OffBeat Kraken

(2 customer reviews)


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Love the sound of a sloppy, wet blow job? Like the feeling of your dick being kissed?

Well, the OffBeat Kraken is crammed full of sloppy wet love kisses for your penis that are going to blow you….. I mean blow your mind.

The OffBeat Kraken is our happy accident. It’s the meshing of ideas and designs to create this amazing sucky, noisy OffBeat. When lubed up the large dipped texture sucks onto the shaft of your penis and offers a really unique sensation that can only be described is love bite kisses. The noise this makes is delightful, a slurping, sucking, squelching sound reminiscent of a noisy blow job.

The OffBeat Kraken is best played with at a slow to medium pace to get the most out of the suction texture.

If you want similar more intense sensations, then check out the OffBeat Tantacle.

OffBeat Colours

If you need help picking your ideal colours then check out our handy ‘Help Picking Colours’ page to see every single colour that we do.


OffBeat Kraken comes in two sizes

Grande – If you like lots of head stimulation, short strokes with twist and turns then the Grande is for you. (Length 5cm.)

Venti – If you’re more of a deep long strokes with head stimulation but also like a firm feeling around your shaft, then the Venti is for you. (Length 10cm.)

The only difference between the two sizes is length, the hole is the same size on both. (Diameter of the hole is approx 3cm)


Because the OffBeat Kraken is made from 100% body safe silicone you need to use a good amount of WATER-BASED lube only. Also please note that you should insert your penis into the end of the masturbator that says Godemiche. YOU CAN’T USE SILICONE LUBE with this product


Shipping is super-fast (1 to 2 days worldwide) and fully tracked so you know exactly where your items are.
Using DHL you get a fully tracked, signed for service that gives you the freedom to know when your package is going to arrive, and if you’re not in then easily have the package left in a safe place, with a neighbour or just rescheduled for a day that’s more convenient.


All our toys are made with 100% Platinum Silicone making them body-safe, hypo-allergenic and very durable.. For more information about the materials we use to make our products and about packaging please visit our FAQ page.

Silicone Shore

We use different silicone shore for many of our toys. So to help you understand what silicone shore is and what toys are made with what silicone we made this video.

Additional information

Weight 100 kg
Dimensions 19 × 5 × 5 cm
OffBeat Size

Grande (2 inch), Venti (4 inch)

Primary Colour

Clear, Pastel Pearlescent Black, Pastel Pearlescent Blue, Pastel Pearlescent Green, Pastel Pearlescent Orange, Pastel Pearlescent Pink, Pastel Pearlescent Purple, Pastel Pearlescent Yellow, Reefs Water, Black, Black Pearlescent, Blue Lagoon, Blue Pearlescent, Blue UV, Boltgun Grey, Bronze Pearlescent, Cappuccino, Caramel Latte, Coffee, Copper Pearlescent, Dark Green, Electric Lavender, Gold Pearlescent, Green Pearlescent, Green UV, Magenta UV, Mellow Yellow, Navy Blue, Orange UV, Paris Green, Peach Puff, Pearl, Pink UV, Princess Perfume, Purple Pearlescent, Purple UV, Red, Red Pearlescent, Red UV, Rose Gold, Scarlet Pearlescent, White, Yellow, Yellow Pearlescent, Yellow UV

2 reviews for OffBeat Kraken

  1. The Realness (verified owner)

    I was apprehensive when I first ordered this product – I was buying toys for my partner and I to play with together, but this caught my eye, especially when it’s review mentioned the noises it might make.

    Oh wow, were they right!

    The secret to this is lube lube lube. Make sure all of the internal surfaces are covered as well as a decent amount all over your cock and away you go.

    Immediately it took me back to the last time my partner teased me with her mouth, the pleasure was slow at first but built rapidly. I was initially concerned about the sensations which were super intense, but a bit of lube smoothed them out and I was able to really enjoy the ride. The grip moulded in to the outside is perfect for your fingers to grab on, even when you’re slippery from lube.

    Usually it can take me a while to climax, but the Kraken milked all of the fun out of me in only a few minutes!

    And yes, part of that is absolutely the noise! If you LOVE the sound of sloppy wet BJ’s and sex, this is ABSOLUTELY for you. If you live in a shared house, this could be a problem 😀

    10/10 Can’t wait to use this again!

  2. Marcus

    My god, bought a beautiful Venti in reefs water (gorgeous colour) this is definitely a different feel to the offbeat with the bubbles popping over him, definitely the noisiest of the 2 so a bit more discretion needed but once again orgasms to blow your mind!

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