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The Lollipop Line

We know it is not quite Easter but we couldn’t wait till then to share our newest collection collection with you so here goes.

We are always on the look out to extend and develop our colour range. Yes we will freely admit that we are a bit obsessed with colours so when we discovered some pastel glittery options we just couldn’t resist them. The only big question was what were we going to call this new collection? The answer came when we made them up and looked at them all side by side and they reminded us of vintage sweeties (candies to you Americans) the kinds you used to get at the seaside along with your Candy floss and so here we are introducing the Lollipop Line.

The Lollipop Line consists of 8 new deliciously sweet colours;

Lemon Fizz – Fizz, whizz, this is a sparkling lemon yellow bizz 

Blueberry Bubblegum – Suck it or blow it but what ever you do don’t chew it. 

Tangerine Tingle – Tangy and tart that brings a tingle to your whole body

Strawberry Bum Bum – Sweet and juicy and red like a strawberry in summertime.

Blackcurrant Burst – A British fruit unknown in America but bursting with fruity flavours.

Lime Sherbet -Sharp and sweet, a tasty treat

Raspberry Cream – A burst of ripe summer fruit mixed with delicious cream.

We hope that this new collection will inspire thoughts of seaside memories and holiday sweet treats as you indulge in some personal pleasure with these delectable treats.

*The Lollipop line is available in all Godemiche products excluding the OffBeat and like all our silicone products also comes with a lifetime guarantee.

 

 

 

 

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Eroticon 2019 Virtual Meet and Greet – Monika

It’s time for the female side of Godemiche to present my person to you all.

NAME (and Twitter if you have one)

Hi, I’m Monika and I’m trying to stay stable with my other half who you met already – Adam. Believe me it’s not easy, let’s say VERY challenging. Anyway, I’m the person behind the Instagram feed and also a creator of IG Story. I love social media!  Oh, and I make dildos and take all the photography for our website as well;)

Tell us 3 things you are most looking forward to at Eroticon 2019

  1. People! The amazing thing about Eroticon is that I get to talk to a lot of girls! so it’s almost like a girly weekend with the best chicks in the UK;) (Men also but for some reason not so many, sorry guys)
  2. The talks – they are always so interesting! Eroticon is very well organised and there’s always something I will learn from others which leads to new open conversations.
  3. Weekend without screaming and fighting kids! Yes, I couldn’t be more happier. As this mother needs some time to breath and take it slow.

We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the play list and tell us why you picked that song.

I am obsessed with Mariah Carey at the minute and her song ‘GTFO’. Once it’s in my ears I can listen to it on rewind couple of times. Why? It helps me dealing in stressed situations when I had an argument with Adam and it just feels good.

What is your favorite item or book you’ve purchased so far this year?

This year I am reading much more books than last year. I think it’s a type of a selfcare and it just takes my mind away other than our workshop, spreadsheets and kids. I really liked ‘Clean’ by Juno Dawson, I’ve met her personally and she made such a great impact on me. She’s very motivated to make a change in trans community and has brilliant sense of humour. Love Juno!

You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life, what is it? Sushi? Scotch Tape?

Oh, that’s a difficult one. It would be books or nice clothes. Hard to choose… BOOKS.

What is your favourite quote from a movie?

I don’t really remember any quotes from the movies , I can barely remember somebody’s phone number or even a name of the new people I’ve met but I’ve read an amazing quote that stuck in my head from Kyle Maynard – NOT DEAD, CAN’T QUIT. I think it can resonate to some situations in my life when I feel down and try to let go of some things. This quote reminds me of a strength I’ve got inside me.

What is your word suggestion to next years Eroticon anthology?

Guilt

Complete the sentence:

I feel… hungry for new adventures.

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Eroticon 2019 Virtual Meet and Greet – Adam

It is time to do a little online meet and greeting for Eroticon 2019 that is this coming weekend.

