I’m not saying this little creature changed my life… but I am saying I looked at it and thought, “What in the undersea fever dream is this?” A tongue? An octopus? A tongue-pus? Whatever it is, it clearly has a PhD in mischief.
Those tiny tentacles? Illegal levels of talented. They somehow manage to be soft, teasing, and just bold enough to make you pause mid-thought like, “Oh… oh wow, okay then.”
It’s quiet, sneaky, and way more effective than something this adorable-looking has any right to be. Perfect for when you want to unwind without announcing it to the entire household.
Let’s just say… it delivers a full experience and leaves you feeling very relaxed and slightly suspicious of inanimate objects.
Final verdict: looks like a joke, performs like a legend. 10/10 would trust the octopus again.
Great shape and texture. Loved the color.
I am absolutely addicted. The amount of sensation I get when playing even solo is unreal. I didn’t want to stop with riding my partner, made me **** 3 times almost back to back, absolutely LOVE, I got the low wave mound. I believe I will get the higher mound next time! Maybe I won’t have to adjust as much,
Such good quality, and so so so comfortable when used with a strap on harness! I already want more of them!
The "discount" mounds looked perfect to me AND felt perfect for HER. Certainly kicked things up a notch.
Hervorragend, kann es nur weiter empfehlen.
Versand nach Deutschland ist etwas lange und dann es noch Zollgebühren oben drauf.
I must say it is really great! I really like it.
It is smaller than I thought but that is definitely not bad!
I would say it is more of a stroker than a masturbator.
The quality and the color of it are premium! I think it will last a lifetime.
I can only recommend it :D
Opened the box, as described, wonderful material and accurate dimensions.
Feels greaT, right amount of pressure
This is my wife's favorite toy to use now with penetrative ****. She has already recommended it to several friends.
First time trying something like this and it was amazing!! Mine came with a nick taken out around the ring but I trimmed if with scissors and now we are good! Cute color! I’m going to order the spikey One next!
Great product. So much fun to play with.
This was my first order from Godemiche, probably wont be the last!
I got the larger Apex plug in the soft compound. The shapes quite nice, though personally, I'd like a little more neck at the base.
I'd say the soft compound IS still quite soft, so would recommend getting the next harder one for this.
Still, nicely made, feels good, well packaged!
This is a great add to the collection. Love the squish and the texture- makes for a great bumpy ride
There was no flop with this product. Can’t actually really see or notice too much of any “defects”. Great thank you!
Excellent product. Fulfilled expectations.
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