Annual Godemiche Easter Egg Hunt
Little eggs, big eggs, chocolate eggs, eggy eggs and even virtual eggs, Easter just would not be the same without an egg hunt. We’re kicking this week off with yearly Easter egg hunt, inspired by grandma’s egg hunts around her garden. Allegedly I’m still too old, but I always love the thrill of hunting Easter […]
5 (slightly mad) stay at home Valentine’s day ideas
In fact the title should be 5 (slightly mad) stay at home Valentine’s day ideas for when you have been staying home all year but that seemed a bit wordy. It is the month of love, Valentines day is on Sunday and I am sure you have amazing dates planned with romance and love in […]
How To Have a Sexy Solo Valentine’s to Remember
Just because you are single doesn’t mean you can’t still have a sexy solo Valentine’s day to remember. Not sure how? Shannon Burton is here to help you plan the perfect solos Valentine’s date with yourself Valentine’s Day can be tough for those of us riding solo, but it doesn’t have to be. Sometimes, dedicating […]
Happy Christmas to all and all a goodnight
2020 has been a difficult year for all of us and although were happy to quickly close the door on a year that we want to forget, it’s also important to remember some of the good. This year has brought families and friends closer together despite being further apart. We have found that we’re stronger […]
Black Friday Week – Let Us Help You
For the next 7 days you can buy one Godemiche toy and get your second half price, but what do you pick and in what colour? Well we’re here to help. What do you need? We don’t expect you to know anything about our toys or why we made them, that’s our job. However, we […]
Black Friday Week Starts Now!
Today is as dark as the coffee your drinking and as cold as those chilly green peas at the back of your freezer, but things are about to heat up! So take that coffee back to bed, keep the curtains shut and get comfortable because we’re about to get your 50% off your 2nd Godemiche. […]
Christmas Delivery Dates 2020
Shit its almost Christmas! Christmas has crept up on us all once again. If your planning on buying something fabulously sexy for someone, treating yourself or just want to see 2020 off with a sex toy bang we wanted to remind you of our delivery dates to help ensure you get your order before the […]
Christmas Gift Guide 2020
It seems the the Godemiche Christmas gift guide has become a popular annual event with our blog readers so here we go with our 2020 version. As always it is not all about sex but includes all sorts of potential gifts for the fabulous folks in your life. SHIT, FUCK & DAMN brooches How absolutely […]
Saucy Secret Santa Gifts
This is the season to be naughty and this year is your chance not only to be the secret Santa everyone remembers but also the Saucy Secret Santa everyone loves with the gift of a beautiful sex toy! Those busy elves have been hard at it this year and have created 3 different sized gifts […]
No Tricks All Treats This Halloween
No tricks just treat with this year’s limited edition Halloween colours.You have until Saturday 31th to bag yourself one or all of these limited Halloween colourways before they vanish at midnight with a cackle and a poof.