NAME (and Twitter if you have one)

I’ve been called all sorts on Twitter, just google it, but for this, Adam is fine, not Adam is fine, just it’s fine to call me Adam.

Tell us 3 things you are most looking forward to at Eroticon 2019

1, Seeing people, real human beings that aren’t Monika or my kids!

2, Learning something new, that always happens and often when I’m least expecting to be learning something.

3, Finally this year I’m going to simply enjoy being at Eroticon, it’s not often we attend events and get to just enjoy them.

We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the play list and tell us why you picked that song.

Oh man just one song? Ok so right now that would have to be The Sights by Enter Shikari. As for why, love the band, seen them live a couple of times and some super cleaver lyrics

‘So lemme get this straight; as we witness the ice-caps melt

Instead of being inspired into changing our ways

We’re gonna invest into military hardware to fight for the remaining oil that

Left beneath the ice!

But what happens when it’s all gone! You haven’t thought this through

Have you boys!’

What is your favorite item or book you’ve purchased so far this year?

I’m so bad with books, I buy them because I like the audio book and want to keep it in my collection but I did get this colour tone book that was just amazing. If your looking for an interesting audio-book then I’d recommend ‘American Kingpin’ about the dark web and the notorious Silk Row.

You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life, what is it? Sushi? Scotch Tape?

Shoes, I might have given myself this unhealthy obsession with shoes after listing to the audio book ‘Shoe dog’ about the creation of Nike, then I bought books on collector sneakers and then I become obsessed.

What is your favourite quote from a movie?

‘A monsters is relative, to a canary a cats a monster’ Jurassic park, I don’t know why I always remember that but I love the juxtaposition it creates in my mind. Oohh I’ve just remembered the one from Dusk till dawn about Apple pie pussy, that ones good too.

What is your word suggestion to next years Eroticon anthology?

Inclusive

Complete the sentence:

I feel… like I’ve not got a sensible, logical or educational answer to that. Drink anyone?

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7 inspirational women for International Women’s Day

How do you go about choosing 7 inspirational women out of all the incredible, talented, hard-working, passionate women in the world? It’s an almost impossible task, especially for someone like me who is lucky enough to have a timeline that is constantly bursting with the achievements, plans, campaigns and ideas of incredible women.

 

What I did, honestly, was just list off the top of my head people who were most recently in my mind, whose work had made me laugh or cry or learn or want to storm Parliament and dismantle it brick by brick. Some of them you may know already, others you may not, and one in particular might have you asking ‘what the hell is this person doing on a sex-focused website?’ The answer is simply that I love her, and love her work. So what follows is neither a focused nor complete list, it’s just a collection of women who have inspired or educated me over the last year, who I am grateful to for their incredible work.

 

I invite you to follow them all, then take this list and add to it – with a comment, or a share on Twitter or Facebook, naming a few of the women who have inspired you in the last year.

 

Lea DeLaria

 

You will probably know her best as ‘Boo’ from Orange is the New Black, but Lea DeLaria has been doing incredible stuff for a long time. She began her career as a stand-up comedian (a career she describes as the ‘last bastion of the straight white male’), and is credited with being the first openly gay comic on a US talk show back in 1993.

 

Naturally, I think she’s a brilliant actress, but what made me want to include her on this list was her incredible interview with Krishnan Guru-Murthy for his ‘Ways to change the world’ podcast. Please go and listen to it when you get the chance, it’s a treat you’ll be glad you gave yourself. She is fiercely compassionate, intensely funny and powerfully angry at the state of the world, but what I admire the most is how she manages to stay angry enough to fight against injustice while remaining hopeful and positive enough to maintain the motivation to keep going.

 

Paris Lees – @ParisLees

 

Paris is an incredible writer and activist. The last two years have seen what appears to me to be a huge upswing in the amount of public attacks on trans people in the UK media, so it’s important to highlight those, like Paris, who are tackling this problem every day. In writing and media appearances, Paris explains with powerful arguments and personal stories why it is so important that we stand up for trans rights.

