With Valentines fast approaching it’s time to reveal this years Limited Edition Valentines Collection, drum roll please…. ‘Pastel Be My Valentines’.
For a very limited time only (ending February 28th) we will be making the much loved ‘Be My Valentines’ range in pastel colours with pretty little pastel hearts for you to share the dildo love with your partner(s)!
The original red ‘Be My Valentine’ started life back in 2016 as a limited edition Adam for that most heart-filled time of year, Valentines, but you, and you and possibly you over there changed that because you kept requesting we make it again and again to the extent that we were almost getting daily emails about it. As a result we never stopped making them and it became a regular product listing and one of our all time best sellers.
Last year we decided it was time to do something special for Valentines again and so offered a limited run of Be My Valentine toys in 6 different colours, purple, green, blue, pink, orange, yellow and of course the original red. Interestingly purple was popular but the red still out sold them all.
This year we have decided to bring those colours back so if you missed them last time you have another chance to get one but we have also decided to bring some pastel love to Valentines this year and so you can also pick from 6 beautiful pastel colours Blue Lagoon, Paris Green, Peach Puff, Princess Perfume, Electric Lavender and Mellow Yellow and if like me you have trouble picking your favourite then we are also offering you the chance to buy a pastel combo mix with the base colour of your choice and the hearts in all 6 of the pastel colours.
Just like all our toys each and every one is hand made in our workshop in Leicester, but just in case you didn’t know, every single Be My Valentines toy is hand made by Monika as she is the only one with the patience required for getting all those hearts perfectly suspended inside each toy. Which also means that if you follow us on Instagram them you might just catch a glimpse of her making your toy if you order something from this range.
“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.” ~ Thomas Merton
And maybe with a fabulous heart-filled dildo too!
Let us take you OffBeat
Calling all penis owners.
It’s time to take a different tack, to go OffBeat and discover a toy that treats your penis like royalty.
Yes that’s right we have developed our first ever toy for your penis and its called OffBeat.
Created from a love of wanking, OffBeat was designed to make using a sex toy more natural while keeping the enhanced sensations that your penis loves. We wanted to design something that was easy to use and clean, something that you could just throw in to a drawer or even a bag if you are off on your travels.
We wanted to make a toy that would fit in to any lifestyle that would give you personal pleasure when and where you needed it.
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So lets take a closer look at the key features of OffBeat
Natural, natural, natural; we wanted the feel to be as natural as possible. Whether you like to wank with two fingers or a whole hand we wanted it to feel as natural as possible against your skin and in your grip so the hourglass shape mimics the way your fingers fall together when masturbating.
Simple things are often the most effective and in this case the most pleasurable. We are really proud of the raised nubbed texture we have designed, and how it stimulates the shaft and head of the penis. Also the super soft silicone combined with the nubs gives a natural flesh-like feel to the user that we are confident will deliver you with a really fantastic experience.
Our two sizes are because we know people like to masturbate differently. If you like lots of head stimulation, short strokes with twist and turns then the Venti is for you.
If you’re more of a deep long strokes with head stimulation but also like a firm feeling around your shaft, then the Grande is for you.
The only difference between the two sizes is length, the hole is the same size on both.
Fits in to your life
We have created OffBeat to be a thin, streamlined, non-intrusive toy that could fit in to your pocket and is as simple to clean as washing your hands. We’ve designed a toy that we believe both looks and feels good.
Enough talking it’s now time to officially launch the NEW Greek silicone legend, Hercules.
Inspired By Greek Mythology
Gradually ideas began to develop on how we could create larger toys that had character, personality, a story to tell and were different to other fantasy toy makers out there.
Greek mythology is littered with legendary stories of Gods, humans, beast and creatures all with captivating mythology behind them, or as we see it, the most amazing stories to tell. We found our GODEMICHE style.
Hercules is the first toy in this collection. Each collection will consist of 3 toys whose stories are interwoven and linked in Greek mythology.
The Hercules collection is going to revolve around it’s namesake and what follows next will be 2 of the creatures that this mighty God slayed.
We have plans for a further 3 collections each one consisting of 3 toys inspired by one of the Greek Myths. Which ones? I hear you ask, well that will have to remain a mystery…for now.
