With Valentines fast approaching it’s time to reveal this years Limited Edition Valentines Collection, drum roll please…. ‘Pastel Be My Valentines’.
For a very limited time only (ending February 28th) we will be making the much loved ‘Be My Valentines’ range in pastel colours with pretty little pastel hearts for you to share the dildo love with your partner(s)!
The original red ‘Be My Valentine’ started life back in 2016 as a limited edition Adam for that most heart-filled time of year, Valentines, but you, and you and possibly you over there changed that because you kept requesting we make it again and again to the extent that we were almost getting daily emails about it. As a result we never stopped making them and it became a regular product listing and one of our all time best sellers.
Last year we decided it was time to do something special for Valentines again and so offered a limited run of Be My Valentine toys in 6 different colours, purple, green, blue, pink, orange, yellow and of course the original red. Interestingly purple was popular but the red still out sold them all.
This year we have decided to bring those colours back so if you missed them last time you have another chance to get one but we have also decided to bring some pastel love to Valentines this year and so you can also pick from 6 beautiful pastel colours Blue Lagoon, Paris Green, Peach Puff, Princess Perfume, Electric Lavender and Mellow Yellow and if like me you have trouble picking your favourite then we are also offering you the chance to buy a pastel combo mix with the base colour of your choice and the hearts in all 6 of the pastel colours.
Just like all our toys each and every one is hand made in our workshop in Leicester, but just in case you didn’t know, every single Be My Valentines toy is hand made by Monika as she is the only one with the patience required for getting all those hearts perfectly suspended inside each toy. Which also means that if you follow us on Instagram them you might just catch a glimpse of her making your toy if you order something from this range.
“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.” ~ Thomas Merton
And maybe with a fabulous heart-filled dildo too!
Our new product is cumming and so should you
With our latest product soon to be launched on January 1st (and an extra special discount waiting for you on Christmas day), we felt it was time to stop with all the Britishness and make masturbation less of a taboo subject. We want to start that conversation, encourage safe, healthy, exciting sex, and break down the stigma attached to sexual intimacy.
It seems that it’s not as widely accepted to talk about penis stimulators as it is to talk about dildos and vibrators. Sex and masturbation should be celebrated regardless of your gender. So in January we are hoping to start better conversations about masturbation.
The OffBeat is a affordable, handmade, personalised masturbator that comes in Venti (for long slow shaft movements), and Grande (for circular motions around the head). It’s soft, squishy and oh so accommodating. And, it satisfies anyone going down on a dick too – it’s a different experience for the giver and new sensation for the receiver! Ergonomically designed to make it easy to grip, and to use, made of super soft silicone with lots of soft nubs for an amazing feeling, be sure to use lots of water based lube and ready yourself for a completely new feeling. Once you have finished with the OffBeat you simply turn it inside out and give a quick rinse and it is ready to go for the next time you are in the mood for a bit of play.
We hope that having an Offbeat will get you talking (when your mouth is not full) about the subject of masturbation in a more open manner
And since Godemiche is all about colour, select one to suit your sexual personality.
8 – UV: blue, magenta, orange, pink, purple, red, yellow, green.
12 – Pearlescent: pearl, black, blue, boltgun, bronze, copper, gold, green, purple, scarlet, yellow.
6 – Standard: black, clear, dark green, navy blue, red yellow.
Couples can finish off a date night in a new way with Offbeat, have a posh wank… together, and treat themselves to more than just porn. But most importantly, it’s all just for you. With Offbeat you can enjoy yourself to the fullest, even when there’s no one else around to give you a hand.
We want Offbeat to resonate with you, we want you to have a giggle, and we want you to speak openly with others about something that shouldn’t be hidden away on the top shelf of a wardrobe.
Did we mention that we want to start things off right? So we are launching the OffBeat with a 50% off discount on our official Pre-order launch date on Christmas day.
Give someone the gift of straightforward sex talk this year – start that conversation!
Remember, no matter what you do, always go offbeat.
Pre-order the OffBeat that suits you best!
We love colour; Fabulous, attention grabbing, wonderful colour is what we do.
If you think about it colour is very personal, some you like, others you do not and some you absolutely love. We all have our favourites though whether that be the clothes we wear, the colour we paint our homes or the sex toys we buy. Colour can be way of expressing yourself, feelings, tastes, fashion and at Godemiche we have always wanted to give people the biggest, brightest and most creative pot of colours to be choose from.
