The Easter Egg Hunt – Find 5 Easter Eggs
The thrill of an Easter Egg hunt around Grandma garden, racing to find those tiny chocolate eggs will always be one of my great childhood memories.
But as I have grown older, Grandma doesn’t hide the eggs anymore but I still really fancy the thrill of hunting Easter Eggs. Don’t you?
So this year to fully embrace Easter we decided to have a good ole fashioned Easter Egg hunt right here on our sexy sex toy shop.
We have hidden 5 Easter Eggs around the website, the eggs are bright, colourful and all visually different to help you find them.
To take part in the Easter egg hunt all you have to do is;
- Find all 5 of the eggs
- Make a note of their location
- Fill in the Easter Egg form
- Get a link to the super secret product that you can only buy if you do the previous 3 steps.
Once you have done that you need fill out the Easter Egg form, letting us know where the 5 eggs are located. (To get you started we have put one on this page) If you successfully find the 5 eggs in their hiding places we will send you a secret link to a very limited Easter colour mix. But be quick the hunt is only on until the end of April.
Christmas Delivery Dates
Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!
It is that time of the year again and hopefully you have made a Christmas list and sent it off to Santa but just in case you are planning on buying something fabulously sexy for someone this Christmas we wanted to remind you of our Christmas delivery dates because we don’t want anyone to get up on Christmas morning and not be gifted their fabulous Godemiche toy because the postman didn’t bring it in time
Below are our final order dates depending on where you are in the world if you want to be sure that your package gets to you in time for the festive season.
5th December – Australia, China
10th December – USA, France, Italy, Canada
13th December UK, Germany, Poland, Ireland, Spain
An Easter Tale
Eric tried to gather as much seasonal good cheer as possible for the coming spectacle. The very staid affair of suits, ties, church services, and dealing with his father-in-law. Things he had to do to keep the peace, but made the holiday difficult to tolerate.
It would be hours of listening to a lecture on doing better in his corporate job and getting a bigger house. It would culminate in talk of children. Eric plucked at his collar, feeling the weight of the coming day settling on his chest.
“Are you almost ready, Olivia?”
He walked into the room and was stopped in his tracks. His wife was face down in the bed, ass in the air, wearing nothing except a white bra. She spread her legs when he entered, showing him her fingers as she played in her cunt and the white bunny tail plug nestled between her cheeks. Her favorite dildo, a multi colored cock that glittered in the light, lay wet on the bed near her lips. Fucking hell.
“Just about.”
Her voice was a breathy whimper that made his cock harden painfully.
“Olivia…”
He approached the bed and trailed his fingers along the curve of her butt. She shivered under his touch, arching so he could see more of her fingers thrusting. Eric grasped the tail, pulling and pushing so the bulb teased the flesh of her anus and made her moan deep in her chest.
“We’ll be late for service.”
Even as he said that, he was unbuttoning his dress pants to free his cock. His eyes shifted from her cunt, her labia fat and wrapping around her fingers as she thrusted, and her mouth glossed to a high sheen. Eric could bump her plug as he fucked her, adding a teasing sensation to his own pleasure. But her mouth…
It was nothing to grip her coiffed hair and guide her mouth to the head of his cock. He pulled her forward as he pushed deep into her throat. A hard slap to her ass caught the tail and elicited the most erotic moan that reverberated up his cock. He grit his teeth as his balls tightened. A shudder breath and he was back under control.
He took up a steady rhythm then. His hand landing in a loud clap that made her tail jump and his cock thrusting into the warmth of her mouth. All the while, her fingers worked to find her climax. Just the fact that they were going to turn up to Easter service late, her cunt soaked and her belly full of his come, had him riding the edge after only a few moments.
“You’d better come quickly or I’ll be sending you to mass with that tail on under your dress.” He yanked until her eyes were on his. “Then I’ll tease it all through dinner until you beg me to fuck you in the bathroom while your family devours hot cross buns.”
