The Real Ones - Godemiche Affiliates
Become One of The Real Ones
Share Pleasure. Earn Commission. Keep It Real.
Let’s be honest sex sells, but not all brands pay it forward. We do.
At Godemiche, we believe in real pleasure for real people, and that includes the ones who help spread the love.
Join The Real Ones: our badass community of content creators, toy lovers, educators, and unapologetic pleasure-pushers. You talk about what turns you on, we’ll pay you for it.
💸 What You’ll Get
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10% Commission on Every Sale You Refer
Every time someone buys through your link? You get 10%. No tricks. No fuss. Just cold, hard coin. -
30-Day Cookie Window
Your link doesn’t ghost. If someone clicks and comes back within 30 days, you still get paid. -
No Bullshit, Just Benefits
No shady clauses. No awkward contracts. Just a setup that lets you be you, and rewards you for it.
🙌 Who Are The Real Ones?
They’re the creators, educators, and toy junkies who keep it raw, respectful, and a little bit filthy. They don’t fake orgasms or endorsements.
- A sex educator or coach with a thing for glittery dildos
- A content creator who makes toys look good and feel good
- A cam model with taste (and a toy drawer that slaps)
- A toy reviewer with a feed full of soft silicone and honest opinions
If you’ve got a voice, a platform, and a passion for pleasure, you’re one of us.
⚙️ How It Works
- Sign up and become one of The Real Ones
- Get your custom link—your own little silicone summoner
- Share what you love, in your voice, your vibe
- Earn cash every time your audience buys through you
It’s that easy. You don’t need a big following. You just need to be real.
💥 Why Godemiche?
- Handmade toys, no mass production
- Body-safe silicone in colours that slap
- Inclusive, unfiltered, and always sex-positive
- We actually give a fuck about the people we work with (and the people you work for)
🔗 Ready to Get Real?
Click the link. Join The Real Ones.
Get paid to keep it honest, kinky, sparkly, or soft—whatever your brand of pleasure looks like.