Every now and then we have an idea that makes us go wow, OMFG this would be amazing! How do we do it? We have to do it! Lets do it! Yes that is a real life Adam conversation.
From a single idea we started experimenting with different colours, pouring them to see if we could replicate the well known camouflage patterns in our silicone dildos. The answer as you will see is yes and from that one single idea these two new fabulous colour collections were born.
The MK Collection
The MK collection is inspired by the traditional military camouflage colours. These distinctive and well known colours blend to form irregular shapes, patterns that are instantly recognizable. There are 5 different colour mixes in this collection.
MK1 DPM – Inspired by one of the oldest and most well-known camouflage colourings it is the traditional mixture of browns and woodland green.
MK2 Woodlands – Inspired by the AOR-2 colours developed by the US Navy the the MK2 Woodlands is a mixture of greens and cream.
MK3 Urban – Inspired by Urban camouflage and its many different iterations, for the MK3 Urban we went with different shades of grey and black.
MK4 Snow – Inspired by the clean and crisp look of the snow camouflage. The MK4 Snow is shades of white through to black.
MK5 Desert – Inspired by the AOR-1 the MK5 desert colour way is packed with different shaded of brown, form a dark coffee to a creamy caramel.
The Colourflage Collection
Colourflage is the like that graffiti covered urban street that is full of character, oozing rebellious vibes.
Love the camouflage patterns but not so keen on the standard colours associated with it? Then this range has been designed just for you as it takes the irregular shapes and unique patterns that is distinctive to camouflage and blends them in your favourite colours. Four shades of each colour to be precise from light to dark, all hand mixed and poured ensuring that each one will be it’s own unique creation
It’s still that amazing camouflage pattern just more colourful and funky!
The Colourflage range comes in a choice of 7 different colours: Red, Pink, Blue, Purple, Yellow, Green, Orange.
We are super proud of this new collection and can’t wait to find out what you all think about it. We would be fibbing if we said we didn’t have out favourites but what we are really interested in is finding out which ones are your favourites?
Let us take you OffBeat
Calling all penis owners.
It’s time to take a different tack, to go OffBeat and discover a toy that treats your penis like royalty.
Yes that’s right we have developed our first ever toy for your penis and its called OffBeat.
Created from a love of wanking, OffBeat was designed to make using a sex toy more natural while keeping the enhanced sensations that your penis loves. We wanted to design something that was easy to use and clean, something that you could just throw in to a drawer or even a bag if you are off on your travels.
We wanted to make a toy that would fit in to any lifestyle that would give you personal pleasure when and where you needed it.
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So lets take a closer look at the key features of OffBeat
Natural, natural, natural; we wanted the feel to be as natural as possible. Whether you like to wank with two fingers or a whole hand we wanted it to feel as natural as possible against your skin and in your grip so the hourglass shape mimics the way your fingers fall together when masturbating.
Simple things are often the most effective and in this case the most pleasurable. We are really proud of the raised nubbed texture we have designed, and how it stimulates the shaft and head of the penis. Also the super soft silicone combined with the nubs gives a natural flesh-like feel to the user that we are confident will deliver you with a really fantastic experience.
Our two sizes are because we know people like to masturbate differently. If you like lots of head stimulation, short strokes with twist and turns then the Venti is for you.
If you’re more of a deep long strokes with head stimulation but also like a firm feeling around your shaft, then the Grande is for you.
The only difference between the two sizes is length, the hole is the same size on both.
Fits in to your life
We have created OffBeat to be a thin, streamlined, non-intrusive toy that could fit in to your pocket and is as simple to clean as washing your hands. We’ve designed a toy that we believe both looks and feels good.
Ok, so I love love LOVE all the things Jim Henson, Dark Crystal, Bunnies, Sesame Street, The Story Teller the list just goes on really doesn’t it. As a child not only do I remember watching the shows I also remember being super interested in puppetry to the extent I had all sorts of hand puppets and even dabbled, badly, in ventriloquism.
All these years later I still enjoy crying at The Muppets Christmas Carol, it’s the Timmy bit every damn time.
Being as these little puppets have had an impact in my life, it felt only fitting to make something for the ‘Inspired By’ collection.