That sent her into an orgasm so intense, he had to keep hold of her head so his cock stayed buried in the heat of her throat. Her plug bounced with the buck of her hips, the fluff waving in air. The way she groaned around him, a low hum that seemed to move through his whole body, sent him plunging over the edge. He was forced to lock his knees to keep his trembling legs from failing him.
Olivia released his softening cock with a sigh, her eyes glazed and her lips glossy with spit and come.
“Guess I’ll get dressed before dad wonders where we are.”
He grabbed her wrist, halting her movements, and brought her wet fingers to his mouth. The taste of her on his tongue was better than any Easter chocolate he’d taste today.
“Leave the plug.” Eric patted her bottom as he stepped away. “I’ll want to play with my little bunny later.”
Suddenly, the prospect of spending Easter with his father-in-law didn’t seem so bad.
Taking a Christmas Break
We have been working very hard this year and this Christmas holiday we have decided to take a little break to spend more time with our family. It gives us an opportunity to just relax and get new ideas for the new year ahead. So with all of that in mind, we would like to announce that we will be taking a break for from the 18th December 2017 until the 2nd January 2018. Don’t forget that you can still place an order between these dates just that our 7 day shipping policy will obviously not apply.
We would also like to remind you that Christmas time is very busy not only for us but also for the Post Office so the usual delivery time might take a little bit longer. The estimated delivery time to the US is 2-3 weeks but please add few days on top of that to receive your parcel. Also, the UK delivery might come slightly later than estimated 3-5 days (2nd Sign). We know that you are all anxious to receive your purchases but sadly delivery is something that we don’t have a control of, once it is out of our hands -if it’s not trackable- then it is down to the postal service but if you have any questions about your parcel you can always send us an email at orders@g-silicone.com and we will do our absolute best to help you..
Christmas break doesn’t mean we won’t be active on social media. It is part of our life now to communicate with you all and so we will continue to be active on those platforms. If you want to find us on your favourite social media then follow the links below.
See you on Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, Pinterest or Snapchat;)
Have the best Christmas ever and Happy New 2018 Year!
See you very soon.
Adam & Monika
A Grown-up Christmas List.
Yes it is that time of year again and everyone is searching for that perfect Christmas gift. Now here at Godemiche we obviously have plenty of options for you to peruse but we also like to be helpful to our costumers and so we have put together this little list of alternative ideas that grabbed our attention this year.
If wet and messy play is your thing then you are going to love Slube. You can use it in the bathtub, you just rinse it away with water afterwards or you could keep until the warmer months and use it in a paddling pool. At the moment this product is part of The Kinksters Black Friday sale and so is a super bargain at just £4.99. Surely worth taking a gamble on and slipping (pun intended) into someones Christmas stocking
This vibrator was only launched a couple of months ago and it looks like no other vibrator we have ever seen before. It uses the innovative PulsePlate Technology™ that was famous in their Pulse range of toys and adapts it for clitoral stimulation and right now they have a sale on and so you can grab one at a bargain price.
Now this one is not strictly a Christmas present, but Christmas cards and these are not your run of the mill Robins in the snow or nativity scenes. These cards are funny, silly, naughty, and rude and ideal if you are looking something very non traditional to send this year.
Yes I know we said other ideas but we thought we would put this on the list as after lots of requests from you we have added different sizes to the Hercules so as well as the original large it now comes in both medium and small which we think will mean there is a size to suit everyone’s taste.
How about something completely different and sign up your beloved for Girl on the Net’s amazing audio porn project on Patron. There are different levels depending on your budget but for $5 a month the recipient would get exclusive access to her audio recordings. If you pledge more money though you get additional benefits!
Bollocks Tankard by Outlandish Creations
Outlandish Creations make all sorts of mugs, plates, and tea cups. At first glance they look like something you would find in a posh china shop or your Grandmothers best china cupboard but when you read the words on them you realise they are not quite so innocent. We love this Bollocks mug but if you bollocks are not your thing then don’t be off because there is all sorts of naughty ones to pick from.
Socks are surely a Christmas stocking staple but these are not just your ordinary run of the mill socks these are boob socks. I mean come on now, how brilliant is that?