Size matters, some people want it small others want it extra-large. The call for larger toys is something we have heard and plan to address with the Greek collections.
This Greek hero has an impressive shaft, 7 inch/17.78cm circumference (2.2 inch/5.58cm diameter) at the base and 6 inches/15.24cm (1.9 inch/4.83cm diameter) at the uncut head. The thinnest section of this Greek hero is just below the head of the penis, 5.7 inches/14.48cm circumference (1.8inches/4.57 diameter).
For now that is the only size option but we have plans to make Hercules in a variety of size options.
Hercules has also been made to be harness compatible and will need a 60mm O-ring on a strong strap on harness. If you play with a Vac Lock’s then we can adapt your Hercules to be compatible.
Are you becoming a fantasy company?
We create products that people want incorporating our own GODEMICHE twist into them. Larger toys have been something people have been requesting for a very long time. What the Greek collections allow is us as a company to do is bring new products to those customers that have character, style and quality while being noticeably different. What the fantasy element allows is for use to be really creative in what we make, the textures, the visual appeal and the story that we build in to the product, making it uniquely Godemiche in style . As with every GODEMICHE toy we want you to fall in love with it, for you to truly admire your new toy and be a proud owner of a GODEMICHE and the Hercules is our newest temptation that we have for you.
Currently if you want to own one of these glorious Greek giants then you can only do that directly from us. The Hercules is only available in one size for now but in our usual style the colour options are extensive and of course if you want a colour combination we have not listed then contact us and we can discuss a custom order with you.
Back at the beginning of March we attended Eroticon, a conference for sex writers, bloggers and other creatives, down in London. We had a fabulous weekend meeting up with loads of industry people sharing what we do at Godemiche with them and making a new product. Yes, we really did make a new product whilst attending an event.
When creating new toys I have a purpose in mind, a reason for making it with a goal or objective to achieve. All our products have been designed under that umbrella and this one was no different. Before Eroticon we took to Twitter to ask you what you would like us to make and the overwhelming message was for a new anal toy. There was suggestions of shapes and textures and so with all that in mind we set off to London to attend Eroticon and make a new product in the process.
It’s very unlike me to actually ponder over drawings I tend to just allow my hands to work and feel their way to a basic shape and those of you who were at Eroticon you will have seen me wandering around talking while my hands just did very thing, occasionally looking to see what was forming but mainly just feeling my way and by the end of the weekend the initial design for the new product had been born.
Made entirely of clay and two large marbles for the bulbous sections on the shaft. The bulbous section are 1.4inc/3.5cm wide and the smaller narrow sections are 1inch/2.5cm wide
and the plug is 5.1 inch/13cm long with a usable length of 4.5inch/11.5cm. But clearly we had a way to go yet before we had a finished product.
Since that weekend we have worked on getting the new plug from the initial clay model stage to a ready to go to market product but it is still missing something and that is where you lot come in again. This plug was created because people asked for it and so it seems only right that you all continue to be part of the process of getting it on sale and give it a much needed name and in return you could end up being the proud owner of one of these new plugs.
This will be a two step process. Firstly we want to hear your ideas so leave your name suggestions for the Plug With No Name in the comments section below. Then in a weeks time we will go through all the suggestions and pick the four names that we like the best. Those four people will all receive one of the Plugs With No Name as a thank you and then it will be back to you guys for the final vote. We will post the four names and you will all get to vote on which one you like the best and at the end of the voting period the name with the most votes will be the name that this product shall ever more be known by. Oh and the person who suggested that name will get to select which colour they want their plug to be made in.
Terms and Conditions
1. Competition will run from the 22th April to midnight on the 29th April 2017 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. You can make as many name suggestions as you wish
4. The 4 winners will be the people who suggested the 4 names that we decided to put forward for the public vote. They will each receive one of the plugs
5. The three runners up (those who’s names don’t win the public vote) will get the plug in a single colour of their choice and the person who suggests the winning name will get to pick any combination of colours for their plug.
6. First round of 4 winners will announced on the 2nd May during our Live Chat and be notified by email on Wednesday 3rd May
7. Final winning name will be announced during the Live Chat on the 9th May and notified by email on Wednesday 10th May
So what are you waiting for, get your thinking caps on and leave your name suggestions in the comments section below.