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We have been searching for something like this for ages. Works like a charm :)

Toy: The Absolem | Size: Large | Colour: Godemiche Purple | Firmness: Medium | Base: Flat

This toy is a beast in the best way. The girth is gorgeous - really filling without being overwhelming - but the length is definitely on the more ambitious side. Personally, I would’ve preferred a touch less in that department, especially when switching between front and back play.

We chose medium firmness specifically for anal use, and that was absolutely the right call. It gives enough give to be comfortable, but enough structure to work with the deep ridges - which are chef’s kiss. They add a fantastic layer of sensation whether you’re using it vaginally or anally.

The flat base makes it ideal for strap-on play, which is a big plus if you like to mix things up or get more hands-free control. And as always with Godemiche, the quality is excellent and the Godemiche Purple colour is stunning in person.

Definitely not a beginner toy, but if you’re ready to level up, Absolem is a bold and satisfying choice. Highly recommend - just make sure you’ve warmed up first!

Size: Large | Colour: Godemiche Purple | Firmness: Medium | Base: Flat
Use: Anal (eventually), Vaginal, Double Penetration, Strap-On Play

The Skrue is not a toy for the faint of heart — or faint of hole, for that matter.

We picked it up primarily for anal play, not fully appreciating the sheer scale of the beast. Between the generous girth and the intimidating length, this toy definitely commands respect. While the girth is absolutely perfect - satisfying and filling without being too much - the length does edge into “maybe we bit off more than we can chew” territory.

We’ve not worked up the nerve to attempt it anally just yet (it’s currently in the “one day, maybe with a safe word and a prayer” pile), but for vaginal use, the length is a bit much, especially during more intense play. If it came in a slightly shorter version with the same width, it would be chef’s kiss perfection.

That said - the ridges are delicious. They add exactly the kind of extra stimulation that makes this toy ideal for double penetration, which was our main goal in buying it. They hit just right when paired with a second toy or partner, and the flat base makes it a dream to use with a harness or in more controlled scenarios.

As always, the Godemiche quality is faultless, the purple is gorgeous, and the discreet packaging is appreciated. Even if it’s not in regular rotation yet, it’s absolutely earned its place in our collection - just waiting for the right moment (and maybe a motivational playlist) to really shine.

Firmness - firm | Style - Smooth Peg | Colour: Surprise (Godemiche Purple) | Base: Flat

This toy is the very definition of “don’t judge a peg by its pictures.” We chose the surprise colour option and got the beautiful Godemiche purple (clearly the theme of our toy box), and as always, the quality was top-notch beautifully made and discreetly packaged.

The first thing that struck me? How slim it actually is in person. The photos make it look slightly more robust, but in reality it’s a much thinner toy, which makes it absolutely ideal for beginners or for warm-up play. It’s unintimidating, comfortable, and gets the job done without overwhelming your body or your brain.

That said, it is very much a beginner’s toy. If you’ve explored a little already, you’ll likely want to move on size-wise fairly quickly - which is why I’d love to see a full Peg set with increasing girths. Imagine a cute little ladder of pegs to work your way up the anal Mount Olympus. Yes, please.

The flat base makes it perfect for use with a harness, and it’s firm enough to stay in place without feeling harsh. Whether you’re pegging, playing solo, or just warming up - this toy is a solid, reliable go-to.

Highly recommend for anyone just starting out, or as part of a collection that caters to all levels of play.

Size: Large | Colour: Surprise (Godemiche Purple) | Base: Flat

I opted for the surprise colour and received the classic Godemiche purple and wow, what a beauty! As always, it arrived discreetly packaged, with the kind of craftsmanship and attention to detail that makes you feel like you’re unboxing something special.

Even though I’d checked the dimensions beforehand, I still wasn’t prepared for just how much presence this toy has in person. He’s a girthy boy, no doubt about it. The length is absolutely perfect, enough to feel full without being overwhelming but it’s the blunt tip and hefty circumference that demand your full attention (and a good warm-up session).

What sets the Twister apart is how dramatically different it feels depending on how you use it. Straight in-and-out thrusting provides one type of pressure, but twisting it as the name suggests? That’s a whole new level of intense. You can really feel the ridges and spirals working their magic in a way no other toy quite replicates.

If you’re after something thick, weighty, and unique, I’d absolutely recommend the Twister. It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking to add something seriously filling and fun to your toy collection, this one earns its spot - no question.

Got lucky enough to have early access to a Small in dual density. In the hands of an enthusiastic lover I got a solely vaginal **** - super rare for me - that was so intense I passed out. Another lover went into metaphorical orbit unconsciously moaning my name. Amazing work - that super soft tip makes all the difference. I'm saving for the Large now...

Very enjoyable, i got the 2inch bubbles version. Full recommendation if you're looking for a stroker.

I love this so much, I really like texture and this has lots of it. I got in a firm density and the large size and it makes the texture very intense. The base makes it super easy to use

Great material! I love the marbling of the purple colour and my girlfriend loves how it feels ;)

I’m a fan of the monstrous and ornate, but sometimes you just want something simpler. I recently purchased a thrusting machine which came with a clone-style silicone attachment, of which I have a bit of a phobia. I don’t want that hideous beige, a fake **** and the texture of skin and hair. I want my ideal fantasy size and shape (oversized mushroom head, long straight shaft), but pretty, thanks.

Enter all ten glorious purple inches of Adam in extra soft. He’s silky smooth which keeps him feeling wonderful even at 240 thrusts per minute. That head is a fun challenge, but the squishy texture prevents me feeling bruised. He’s the perfect go-to when I don’t want something scary and he’s extremely capable of making you forget your own name!
While perfect for the thruster, I believe the extra soft would be too soft for my harness or my rocking chair style machine, so I intend to purchase another for that purpose soon. He really is that good.

On ordering: he arrived beautifully packaged, eight days after I placed my order, which isn’t bad for a small company. I’ve certainly had longer waits.
I’d like to see a colour chart made available so I can get creative in future (there will be more orders!) but their standard purple is actually quite beautiful. However my collection is kept on display, so I love to see all colours of the rainbow in it. There is wonderful written advice readily available on the site about colour, but a chart would help.

Excellent product, excellent packaging and delivery, evenpacked in a few extras. Thank you!

love it such a great colour and feel.my sub on the other hand ;-)

Got the "extra soft" version, and thinking about getting the "soft" version too.

I've had the Ambit size L for almost 5 years and it remains my absolute favourite ****. It's beautiful, the quality is excellent - looks and feels the same as new. Only thing I could ask for is possibly a size XL?

Excellent product, ordered it to the US. Everything went perfectly. Fast shipping. Highly recommend. Buy a piece of hand made art. Not Chinese junk. You won't regret it. Very well done.