The Absolem
The Absolem is a fully textured silicone dildo designed for people who enjoy strong, rhythmic sensations. Its smooth, stacked bulb-like rings deliver deep, noticeable stimulation with every thrust, creating a full, wave-like feel along the shaft. Handmade in the UK and available in four sizes, The Absolem is ideal for anyone who loves texture and predictable, satisfying pressure.
Key Features
- 100% platinum silicone
- Smooth, rounded “stacked ring” texture from base to tip
- Straight shaft with consistent circumference
- Pronounced bulbs for strong, rhythmic sensation
- Four size options: X-Small, Small, Medium, Large
- Handmade in the UK
- Body-safe, non-porous and hypoallergenic
- Harness-compatible flared base
- Available in a range of colours
- Easy to clean and maintain
What It Feels Like
- Each smooth bulge creates a strong wave of stimulation during thrusting.
- Noticeable texture without any harsh edges.
- Feels full and rhythmic with consistent pressure along the shaft.
- Predictable girth makes it easy to control intensity.
- Ideal for users who enjoy pronounced in-and-out sensations.
Who This Design Works Best For
Good For
- People who love textured toys.
- Anyone who enjoys rhythmic, wave-like stimulation.
- Intermediate users or confident beginners looking for more sensation.
- Strap-on users who want texture their partner can really feel.
- Users who like a consistent, predictable girth.
Not Good For
- People who prefer completely smooth toys.
- Users looking for a strong curve for G-spot or P-spot targeting.
- Anyone very sensitive to pronounced texture.
How People Use This Toy
- Solo penetration with textured stimulation.
- Partner play with or without a harness.
- Strap-on play where texture and rhythm matter.
- Warm-up for other textured or larger toys.
- Exploring repetitive, wave-like sensations from the stacked bulbs.
Size Guide
| Size | Usable Length | Circumference | Base Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| X-Small | 4.5 in / 11.4 cm | 4.5 in / 11.4 cm | 3.0 in / 7.5 cm |
| Small | 5.5 in / 14.0 cm | 5.0 in / 12.7 cm | 3.1 in / 8.0 cm |
| Medium | 7.0 in / 17.8 cm | 5.7 in / 14.5 cm | 3.3 in / 8.5 cm |
| Large | 8.5 in / 21.6 cm | 4.5 in / 11.4 cm | 2.6 in / 6.5 cm |
Material, Safety & Care
- Material: 100% platinum silicone
- Body-safe, non-porous and hypoallergenic
- Lube: Water-based lubricant recommended
- Cleaning: Wash with warm soapy water; can be boiled for deep cleaning
- Storage: Store separately from other silicone toys
Colours & Handmade Variation
Each Absolem is hand-poured in our UK workshop.
- Surprise Me – a random colour chosen by our makers
- Godemiche Purple – pearlescent purple finish
- One Colour – pick a single colour you love
- Two Colours – pick two colours; we hand-mix your custom pour
Colour mixes, marbling, and pattern placement may vary slightly from toy to toy, so your Absolem will be uniquely yours.
How to Use
- Apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant to the toy and your body.
- Start slowly to warm up and get used to the feel of the smooth bulbs.
- Use steady, rhythmic thrusting to enjoy the wave-like stimulation from each ring.
- Experiment with angle and pace to find the sensations you enjoy most.
- After use, wash thoroughly with warm soapy water and allow to dry completely before storing.
FAQ
Is The Absolem suitable for beginners?
Yes. The X-Small and Small sizes are a good option for beginners who want to try texture without overwhelming girth.
How strong is the texture?
The texture is pronounced but smooth. The rounded bulbs create rhythmic, wave-like stimulation without harsh edges.
Can I use The Absolem with a harness?
Yes. The flared base is harness-compatible and works with most O-ring style harnesses.
Does the girth change along the shaft?
No. The circumference stays consistent from bottom to top; the sensation comes from the stacked, smooth bulbs along the shaft.
How do I clean it?
Wash with warm water and mild soap after each use, or boil for a deeper clean. Make sure it’s fully dry before storing.
Shipping & Production
- Handmade to order in our UK workshop
- Approximate production time: around 2 weeks
- Shipped in discreet packaging
- Worldwide shipping available
Live this toy, my newest addition with the Vac-u-loc and its been so much fun.
Pretty good for suction to surface too.
Easy to clean.
I like the different soft texture I got this time round as I have many Godemiche toys but have had different textures before.
Love the purple colour 💜
Very versatile and the ridges 👌
I love this so much, I really like texture and this has lots of it. I got in a firm density and the large size and it makes the texture very intense. The base makes it super easy to use
i initially brought this to substitute scat for which it is fantastic it needs 2 hands to get it in first time because its so soft but it feels amazing to push out into underwhere but i also found its just as amazing as a more conventional toy
Just a little heads-up:
Every item here is handcrafted with love, which means it can take up to 14 days to make. Once your order’s ready, we’ll send you an email with your tracking info so you’ll know exactly when to expect it.
After that, delivery usually takes 2–3 working days (not including crafting time, of course).
If you’re ordering from the EU, please note your parcel may be subject to import taxes or duties once it arrives in your country, those charges are the buyer’s responsibility to pay.