Peek & Beau Riley Velvet Bra by Playful Promises
Lingerie for Christmas? I know it sounds a bit cheesy but seriously the stuff from Playful Promises is so divine that I really don’t think you can go wrong. Picking a favourite was almost impossible but in the end this decadent wine red velvet just screamed Christmas sexy to me and if you are going to get this then make sure you team it with the perfectly delicious matching knickers.
Make Your Own Neon Effect Sign – Blue by Very
Whilst this might look innocent enough surely those with a vivid and filthy imagination like myself can see the potential in this super cool gift. I can just see it hanging on a bedroom wall saying Fuck, or Lust or Come or, well that is up to you, but you can see what I mean though.
BDSM Tan Leather Discipline Strap Spanking Paddle Toy “The Holy Hell” by American Ruin
This is not for the faint-hearted or for the new or inexperienced to impact play because even though I have never felt this monster on my bottom I can tell you that the name The Holy Hell is exactly what I think if when I look at it. That things is going to hurt like hell but I also think it is going to leave amazing marks and so if that is your thing then this unique spanking strap would make a fabulous gift for the Dom type in your life.
Commissioned art work by Oh Tom Starling
Seriously check out this guys work. It is amazing and wouldn’t it make for a wonderfully unique and thoughtful gift to give to someone? A commissioned portrait. I know what you are thinking, that must be insanely expensive but according to his website they are just £35.
Is any Christmas stocking complete without some chocolate? Instead of the usual selection boxes or After Eights why not go for something completely different but perfectly seasonal.
Christmas can be a stressful time of year especially when it comes to finding the perfect gifts for the people you love so hopefully these twelve gift ideas will go some way to helping you with that conundrum.
Pastel Spring Sale and Competition
“Sweet spring is your
time is my time is our
time for springtime is lovetime
and viva sweet love”
~ E.E. Cummings
Yes Spring is in the air, the daffodils are blooming, the birds are singing and the bees are out and about. In a few weeks time it will also be Easter and the shops are already full of chocolate temptations for you to buy, but here at Godemiche we have decided to celebrate all this with some of our very own hand made temptations in the form of a Spring Sale which gives you 30% of everything in our entire Pastel Collection.
All those yummy spring colours just waiting for you to treat yourself or someone else to an Easter gift with a difference and unlike all that chocolate in the Easter Egg aisle of your local supermarket these treats will bring you hours and hours of pleasure whilst being absolutely calorie free.
However as well the Spring Sale we thought it would also be fun to run our first ever competition here on Godemiche and find out just which of the colours in the Pastel Collection is the most popular. Are you a Mellow Yellow kind of person? Maybe you would love an Electric Lavender Ambit? Do you dream of a Blue Lagoon Adam? Long for a Peach Puff Peg? Could you be tempted by something in Paris Green or maybe your heart belongs to Princess Perfume?
Whichever it is we want to hear from you. Declare your love for your favourite colour in the comments below and on the 15th April we will announce which of the Pastel Colours got the most mentions and select 4 people (yes you read the right, we are giving away 4 prizes) at random who listed that colour as their favourite to win a product of their choosing from the Pastel Collection.
So what are you waiting for? Tell us in the comment section below which Pastel colour you yearn for and don’t forget you are in with a greater chance of winning the more people who vote for your colour so spread the word and tell people why your colour is the best colour and encourage them to come here and tell us.
Terms and Conditions
1. Competition will run from the 29th March to midnight on the 14th April 2017 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. Winner will be drawn at random from the people who have selected the winning colour. The winning colour being that with the most votes in the comments section of this post.
4. The 4 winners will be notified by email address so make sure you leave a working email when you comment
5. Winner will be notified by the 21st April.
6. Winner will get to indicate if they wish to receive a Adam 6 inch, Adam 8 inch, Ambit or Peg in the winning colour.
So what are you waiting for, comment below and tell us which of the pastel colours is the one that rocks your world and maybe it might end up rocking its way to your door as a result!
THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED!
