Jordan - Realistic Silicone Dildo
Jordan - Realistic Silicone Dildo
Jordan - Realistic Silicone Dildo

Jordan - Realistic Silicone Dildo

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Jordan – Realistic Silicone Strap-On Dildo

Jordan is a hyper-realistic silicone dildo designed for people who want a more lifelike experience, both in how it looks and how it feels during use. The detailed skin texture, defined head and natural shaping all work together to create a more authentic, body-like sensation.

The shaft starts relatively straight for easy positioning, then curves more noticeably near the top to help apply focused internal pressure exactly where you want it. This makes it easier to find comfortable, satisfying angles without overthinking your movement. With three sizes and multiple firmness options, Jordan can be tailored to suit your preference for softness, fullness and control. The harness-compatible base also makes it a versatile choice for both solo and partnered use.

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WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
  • Hyper-realistic detailing creates a lifelike look and feel
  • Pronounced head adds more noticeable stimulation during movement
  • Curved upper shaft helps target sensitive internal areas
  • Available in three firmness options to suit your preference
  • Harness-compatible base for strap-on use
  • Multiple sizes let you choose your ideal level of fullness
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
  • Soft, skin-like surface with subtle texture that becomes more noticeable as you move
  • Gradual fullness through the shaft with a defined head for added pressure
  • Curved tip creates focused, consistent internal stimulation
  • Silicone flexes slightly while still holding its shape
  • Sensation changes with firmness, from soft and cushioned to more structured
IS THIS TOY RIGHT FOR YOU?

Great For

  • People who want a realistic look and feel
  • Those who enjoy curved designs for targeted stimulation
  • Strap-on users looking for a natural shape
  • Anyone who prefers textured, lifelike detail over smooth designs

Also Good For

  • Exploring different firmness options
  • Adding realism to partnered play
  • Those who enjoy a defined head and shaped shaft

Might Not Be Ideal If

  • You prefer a completely smooth surface
  • You want a fully straight shaft
  • You prefer a more abstract or non-realistic design
SIZE & DIMENSIONS

 

Not sure which size to choose?
• 6 Inch – more compact, with a lighter overall feel
• 8 Inch – a step up in length and fullness
• 10 Inch – longer, with a fuller and more stretching feel

6 Inch – more compact and easy to control

Measurement Size
Total Length (including base) 19.0 cm / 7.5 in
Insertable Length (usable) 16.5 cm / 6.5 in
Diameter (at the tip) 2.7 cm / 1.1 in
Circumference (at the tip) 8.5 cm / 3.4 in
Diameter (at the widest point) 4.8 cm / 1.9 in
Circumference (at the widest point) 15.2 cm / 6.0 in
Base Diameter 7.9 cm / 3.1 in
Base Circumference 24.8 cm / 9.8 in

 

8 Inch – balanced length with a fuller feel

Measurement Size
Total Length (including base) 23.9 cm / 9.4 in
Insertable Length (usable) 20.3 cm / 8.0 in
Diameter (at the tip) 3.3 cm / 1.3 in
Circumference (at the tip) 10.5 cm / 4.1 in
Diameter (at the widest point) 6.0 cm / 2.4 in
Circumference (at the widest point) 18.9 cm / 7.4 in
Base Diameter 9.8 cm / 3.9 in
Base Circumference 30.6 cm / 12.1 in

 

10 Inch – deeper length with more stretch and presence

Measurement Size
Total Length (including base) 30.0 cm / 11.8 in
Insertable Length (usable) 25.4 cm / 10.0 in
Diameter (at the tip) 4.0 cm / 1.6 in
Circumference (at the tip) 12.6 cm / 5.0 in
Diameter (at the widest point) 7.5 cm / 3.0 in
Circumference (at the widest point) 23.6 cm / 9.3 in
Base Diameter 11.6 cm / 4.6 in
Base Circumference 36.3 cm / 14.3 in

 

COLOURS & CUSTOM OPTIONS

Godemiche toys are made to order, allowing you to choose from a wide range of colour combinations.

You can select anything from simple single colours to multi-colour designs, fades and highlights depending on the product options available.

If colour choice isn't important to you, you can also select Godemiche Purple, our classic house colour, or choose Surprise Me and let us pick a colour combination for you. Surprise Me colours are chosen from our available silicone pigments and often result in unique combinations.

With dozens of colour possibilities, you can create a toy that feels uniquely yours.

Because each piece is handmade, colour placement and blending may vary slightly from one toy to the next. This is a natural part of the process and part of what makes every piece individual.

If you'd like to see examples of how different colour styles look, you can explore our full Godemiche Colour Guide.

