Censor The Real Dicks


Don’t you think it’s about time we censor the real dicks?

Want a T-shirt that makes a statement? Show the world how you really feel with our new apparel.

Godemiche T-shirts are sublimation printed, using eco friendly, non toxic ink. We use a 100% heavy cotton t-shirt, preshrunk and true to size.

This T-shirt is available in S-M-L-XL and 2X



All our deliveries are made in either plain boxes or bags. On the shipping labels the sender is always
ABMM ltd.  Our packaging is ALWAYS plain and ALWAYS discreet to ensure only you know what’s

Shipping in the UK

If you are in the UK when you check out you have the option to select either Royal Mail or DHL.
Royal Mail option is Royal Mail Tracked 48 which aims to deliver your parcel within two to three
working days after they receive it from us.
DHL is a fully tracked 2 day service where you can manage your delivery yourself through their
tracking portal. They aim to deliver your item within 2 working days of them receiving it from us

Shipping in the EU

All shipping in the EU is sent Royal Mail Tracked unless you are in France where we only offer DHL as
a shipping option

USA, Canada, Australia, Rest of the World.

Your shipping option is DHL but in some rare cases where you live in a remote area we will then send
it Royal Mail. We will let you know if we have to make this swap.
If you are buying from us from outside the UK then you are liable for any custom duty and import
changes your country applies this includes the whole of the EU.


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