 

That alone is enough to make her one of the women I admire, but on top of that I also love her because it was a BBC investigation of hers, in 2016, that alerted me to the fact that not many content producers were creating porn for visually impaired people. That inspired me to start making audio porn of my own, which has made my own blog better for people with visual impairments, but also just brought me a hell of a lot of joy.

 

Dr Eleanor Janega – @GoingMedieval

 

If you thought you’d left history behind when you left school, allow me to introduce you to the weird and wonderful world of what I’m going to loosely term ‘Medieval Dick History.’ The specialist subject of historian Dr Eleanor Janega, whose blog ‘Going Medieval’ covers everything from the medieval concept of chivalry (and why it’s absolutely appalling) to the history behind anti-masturbation movements and No Nut November.

 

It’s not just the history, though: it’s the way she manages to highlight the exact relevance of all this to the weird and sometimes fucked-up present we find ourselves living in, like exploring past approaches to sex work, including legalisation, and comparing them with the modern-day sex work ‘rescue industry.’ Her work is often intense, touching on subjects that are complex and important, but she writes everything with the excitement of someone who can’t wait to invite you in to her world and share her knowledge with you. She’ll be speaking at Eroticon in March and I am incredibly excited.

 

Juno Mac and Molly Smith – @fornicatrix and @pastachips

 

I’m including both Juno and Molly in here because I’ve followed both of them on Twitter for a while, and their campaigning on sex work decriminalisation made me want to seek out a lot more info. If you’d asked me ten years ago I’d have said I was all in favour of sex work ‘legalisation’, without really understanding what that meant.

 

Now, I’m halfway through the incredible book they co-wrote – Revolting Prostitutes – and feeling like I am much closer to grasping the important threads in the debate about sex work, and why decriminalisation – not legalisation – is so important. You should definitely check out the book, or if you’d like an intro to the topic it’s well worth watching Juno’s TED talk, which is my go-to resource to send people who want to understand the crux of the issue.

 

Esther Perel – @EstherPerel

 

My secret shame is that I initially started listening to Esther Perel’s ‘Where shall we begin?’ podcast out of little more than prurience and despair. The podcast takes conversations with couples who want to discuss a relationship or sexual issue, and lets you listen in on how Esther guides them on a journey to better understanding each other. I began listening because I wanted to hear about other people’s relationship problems, at a time when I was experiencing some of my own, and a small mean part of me wanted to hear that other people suffered with similar issues. Another part of me was just curious about the more sexual issues that people brought to the table.

 

But after a couple of episodes I realised I could see myself somewhere in all of these stories, and learn more about myself and how to better conduct my own relationships. I’d thoroughly recommend it for anyone, whether you’re in a relationship or not. Perel’s style is to encourage people to work through to the root of their fears and worries, and I think the journeys she takes people on are a great way to learn to practice compassion and empathy.

 

Dr Jen Gunter – @DrJenGunter

 

Ever heard of a ‘yoni egg’? They’re one of the many banes of Dr Jen Gunter’s life, after Gwyneth Paltrow’s pseudoscience ‘lifestyle’ website started promoting jade eggs as something you might enjoy putting in your vagina. Spoiler: you should not put these in your vagina. Jade is porous and you could be inviting in some real problems with bacterial infections. Stick to body-safe sex toys like the lovely silicone sex toys you can find on this very site.

 

It’s not just jade eggs that Dr Gunter tackles, though: her blog is a treasure-trove of info, where she regularly counters dangerous advice (coffee enemas! Vaginal steaming! Some sort of vaginal teabags!) with expert advice garnered through her many years working as an Ob-Gyn. As well as offering advice on gynaecological health, she also fights for abortion rights. I am still shocked we have to do this in the year 2019, but shock notwithstanding, I’m very glad she’s fighting in our corner.