Twelve sexy gifts better than a dozen roses
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” ~ Charles M. Schulz
Yes February the 14th is around the corner, the day of gifts for the one you love. A little chocolate can definitely work but here are some other alternative ideas for you to consider for treating your beloved.
One Of A Kind Luxurious Box Set
So let’s start with something utterly unique. This beautiful gift of a creative collaboration between us, Godemiche and Wicked Woods. The box is hand crafted by Wicked Woods from Sycamore and off set with bands of Indian Rosewood. Inside the beautiful rippled Sycamore has been carved to fit perfectly around an Ambit, Peg & Plug-B. This really is a one of a kind product and would make a very special Valentine gift for someone.
Earls Court Titanium Cock Ring
Not all rings are meant to be worn on your fingers and this one most certainly is not. This beautiful cock ring is designed to fit perfectly against the contours of your body. It is made from titanium and available in a selection of stunning colours. What better way to celebrate Valentines than gifting your lover this very sexy ring for them to wear with pride, or should that be, on their pride?
Silver ‘Barbed wire love’ collar
Would any Valentines gift list be complete without some jewelry on it? I think not, but that does not mean there needs to be anything traditional about it and this stunning creation by Inofa will I think appeal to those looking for a more kinky gift to give to their partner. You will have to be quick though because if you want if for Valentines then you need to order by the 1st Feb. However if you have missed that then maybe the Silver Dagger pendant might be worth looking out because not only does it look beautiful but it sharp enough to be put to actual sensation play use.
Soy Wax Penis Candles
Of course not all Valentine gifts need to be romantic maybe you are looking for something a little more fun and playful in that case I think these Penis Candles might be just the thing. Made in the exact same mold as the Adam dildo they have a burn time of around 9 hours and the low burn temperature means they are also idea for wax play.
Vamp ~ 3 colour goth inspired wax play set
While we are on the subject of candles I really could not resist including this beautiful set of Gothic coloured candles. Blog red, deep purple and black these soy candles are ideal for wax play. They come gift wrapped in their own little box and I am sure will take the breath away of any wax play lover out there.
Blood Red Ambit
Did someone say blood red? Indeed they did and if that caught your eye then why not buy a beautiful blood red Ambit from the Effulgence range. Not only is this a stunning red colour but it is also quite literally sparkles and shines. Oh and if blood red is not your thing there are 10 other gorgeous colours to pick from.
Special Edition Valentine’s Figure 8 Cuff
If you and your partner enjoy a bit of bondage then this gift is surely the one for you. It is a special edition of Kink Crafts figure 8 cuff that comes in black with red hearts woven into it. It also comes in 6 different sizes so no matter whose wrists you are buying it for I am pretty confident they will have one that fits you.
Large Heart Pocket Crop
Nothing says I love you, or maybe that should say I love to spank you, than a heart shaped crop. They come in a variety of colours with option for lambs wool or cow hair on one side or alternatively just plain English Bridle leather and if none of that works then you can get in touch with Jack and order something bespoke.
The Tutor
One of the best gifts you can give a person is a really good book and you can’t go wrong with K.D Grace’s new novel The Tutor; An erotic romance with a difference as one of the characters can’t stand to be touched but that makes for a unique tale of lust, love and romance as Lex and Kelly discover there is more to intimacy than just touch.
Rainbow Fun Flogger
How about gifting someone a bit of rainbow colour this Valentine? Of course who gets to feel the rainbow really depends on if you like to give or receive but either way this absolutely gorgeous creation by Daisy Flogger’s will definitely add a swish of colour to your Valentine and maybe your bottom too.
Be My Valentine
And if none of these grab your attention? Not to worry because the Be My Valentine range has the answer. Every product in the range has floating red hearts all the way down the translucent body and into the tip. You can choose from; Adam 6 inch dildo, Adam 8 inch dildo, Ambit dildo, Peg, Plug-B Small or Plug-b Large and they range in price from £15 – £50 so whatever your budget there will be something in this selection to fit it.
Remember it does not really matter what gift you give for Valentine as long as it comes from the heart but hopefully this list might inspire you to give something from the heart and the loins.