{"product_id":"coffin-grinder-tentacle-strap-down-grinder","title":"The Coffin Grinder – Tentacle Strap-Down Grinder","description":"\u003ch1\u003eThe Coffin Grinder – Tentacle Strap-Down Grinder\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome grinders are a flat pad, some are a simple raised mound, and both do the job well. The Coffin Grinder went a different way about it and we'll happily admit we got carried away. A tentacle hauls itself over a coffin lid, thick through the middle and tapering as it goes and that curve is the thing you ride. Rock your hips and your body travels along it, the pressure changing with every inch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a sculpture that happens to get you off. The whole scene is cast as a single piece, tentacle, coffin, wet stone and all, and it works beautifully with no batteries involved at all. Add the bullet upgrade and we build a cavity into the base during casting, so a 7-speed bullet sits just underneath the tentacle and pushes vibration up through it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf a tentacle draped over a coffin feels like a lot for a first grinder, don't let it put you off. There's nothing to insert, nothing to figure out and nothing that happens unless you make it happen. You sit on it and move. That's the whole thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClick a heading to open \u0026amp; read more\u003c\/strong\u003e ▶\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe curve of the tentacle itself → the shape is the sensation, not a pattern printed onto a flat surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTendrils and ridges between the suckers → finer texture layered over that curve as you pass across it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpted suckers down the length → the part everyone stares at in the photos, and a fair bit of the reason you'll want it on display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStraps down to almost anything → a pillow, a chair, a partner's thigh and it holds that position\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional 7-speed bullet cavity → vibration sits right under the texture rather than off to one side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree firmness options → pick how much give you want under your weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNothing to charge, nothing to break → the only power source is you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade platinum-cured silicone → body-safe, non-porous and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSculpted as a full scene → the kind of thing you'd happily leave out on a shelf in October\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eWhat It Feels Like\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSturdy. There's a real shape under you, something to press into rather than skim across\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe pressure builds as you rock forward into the thick of the tentacle, then eases off as it tapers away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRidges and tendrils catch as you pass over them, fine detail layered on top of the bigger shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery bit of it comes from your rhythm, so it goes where you take it and stops when you stop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlow rocking feels like teasing. Leaning your weight in changes it completely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith the bullet in, vibration rises up through the silicone and meets you in the middle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrounded and steady, you're riding it, not gripping it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eIs This Toy Right For You?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who prefer grinding and rocking over thrusting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants something with real shape to grind against, not just a textured pad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose who want pressure controlled by their own body weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHands-free play with a stable, strap-down setup\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlso Good For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFirst-time grinder users, it's about as intuitive as toys get\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExperienced users who want texture without vibration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants the option of vibration without committing to it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePartnered use, strapped to a thigh or cushion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose favourite month is October\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMight Not Be Ideal If\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want penetration, there's nothing insertable here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want a toy that moves for you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou prefer smooth surfaces over pronounced texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eSize \u0026amp; Dimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 99.9197%;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 68.2497%;\"\u003eMeasurement\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"width: 29.2464%;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 68.2497%;\"\u003eBase Length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 29.2464%;\"\u003e17.8 cm \/ 7.0 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 68.2497%;\"\u003eBase Width\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"width: 29.2464%;\"\u003e13.3 cm \/ 5.3 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eColours \u0026amp; Custom Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGodemiche toys are made to order, allowing you to choose from a wide range of colour combinations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can select anything from simple single colours to multi-colour designs, fades and highlights depending on the product options available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe main product image shows the Signature colourway for this design. Signature colours are specific to each toy and are the version you'll see photographed in the listing, unless stated otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf colour choice isn't important to you, you can also select Godemiche Purple, our classic house colour or choose Surprise Me and let us pick a colour combination for you. Surprise Me colours are chosen from our available silicone pigments and often result in unique combinations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith dozens of colour possibilities, you can create a toy that feels uniquely yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause each piece is handmade, colour placement and blending may vary slightly from one toy to the next. This is a natural part of the process and part of what makes every piece individual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like to see examples of how different colour styles look, you can explore our full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/g-silicone.com\/pages\/godemiche-colour-guides\"\u003eGodemiche Colour Guide\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eFirmness Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis toy is available in three silicone firmness levels:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExtra Soft\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe most give. Squashes easily under your weight and cushions the texture, so it's the gentlest of the three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStill plenty of give, but the tentacle holds its shape more, so the texture comes through more clearly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMedium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVery firm. Only pick this one if you know you like really firm clitoral stimulation, it's a lot for most people and there's no softening it once it's poured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot sure? Go Extra Soft or Soft.