Non-Realistic Dildos

Designed for intense stimulation, our Non-Realistic Dildos feature a selection of curved, G-spot, prostate, depth training, textured, and strap-on compatible designs. Made from body-safe platinum silicone, these toys deliver versatile, immersive pleasure without lifelike anatomy.

Non-realistic dildos are toys that ditch the lifelike look in favour of bold shapes, artistic designs, and pure sensation. They’re not trying to mimic a body—they’re designed to spark curiosity, offer unique stimulation, and look damn good doing it.

Think: unusual curves, playful proportions, vibrant colours, and sculpted textures. Perfect for anyone who wants something different, abstract, or just plain beautiful to play with.

At Godemiche, our non-realistic dildos are unapologetically creative—because pleasure doesn’t have to follow the rules.

All Godemiche dildos are handmade from platinum-cure, body-safe silicone. That means:

• Non-porous and hygienic
• Hypoallergenic and skin-safe
• Free from phthalates, latex, and other harmful ingredients
• Easy to clean and sterilise
• Soft, flexible, and built to last

Every dildo is poured, trimmed, and finished by hand in our UK studio. So when you buy a Godemiche toy, you're getting a piece of art, made with care—for your body and your pleasure.

Using a dildo is all about discovering what feels good for you. Whether you're exploring solo or with a partner, there’s no wrong way to enjoy it—just your way.

1. Start with lube
   Use a generous amount of water-based lubricant to keep everything smooth, slippery, and sensation-focused. Silicone dildos + water-based lube = a perfect match.
2. Get comfortable
   Find a position that feels natural—on your back, knees, side, or straddling a pillow. This is your time, your space.
3. Go slow, feel it out
   Ease the dildo in gently. Let your body guide the pace—slow, steady, or deep and deliberate. This isn’t a race. It’s exploration.
4. Experiment with angles
   Try different motions and directions—rocking, thrusting, shallow pulses. Some dildos are shaped to hit specific spots (like the G-spot or prostate), so let yourself play.
5. Listen to your body
   Adjust pressure, speed, or position as needed. It’s not about doing it “right”—it’s about feeling good.
6. Use it solo or in play
   Dildos are great on their own, with a harness, or as part of partnered fun. Add toys, hands, mouths—whatever you’re into.
7. Clean up when you're done
   Wash your dildo with warm water and mild soap or a body-safe toy cleaner. Let it dry fully before storing.

There’s no script—just pleasure, curiosity, and your own damn rhythm. 💜

Dildos come in a wide range of styles to suit different bodies, preferences, and kinks. Whether you're after realism, function, or something beautifully unexpected—there’s a toy for that.

• Realistic Dildos
  Designed with veins, ridges, and lifelike shapes for a more natural feel and appearance.
• Non-Realist Dildos
  Sculptural, artistic, or fantasy-inspired shapes that prioritise sensation and style over realism.
• Ejaculating Dildos
  Built with an internal reservoir for fluid play—perfect for cum fetishists, roleplay, and messy fun.
• Depth Training Dildos (for Anal Use)
  Extra-long toys designed for exploring depth, stretch, and gradual anal training at your own pace.
• Vibrating Dildos
  Add buzz to your thrust. These include internal vibrators for deeper, more dynamic sensation.
• Suction Cup Dildos
  Stick them to walls, tiles, or furniture for hands-free, rideable fun—wherever you want it.
• Harness-Compatible Dildos
  Flared-base designs made for strap-on play—perfect for partners or hands-free solo use.
• Fuck Machine & MotorBunny Compatible Dildos
  Designed to fit machine-style toys that thrust for you—because sometimes you want the toy to do the work.

Whatever your style—deep, decorative, vibrating, or wild—there’s a dildo made to match your pleasure.
With a flared base for use in strap-ons or hands-free fun.

No matter the shape or aesthetic, each one is designed for pleasure, play, and pure exploration—because your dildo should turn you on, not just tick a box.

Keeping your dildo clean is simple—and essential.

1. After use, wash your dildo with warm water and unscented, gentle soap or a body-safe toy cleaner.
2. For deeper cleaning, you can boil it for 3–5 minutes (as long as it doesn’t have electrical components or suction cups).
3. Let it dry completely, then store it somewhere clean and dry—preferably in a cloth bag or dedicated toy box to keep the dust away.

Proper care keeps your dildo feeling great, lasting longer, and always ready for your next session.