 

Gina Miller – @thatginamiller

 

An incredible, courageous, hard-working and dedicated woman, Gina Miller is the living embodiment of the phrase ‘not all heroes wear capes.’ Since the UK voted to leave the EU by a tiny margin, after an appallingly divisive referendum campaign characterised by lies and illegality, Gina Miller stood up to challenge the government in court. It was her hard work and campaigning that ensured the UK Government could not trigger Article 50 without first bringing the matter to Parliament.

 

We’re still on course to leave the EU, and potentially in the most disastrous way possible, but Gina Miller has been fighting this every step of the way, despite been let down by politicians who bow to populism, and harassed by misogynists and racists who screech abuse at her from behind anonymous Twitter profiles. She is a hero, and International Women’s Day feels like as good an excuse as any to say thank you to her for her skill, patience and determination. She is top of my list today, and every day, and probably always will be.

 

 

As I said at the start, this isn’t an exhaustive list. The main problem with naming awesome women is that no doubt as soon as this article goes live, I’ll think of someone else I should have added who I’ll kick myself for forgetting. But I can live with that, I think, because International Women’s Day shouldn’t be a one-off event where we say ‘thanks’ to some great women then drop the subject as soon as midnight strikes tonight. Instead I hope this is a prompt for you – and me – to celebrate women’s achievements more all year round, and remember to say ‘thank you’ to those who entertain, educate and inspire us.

 

 

 

 

 

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Behind The Scenes of Godemiche Workshop – February

Hello and welcome to another edition of Behind the Scenes, where you can have a sneak peek of what has been popular in the Godemiche workshop during February.

So February was named the Month Of Love to celebrate Valentine’s Day but not only for one day but for the whole month. We don’t need excuses to make love, right?!:)  We’ve decided to create a beautiful collection of Pastel Be My Valentine which was a big success, as well as UV version of that collection. We have put UV butt plugs under the black light and it looks amazing. Just have a look.

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  1. Adam 8in Peach Puff Be My Valentine
  2. Plug-B small in Orange UV and Green UV under the UV light. They look spectacular!

I have to say February was pretty busy. Other than standard requests from our lovely customers we’ve made a pretty big order for RodeoH and one of the things they wanted to stock were Colourflage Adams. We’re very happy that the American audience will have a chance to get this collection together with their comfortable strapons. We’ve actually stock some of RodeoH’s designs, you should check them out HERE.

We’ve heard from loads of people that when it is time to choose the colour of the Godemiche dildo it can be a struggle. We can make easily over 2000 colour combinations and it doesn’t stop there.  So when this order came for Ambit in Coffee and Rose Gold we had mixed feelings about it,  but I’ll leave you to decide what you think.

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  1.  Box of Adam 8in in Blue Colourflage
  2. Ambit Coffee and Rose Gold

Lets move on to another ‘not so usual’ order.

Now, here I should paste a picture of our faces looking at each other with a confusion and mixed feelings because we’ve never made OffBeat masturbator in Cappuccino colour. However I think I quiet like it 😉

The Adam in Green Pearlescent was a customised shade of green with a touch of black.

 

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  1. OffBeat in Cappuccino
  2. Adam 8in Dark Green Pearlescent – custom request

… and last but not least beautiful Confused Rainbow and Blue UV Apex. As  you can see we had a lot of fun in the photography studio with them. If you have a UV sex party you know what to take…;)

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  1. Adam 6in Confused Rainbow
  2. Apex Large Blue UV under the black light.

That’s all for now and I’ll see you by the end of the March with some new interesting dildos.

Did you like any of the images you’ve seen in this blog? Let me know by leaving a comment below.

See you next month!

 

Monika

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Put A Condom On Yes, condoms are part of our sexual life and having an Interational Condom Day

Put A Condom On For International Condom Day

There’s one thing that we should celebrate more than Valentines Day. For some people this day is very important, but let’s be clear, what would we do without condoms?!

Yes, condoms are part of our sexual life and having an Interational Condom Day today is great excuse to talk a bit about condoms plus we’ve also got a challenge for you!

