
like breaking down
is really just
As I am the first one awake in our house my daily routine is to take time to myself.
Sometimes it’s reading a book, sometimes just relaxing in a quiet house before everybody will get out of beds or taking sexy images for Sinful Sunday.
But sometimes I like to pleasure myself and feel the moment of my orgasmic freedom.
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