(1 customer review)

Pull it, tug it, twist it, rub it, clean it and finally sensibility dispose of the white stuff, we recommend water.

THIS IS NOT A SEX TOY. The soap is not to be inserted in to any part of the body. The soap is for washing hands.


Each one of our soap is made with Grapefruit extract giving them that clean, crisp, citrus smell.


This is a proper cock sized bar of soap, a full 6 inches in length and so thick your struggle to get your fingers around it. The weight is 300g (average bar of soap is 100g) and will stand upright on a flat surface.

Is it Vegan

Yes, the soap is vegetable-based and all of the pigments added are certified vegan.


Ingredients: Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Stearate, Sorbitol, Sucrose Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Stearic Acid, Lauric Acid, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate.


All our deliveries are made in either plain boxes or bags. On the shipping labels the sender is always
ABMM ltd.  Our packaging is ALWAYS plain and ALWAYS discreet to ensure only you know what’s

Shipping in the UK

If you are in the UK when you check out you have the option to select either Royal Mail or DHL.
Royal Mail option is Royal Mail Tracked 48 which aims to deliver your parcel within two to three
working days after they receive it from us.
DHL is a fully tracked 2 day service where you can manage your delivery yourself through their
tracking portal. They aim to deliver your item within 2 working days of them receiving it from us

Shipping in the EU

All shipping in the EU is sent Royal Mail Tracked unless you are in France where we only offer DHL as
a shipping option

USA, Canada, Australia, Rest of the World.

Your shipping option is DHL but in some rare cases where you live in a remote area we will then send
it Royal Mail. We will let you know if we have to make this swap.
If you are buying from us from outside the UK then you are liable for any custom duty and import
changes your country applies this includes the whole of the EU.

1 review for Soap

  1. ststicat

    Sure to entertain in the bathroom but kind of hard, in a way that means you have to really work it to get some lathering action, and you may not feel entirely clean afterwards. I was slightly worried about the smell but it’s quite pleasant, subtler than expected. A nice one off but I wouldn’t go for another after this one is finished… It’s a big boy but I expect it to only get smaller from here on out, sad 🙁

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