So let’s start with the basics, what is a condom?

  • A condom comes in a foil packet.
  • Condoms are thin pouches that keep sperm from getting into the vagina.
  • A condom is worn on the penis.
  • It is usually made of latex a type of rubber.

But some are made of materials that are safe for people with latex allergies , such as polyurethane or polyisoprene.

 

The condom is rolled over the penis and forms a protective barrier that helps to prevent the spread of sexual transmitted infections (STI) and is also one of the most reliable forums of contraception.

There’s a wonderful in-depth post on condoms, written by Molly Moore which you can read just HERE . We highly recommend you to check it out if your looking for more information on condoms. It’s been said that condoms are a passion killer (you obviously don’t have kids).

Some people said that the moment you need to put a condom on in the middle of a sex is killing the atmosphere. But there are many who will say that actually condoms can spice up the foreplay.

 

So here’s a challenge for you!

We want to test your skills in putting a condom on, but wait! that’s not all, cause it would be too easy.

We challenge you to put a condom on, BLINDFOLDED.

Simply grab a condom, something to cover your eyes and any dildo, vegetable or excited willing volunteer you can get your hands on.

 

Here are the rules:

The blindfold must be from start to finish  (before you open the condom)

  1. The condom must be on properly and not broken.
  2. There is no time limits or times to beat but if your willing to record yourself and post it to social media, tag us in and use the #PutACondomOn and we will email you a 35% of discount code.

 

We had so much fun doing this video so we’re really really looking forward to see what videos you produce, might even have a blog showcasing them.

 

For now have fun and stay colourful.

 

Team G

 

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The in and out of condoms

Condoms, French Letter, Rubbers, Johnny’s, Prophylactic, Love Glove, Cock Sock, Cum Catcher. Whatever you call it is one of the oldest and yet still most popular forms of birth control in the world today.

Did you know that the oldest condoms ever excavated were found in a cesspit located in the grounds of Dudley Castle and were made from animal membrane, the condoms dated back to as early as 1642 however evidence of condoms being used as a form of birth control and STI protection date back to the early 1500’s and there is even some evidence of very early versions of them being used in ancient Greek, Egyptian and Roman civilizations.

More than 5 billion condoms are sold world wide each year and today it is International Condom Day so let’s talk about condoms.

Birth Control and STI protection

The origins of condoms definitely lay in their use as a birth control however there is evidence of them being used in the 1500 to try to combat the spread of Syphilis which has swept across Europe and Asia. However in more modern times they had largely been associated with birth control and until the invention of the female contraceptive pill in the 1960’s were really the only reliable and somewhat acceptable contraception available but then HIV and AIDS was discovered in the early 1980’s and condoms usage become not just about birth control but also about saving lives and the rate of condom usage in the developed world soared.

When it comes to preventing pregnancy when they are used properly and consistently they are 97 percent effective. Condoms that break or slip accounts for the remaining 3 percent. If you don’t use them consistently or correctly then their effectiveness falls to 86%. This means that 14 out of 100 couples using condoms will become pregnant each year.

When it comes to preventing sexually transmitted infections the figures on that are a bit less clear but we do know that when used properly they are hugely successful and preventing the spread of all sorts of infections such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, trichomoniasis, and HIV. Which means that you should always be using a condom unless you are in a fluid bound relationship with a partner where you have both been tested and that neither of you is having sex with anyone else.

Picking A Condom

There are quite literally tons of different options available when it comes to condoms. You can buy ribbed, flavoured, glow in the dark, Extra Large. You get Latex, Polyurethane and animal membrane ones. You can buy ultra thin, second skin, sensitive. You can even get coloured ones. How on earth do you know what is the right one for you? The answer is that you need to try different ones and decide which one you and your partner(s) like the best.

Putting on a Condom

Condoms come wrapped in a square or round foil packet. make sure when you tear the packet open you don’t damage the condom also always makes sure that your condom is not past it’s use by date. If it is, throw it away and buy a new one. Never use an out of date condom.