I know you’re thinking, but why Zoot, not someone we all know. Well part of the reason is to do with colours, that amazing rich blue in the hair, the chartreuse in the nose and that aqua like turquoise skin tone are all individually really nice. But the main reason was because I like his character and some of the sketches made around him. I wish in some ways I was a little more like Zoot, a little calmer, a little laid back and of course an epic saxophone player.
We made the Adam with a vibrator because Zoot is the kind of character that wants to feel the vibe and so it fits perfectly within this ‘Inspired By’ project
This Zoot inspired vibrating dildo is the only one! Super limited! And you can buy it in our shop Zoot from the Muppets
What do you get if you mix some Mellow yellow, Paris green, Princess Perfume, Blue Lagoon, Peach Puff and Electric Lavender together?
The answer is our new limited edition pastel confused rainbow!
Despite the occasional sprinkling of snow and days of rain which still feel a lot like winter it is officially the beginning of spring and that means chocolate, daffodils, and everything in beautiful pastel colours. Including your dildo!
Last year we launched our pastel collection and we wanted to do something similar but new this time around and we have stepped it up a notch and decided to combine all those beautiful soft colours that you love so much into one delightfully swirly confused rainbow. It has taken us a couple of months to perfect the pour on this product because the colours are more subtle than in the original confused rainbow they need to be mixed in a very specific way to retain the distinct colours within one dildo but we finally worked it out and we think the end result is something very special indeed.
This unique colour mix is available only in our Adam, Ambit and Hercules models and only for 22 days. So you only have until the 21st April 2018 to get your hands on one of these special edition toys before they disappear.
Image Courtesy of @whiteblazed
Hey, is strap-on play the thing for you?
If yes, then we have some exciting news for you. We have partnered with the amazing Rodeoh to bring a selection of their range to the UK. Now you can order yourself one of their harnesses direct from us here at Godemiche and avoid paying international shipping from the USA.
Based in San Fransisco, CA. Rodeoh is a woman owned and operated business who have made it their mission to make the best strap on underwear by listening to what their customers really want when is comes to harnesses and making exactly that. Their products are made from quality materials and are designed to not only look amazing, fit perfectly but also be durable.
About Us and Rodeoh
We have been been supplying Rodeoh with a range of our dildos are a long while now and it has been a really positive and fun partnership that we are have enjoyed so we were super delighted when we approached them about stocking some of their products on our website and they happily agreed. We are really looking forward to bringing their excellent products to you.
Yes because we always like to make it about you we have decided to run a very special opening offer during this pre-order phase.
If you pre-order your RodeoH harness from our range on Godemiche then we will give you a 20% discount on any Adam or Ambit that you purchase at the same time! All you have to do is select the harness you want and then select the Adam or Ambit dildo you want to go with it and then at checkout enter the code rodeohblog and at it will automatically calculate your 20% discount.
This offer runs from the 14th February – 21st February!
Rodeoh orders made during this time will be delivered the week of the 12th March (UK) or 19th March (USA)
Here we are on the final stretch of the journey in bringing this product to market.
It all started at Eroticon when we asked people to help us design a new product. We listened to peoples suggestions and during the weekend Adam worked on those ideas and a new butt plug was born. Since then we have used that model to cast a mold and turn that design into an actual product. Now all that is left to do is give it a name.
Last week we are asked you to make your name suggestions and you did so in your droves with well over a 100 people coming up with various different names. Check out this post to read what we thought about some of the names we didn’t select.
We have spent the last few days pondering them all and have finally settled on our favourite four from the bunch and so now, it is over you again, to vote for the one you like the best and next Tuesday evening (9th May 2017) we will reveal during our Live Chat (10pm) which one got the most votes and will therefore be the name for the plug with no name.
Please only vote once but feel free to share this post with as many people as possible and encourage them to vote for their favourite name too.
So what are you waiting for, when was the last time someone asked you to name a butt plug?
We LOVE you all!
You are all why we love doing what we do and why we want to do so much more! Now we have gotten a touch emotional about the amazing GODEMICHE family let’s move on to the ‘No Name Plug’.
In summary, we asked what you want making, Adam made something based on what you wanted to see and now we have asked you to name it. If that doesn’t make any sense to you then I recommend reading the full post HERE.
This is not an unveiling of the 4 names that we have shortlisted, you will have to wait till the Live Chat on Tuesday evening to discover that but this is more of a round-up of some of the people that have taken part and the names they suggested.
So many people suggested names based around colours and as entertaining as so many of them are because this toy, like all our products will be available in various colours, it just would not work advertising the ‘Gold Finger’ in pink or green.
