Flopped But Still Hot
Flopped But Still Hot is where all our almost-perfect toys come to live their best second life.
These beauties came out of the mould with tiny quirks, a swirl that went rogue, a bubble that decided to be dramatic, or a finish that isn’t quite up to our usual “holy shit that’s gorgeous” standard.
But here’s the thing:
They still feel incredible. They’re 100% body-safe. And they’re absolutely down to play.
These toys might not make it to the photoshoot, but they’ll more than make up for it in the bedroom (or the shower, or the sofa… you do you).
If you love a bargain, enjoy giving good toys a good home, or don’t mind a little aesthetic wonkiness for a whole lot of pleasure, this collection is for you.
Same sensations. Same handmade love.
Just a little less perfect, and a whole lot more affordable.
Let customers speak for us
We've never used anything like this but it is now in our bag of favorite toys. They felt great and the O was amazing!
This worked better than expected and we both loved it
Never thought a grind pad would be something I'd be intersted in or would seek out, but wowee. So happy I did and changed my mind! I've been trying to improve switching and this has been both a helpful tool on that journey as well as a pleasurable one. I love the texture of the grind pad and how soft the material is.
Exactly what I’ve always wanted as soon as I saw it I knew I had to get one and it’s been the best decision of my life. I love how it’s realistic and how it fits perfectly into my hands I choose for them to surprise me and I’m glad I did it turned out perfectly they selected a pearl colour I believe and it is stunning the pictures don’t capture truly how gorgeous the toy is. Apart from the toy itself being stunning the functionality is amazing love that it’s hand held so you can really get into it and there is so many angles you can explore and diffrent feelings. Ive had many orgasms and tbh the best solo **** has come from this toy so yes I strongly reccomend it. If you love rubbing, tribbing, clitoral stimulation this is your go to toy, it feels AMAZING with lube. I wouldn’t get any harder then soft personally soft to me is a bit firmer then I expected and feels more firm. So if looking for softer I’d get extra soft. Overall this is my favorite toy in my collection if I could give it more stars I would, only feedback I have is I wish that there was more options for the anatomy rather than just the singular choice apart from that it’s perfect :)
Excellent products and great service
I recomendarte
10/5
Great texture and feeling. Well packaged and quick turnaround. Would recommend.
My wife loves it. Very intense.
Super
I picked up the Large Ambit as a sort of “graduation toy” after loving the Morpheus in small for anal play - figured it was only fair to try the bigger sibling where size could stretch its legs (or shaft) a little more.
Let’s start with the good stuff: the curve? Delicious. She’s got that swoop that screams G-spot, and she’s not shy about showing you exactly where she’s aiming.
Now, if you’re a girth goblin like me, you might find yourself wishing she was packing just a little more meat on her bones. The length? Honestly a bit of an overachiever - gorgeous for depth queens but I personally could’ve done with a little less.
The colour (surprise me) was a bright pink and grey swirl - not totally my vibe, but let’s be honest, it’s going inside me not hanging on a gallery wall (yet)
Firmness is whatever they send, and it works just fine - not too rigid, not too squishy. Hits the spot without bruising it.
All in all, she’s sleek, elegant, a bit of a show-off in the curve department, and if you like precision penetration with some drama, the Ambit is a solid contender. Would I grab her first out the box? Maybe not. But she’s definitely getting called up when I want that upward curve to do some internal flirting.
Adam has officially claimed top spot in my toy box.
I went for the small size intentionally, I’m a girth over depth kind of girl, and Adam delivers perfectly. At 6 inches, he’s got enough length to play with, but you don’t need to take all of him to feel absolutely full and satisfied.
The shape? Beautiful. That girthy head is divine and the shaft is sleek and smooth - it feels designed to hit all the right places. I opted for the soft silicone for vaginal use and it’s the perfect balance of squishy without being floppy.
I chose the “surprise me” colour and ended up with a deep, rich blue - which honestly couldn’t have been a better match. It’s gorgeous in person.
If you’re looking for a **** that’s bold in shape but comfortable in size, Adam is that guy. Easily my new go-to and I’m already eyeing up what to try next from Godemiche.
I had one of the first Adams and loved it. This one is even better.
You won't be sorry to have one.
Once I strapped it to my leg the wife was grinding it so hard made her c** so much. She enjoyed it so did I
My wife has been after this for some time.
It was a birthday surprise and she absolutely loved it.
Highly recommend for some extra pleasure.