Experts say you can put a condom on both a soft and hard penis but it is definitely easier to put them on if you are hard. If the man is uncircumcised pull back the foreskin before putting the condom on. Place the rolled condom over the tip of the erect penis. Leave a half-inch (1 cm) of space at the tip to collect semen. Pinch the air out of the tip with one hand while placing it on the penis. Unroll the condom over the penis with the other hand, rolling it all the way down to the base of the penis. Smooth out any air bubbles since they can cause condoms to break.

It is also important that you take off a condom correctly too.First of all the penis should be withdrawn from the body as soon after orgasm is possible and whilst the penis is still hard as that reduces the chances of leakage significantly. Also hold the condom at the base of the penis while pulling out to prevent it being left inside the body. Then remove it from the penis and tie a knot in it to stop it from leaking. Do not flush down the toilet but dispose of it in the bin.

If your condom breaks

Sometimes it happens, the condom splits or even comes off during sex. What you do when that happens really depends on your situation but it is vital that you tell your partner that it has happened so they can decide what precautions they want to take. If you/they are using some other form of birth control as well then pregnancy is not going to be your first worry. If they are not then you might want to think about taking a Morning After Pill. They can be purchased from most chemists in the UK.

When it comes to STI’s you should follow up with your doctor or local Sexual Health Clinic and get a full sexual health check up so you can make sure that you have not got any infections. The earlier most sexually transmitted infections are caught the easier they are too treat.

Use Lube

Did you know that a few drops of lube on the head of the penis before you roll the condom on will allow the inside of the condom to move around on the sensitive head of the penis much like foreskin does. It also helps with friction on the condom on this part of the penis and reduces the risk of the condom breaking. Don’t add too much though as you don’t want it to drip down the shaft of the penis and cause the condom to slip off. You want to the wetness to stay at the head of the condom.

You should also use lube to moisten the outside of the condom to reduce friction for your partner. This is particularly important when it comes to anal sex as unlike the vagina the rectum is not self lubricating but even for vaginal sex lube can help to reduce friction and not only make it feel better but also reduces the risk of tearing and breaking.

Where can I buy them?

You can buy condoms all over the place now. Supermarkets, chemists even your local corner shop but they are not the cheapest option. Our recommendation is to try Freedoms Shop who only sell online but are part of the NHS and therefore sell them a much cheaper price than anywhere else. They have a large selection of different kinds and they ship them off to you in discreet packaging.

But no matter which type you choose, or what reason you choose to use them always remember to wrap that rascal.

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Behind The Scenes of Godemiche Workshop

Welcome to ‘Behind the Scenes’ of Godemiche Workshop where you can see what’s been popular and what different silicone pieces we’ve been working on during the whole month of January.

As you may know we’ve launched our new Pastel Be My Valentine Collection which I must say you’ve liked a lot. We’ve received couple of custom designs which we are very happy to make at NO extra charge. Remember if you wish to get the colours you want just leave us a note on the checkout – it’s simple as that.

Here are just a few creative pieces you requested:

  1. Adam 6in with Pastel Mix Love Hearts and Purple UV base – customer choice
  2. Ambit Princess Perfume and Electric Lavender Love Hearts and the same colours mixed base.
  3. Apprentice – Princess Perfume Be My Valentine

The OffBeat is getting your attention more each month , since December launch we haven’t stop making the masturbators. You’ve been so kind to leave positive feedback and the good vibes around this toy can’t just stop.

  1. OffBeat Gold Venti – textured
  2. Packaging – the masturbator sleeve comes in a cardboard tube. It’s also a storage container.
  3. Venti Standard Yellow OffBeat and Dark Green Grande OffBeat

I think it’s fair to say that Godemiche is well known as a brand with overwhelming amount of colours. There’s no other place that you can find with so many colourful dildos. We can mix literally EVERYTHING. Here are some of  YOUR choices we haven’t done before.