- Golden Goose
- Pleasure Golden Plug
- Golden Tempo
- Gold Digger
The damn right filthy (but rather funny)
I’m all for a dirty joke or a passing comment that twist the questions into something dirty. My personal favourite answer to the questions “Are you coming?” is nearly always “O I wish I was cumming!” so you get my drift. So here are a couple of the ones that made me giggle in a naughty filthy way.
- Anal Grapes
- Cruet Stopper
- Holy Diver
- Ass Goblin
The two bulbous bumps on the plug proved quite inspiring to so many of you and it was amazing how many other words go with double.
- Double Pluggle
- Double Delight
- Double Bloop
- Doubble whammy
It Starts with ‘A’
Let me just say we have never intended our products to follow any sort of alphabetical pattern, but you are an observant lot and correct in that we do seem to like the ‘A’s. Here are some of your A inspired offerings
- Adams Joy
It could have something to do with the Hercules being launched but there were quite a few suggestions for Greek related things and strangely many of them also started with ‘A’.
- Angelic Rune
Then there were the names that showed just imaginative you all are, things that were just eccentrically creative or really well thought through suggestions.
- Pluggy Mc Plugface
- Marley (an alternative term for marbles)
- Intercore (an anagram of Eroticon)
- Duck Down (and this came with the most amazing doodle too)
- Space Probe
- Rawl Plug
- A.N.O (Anal Negotiating Object)
I can’t express how truly grateful and honoured we are that so many of you have taken the time to post your name suggestions. We have read through EVERY single one at least twice and found ourselves delighted and amused at different things each time. We have literally pondered for hours (I really mean hours) over the 4 names to be shortlisted in tomorrows ‘Live Chat’. We now have them and can’t wait to announce them live to you all tomorrow evening so don’t forget to join us at 10pm UK time on either Instagram, Facebook or Twitter (periscope) and then come back here on Wednesday and vote in the final poll and next week we will finally award this new product a fabulous new name that one of you lot suggested.
Enough talking it’s now time to officially launch the NEW Greek silicone legend, Hercules.
Inspired By Greek Mythology
Gradually ideas began to develop on how we could create larger toys that had character, personality, a story to tell and were different to other fantasy toy makers out there.
Greek mythology is littered with legendary stories of Gods, humans, beast and creatures all with captivating mythology behind them, or as we see it, the most amazing stories to tell. We found our GODEMICHE style.
Hercules is the first toy in this collection. Each collection will consist of 3 toys whose stories are interwoven and linked in Greek mythology.
The Hercules collection is going to revolve around it’s namesake and what follows next will be 2 of the creatures that this mighty God slayed.
We have plans for a further 3 collections each one consisting of 3 toys inspired by one of the Greek Myths. Which ones? I hear you ask, well that will have to remain a mystery…for now.
Size matters, some people want it small others want it extra-large. The call for larger toys is something we have heard and plan to address with the Greek collections.
This Greek hero has an impressive shaft, 7 inch/17.78cm circumference (2.2 inch/5.58cm diameter) at the base and 6 inches/15.24cm (1.9 inch/4.83cm diameter) at the uncut head. The thinnest section of this Greek hero is just below the head of the penis, 5.7 inches/14.48cm circumference (1.8inches/4.57 diameter).
For now that is the only size option but we have plans to make Hercules in a variety of size options.
Hercules has also been made to be harness compatible and will need a 60mm O-ring on a strong strap on harness. If you play with a Vac Lock’s then we can adapt your Hercules to be compatible.
Are you becoming a fantasy company?
We create products that people want incorporating our own GODEMICHE twist into them. Larger toys have been something people have been requesting for a very long time. What the Greek collections allow is us as a company to do is bring new products to those customers that have character, style and quality while being noticeably different. What the fantasy element allows is for use to be really creative in what we make, the textures, the visual appeal and the story that we build in to the product, making it uniquely Godemiche in style . As with every GODEMICHE toy we want you to fall in love with it, for you to truly admire your new toy and be a proud owner of a GODEMICHE and the Hercules is our newest temptation that we have for you.
Currently if you want to own one of these glorious Greek giants then you can only do that directly from us. The Hercules is only available in one size for now but in our usual style the colour options are extensive and of course if you want a colour combination we have not listed then contact us and we can discuss a custom order with you.