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you're grinding hard or a partner is adding pressure on top, Extra Soft is the safer bet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eHow To Use\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1. If you've gone for the bullet upgrade, slide the bullet into the cavity in the base first, before you strap anything down. It can be a snug fit the first time, that's intentional, it stops it rattling around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e2. Secure the grinder to a pillow, cushion, chair or a partner's thigh using the included straps. Make sure it is firmly positioned and won't shift during use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3. Apply water-based lubricant to the textured surface and to yourself. This reduces friction and lets the texture glide rather than drag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4. Straddle the grinder and lower yourself into a comfortable position. Take a moment to work out where you actually want the tentacle sitting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5. If you're using the bullet, start it on a low speed and adjust from there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e6. Begin to move slowly. Grind, rock, roll or bounce to find the angle and pressure that works for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e7. Adjust as you go. Small changes in position make a surprising difference on a shape like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8. When finished, remove the bullet if you used one. Clean the grinder with warm soapy water or a suitable toy cleaner, then allow it to dry fully before storing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eTips For Getting The Most From It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGive the first session a bit of patience, most people need a go or two to find their spot on a textured grinder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlow down. The shape and the finer texture both need a moment to register, rushing turns them into one blur\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRock your hips to move your body up and down the tentacle rather than staying in one spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse your body weight to control how hard the texture presses back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMount it on something with a bit of resistance, a firm cushion beats a duvet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you have the bullet, try it both on and off, they're genuinely different experiences\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTop up the lube before it starts dragging rather than after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eWhy We Made This Toy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA flat pad or a raised mound will get you there, and there's a reason so many grinders are built that way. They're simple, they're intuitive and they work. We wanted to find out what happened if the shape itself did more of the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo the tentacle became the toy. It arcs over the coffin, thick through the middle and tapering away, and you rock along the length of it. The pressure changes as you go because the shape changes, and the tendrils and ridges between the suckers add a finer texture over the top of that. It's something to grind against rather than something to grind on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Coffin Grinder came from \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/odyssey-toys.com\/\"\u003eOdyssey\u003c\/a\u003e, our darker sister brand, where it was built around a tentacle claiming a coffin at the tide line. We're bringing it over for spooky season because it's a genuinely stunning object. It's practically a diorama, right down to the wet stone and scattered debris around the base, and every bit of that sculpting still earns its place as something you get off on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdding the bullet cavity underneath the texture was the other half of it. Vibration and texture usually compete for the same bit of surface. Here the bullet sits below the tentacle and pushes up through it, so you get both at once instead of choosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from 100% high-grade platinum-cured silicone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColoured using body-safe, non-toxic pigments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree from phthalates, latex, BPA and plasticisers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNon-porous, hypoallergenic and designed for long-term use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlatinum-cured silicone is considered the gold standard for body-safe sex toys due to its durability, flexibility and resistance to bacteria.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBody Safety\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully non-porous — will not harbour bacteria when cleaned properly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe for external use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompatible with water-based lubricants only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠ Do not use with silicone-based lubricants, as they may damage the surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAllergies \u0026amp; Sensitivities\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for most people with sensitive skin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you have known sensitivities, we recommend performing a patch test before extended use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCleaning \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemove the bullet vibrator before cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash before and after each use with warm water and mild, unscented soap or a dedicated toy cleaner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePay attention to the tendrils and the gaps around the suckers, where lubricant likes to collect\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to air-dry completely before storing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFor deeper cleaning, toys without electronics may be boiled for 3–5 minutes (if size and design allow)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStorage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore in a clean, dry place away from direct sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep separate from other silicone toys to prevent surface interaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUse a fabric pouch or original packaging where possible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e▶ \u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it vibrate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot on its own. As standard it's a plain grinder and everything comes from movement, pressure and rhythm. Add the bullet upgrade and it does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat do I get with the bullet upgrade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe build a cavity into the base while we're casting it, and a 7-speed bullet vibrator comes with it. The bullet sits just underneath the tentacle texture, so the vibration comes up through the surface you're grinding on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I take the bullet out?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It comes out for cleaning, or to use on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I add the cavity later?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, sorry. It's formed during casting, so it has to be decided when you order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs anything insertable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. This one is purely external, it's all about what you grind against.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it actually stay put?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The straps secure it to a pillow, cushion, chair or a partner's thigh so it isn't wandering off mid-grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it beginner-friendly?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eVery. Strap-down grinders are about as intuitive as toys get, you're in charge of everything. Expect to spend your first session working out where you want it, that's normal on a shaped grinder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich firmness should I pick?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eExtra Soft or Soft for most people. 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