  1. Adam 8in Electric Lavender and Bolt Gun Grey – customers choice
  2. Apex Large in Peach Puff and Pearl – wasn’t sure about this one but I really like it!
  3. Adam 8in – Purple UV and Rose Gold

… and the usual colours that still surprise us every time.

  1. Adam 8in – Red and Black or as we call it Vampiresk Dildo. I take my hat off to Adam as only he knows how to pour this mix so well. I’ve tried and failed miserably .
  2. Ambit (from left to right) – Blue UV and Pink UV with Pink Uv and Purple UV – both were made for a sex shop Taboorva
  3. Ambit – Pink UV and Gold packed in our see through pouches which can be used as a storage as well.

Some of the random things we have made like candles. You can see how securely we pack them, also the unforgettable Nebula Galaxy, and the mix which I personally adore in Anal Duo. Have a look:

  1. Candle Dildo Adam 6in Yellow – we don’t use plastic fillers in our parcels however this is one exception. You can’t trust the postman, so this is the way we secure the candles from being broken.
  2. Adam 6in Galaxy Nebula – it was made by Sean actually – our new toy maker who happen to be Adams little brother. Pretty great!
  3. Anal Duo in Navy Blue and White – there’s something hypnotising in this mix ,I swear I can look at it over and over again and again…

Things that surprised me last week:

  1. It is a WHITE Ambit Dildo!!! I guess white is also a colour , we don’t make them a lot… ok we don’t make them at all but it’s still beautiful
  2. Apex Small in adorable mix Princess Perfume and Blue Lagoon.
  3. Plug B Large in Blue Lagoon – anal toys can be cute.

These are just a few images that I wanted to share with you but believe me my phone currently has close to 3000 images which is impossible to share. I’ve even got told of by Adam that I spent way too much time taking pictures, but hey I just can’t help it. The colours the mixes in different angles oh…  Yeah, I’m pretty obsessed.

And you? Which one is your favourite? Leave a comment below I’m very curious;)

See you next month with more updates.

Monika

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SilverDom OffBeat Review

Who Am I?

An excellent question to ask on the first ‘normal’ Monday morning after the Christmas/New Year holiday! I am SilverdomUK, a 58 year old pansexual CIS white male. I am also physically disabled. I mention that because it is relevant to this review. I am husband and SadoDom to SilverdropUK, a 46 year old CIS white female.

The Product

I should say right off, with some reservations, that I like it. The packaging is refreshingly original and amusing. The stroker itself just looks ‘right’. The silicone doesn’t feel at all tacky, and seems strong. There is almost no smell from the material.

Now for the Fun Part – Eventually

I’ve used this sleeve four times at the time of writing – twice successfully. The first two times were solo sessions and, despite plenty of lube, I couldn’t get the sleeve over my penis. This was frustrating, but I thought it might be due to my arthritic hands struggling. My wife helped me during the next two sessions, and we were able use it as intended. I should quickly say that it brought me to orgasm both times, so it’s doing something right! The design makes it comfortable to hold – either by the penis owner or any helper.

My Reservations

While I do not pretend to be hung like a porn star, I do have a particularly thick penis. This seems to be where our struggles to use the sleeve stem from. It felt borderline uncomfortably tight, and I was careful to ensure the inner knobs didn’t touch the exposed head of my penis – I’m uncut – as that was too much sensation.

Afterwards

This sleeve is easy to clean because it is easy for someone with non-arthritic hands to turn it inside out for washing. Top marks there.

Verdict

The OffBeat Grande sleeve brought me easily to orgasm, but only when I used it with a partner. Other users with a thicker penis might find it problematic – as I did. As a disabled user of this sex toy – and disabled people DO HAVE SEX – I can only give it 2.5/5. If I were able bodied I would give it 3.5/5 as it not being stretchy enough to accommodate a thicker penis is an issue.

 

 

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