FIRMNESS OPTIONS

This toy is available in three silicone firmness levels:

Extra Soft
Very flexible and compressible. This option feels more cushioned during use and adapts easily to your body.
Often chosen by those who prefer a gentler feel or want something that gives more rather than pushes back.

Soft
Flexible with some structure. This creates a balance between comfort and gentle pressure, allowing the shape and texture to still be felt without feeling too firm.
This option is also the closest to a more realistic, skin-like feel, making it a popular choice for those who value lifelike sensation.

Medium
More structured and holds its shape more firmly. This provides clearer pressure and makes the curve and head feel more defined during movement.
Often chosen by those who prefer more direct pressure and a more noticeable sense of shape.

How to choose

  • If you want a softer, more forgiving feel → Extra Soft
  • If you want a more realistic, skin-like feel → Soft
  • If you want more structure and defined pressure → Medium

If you're unsure, Soft is the most popular choice for most customers.

HOW TO USE

1. Choose a comfortable position
Take a moment to get settled in a position that feels relaxed and supported. This could be lying down, sitting, standing or straddling. If using with a partner or harness, make sure everything is secure and comfortable before starting.

2. Apply lubricant generously
Use a good amount of water-based lubricant on both the dildo and your body. This helps reduce friction and makes everything feel smoother and more comfortable, especially with a more textured design.

3. Take your time to get used to the shape
Before inserting fully, spend a moment exploring the shape and positioning. The curve is designed to apply pressure in a specific way, so small adjustments in angle can make a noticeable difference.

4. Insert slowly and gently
Guide the tip in at your own pace. Go slowly and allow your body to adjust to the size and texture. There’s no need to rush, taking your time will help everything feel more comfortable.

5. Explore angles and positioning
Once inserted, gently adjust the angle to find what feels best. The curved tip is designed to create more focused pressure, so even small changes in positioning can change the sensation.

6. Control movement and depth
Start with slow, controlled movements. You can then experiment with different speeds, depths, and rhythms to see what feels most satisfying. The defined head and texture will feel different depending on how you move.

7. Using with a harness (if applicable)
If using with a strap-on harness, ensure the base is securely fitted in the O-ring before use. Start slowly to get used to the movement and angle, then build up confidence and rhythm over time.

8. Check in with your body
Add more lubricant if needed, pause, or adjust at any time. Comfort should always come first and you’re in full control of the experience.

9. After use, clean thoroughly
Wash the toy with warm water and mild soap or a suitable toy cleaner. Make sure to clean around textured areas thoroughly.

10. Dry and store safely
Allow the toy to dry completely before storing it in a clean, lint-free bag, away from direct sunlight and other silicone items.

TIPS FOR GETTING THE MOST FROM IT
  • Adjust the angle to make the most of the curved tip
  • Start slow to feel how the texture responds during movement
  • Use extra lubricant for a smoother, more comfortable glide
  • Try different positions to change pressure and depth
  • Use with a harness for hands-free control and different dynamics
WHY WE MADE THIS TOY

Jordan started with the shape.

We’ve always loved designs that move away from straight, predictable forms. That more pronounced bend near the top changes how the toy feels during use, creating a more focused kind of pressure that you simply don’t get from a straight shaft. It’s a small shift in shape, but it makes a noticeable difference in how the experience feels.

At the same time, we wanted to keep that strong sense of realism. Not just in how it looks, but in how it feels and responds. The combination of detailed texture, a defined head and that more deliberate curve brings something different, something that sits between realistic and more intentionally shaped designs.

This wasn’t about solving a problem. It was about offering more choice.

Sometimes you want something that feels natural and familiar. Other times, you want that same realism, but with a different kind of stimulation. Jordan was designed for those moments, when you want something realistic, but with a more focused and shaped experience.

MATERIALS & SAFETY

Materials

  • Made from 100% high-grade platinum-cured silicone
  • Coloured using body-safe, non-toxic pigments
  • Free from phthalates, latex, BPA and plasticisers
  • Non-porous, hypoallergenic and designed for long-term use

Platinum-cured silicone is considered the gold standard for body-safe sex toys due to its durability, flexibility and resistance to bacteria.

Body Safety

  • Fully non-porous — will not harbour bacteria when cleaned properly
  • Safe for external and internal use
  • Compatible with water-based lubricants only

⚠ Do not use with silicone-based lubricants, as they may damage the surface.

Allergies & Sensitivities

  • Suitable for most people with sensitive skin
  • If you have known sensitivities, we recommend performing a patch test before extended use

Cleaning & Care

  • Wash before and after each use with:
    • Warm water and mild, unscented soap, or
    • A dedicated toy cleaner
  • Allow to air-dry completely before storing
  • For deeper cleaning, toys without electronics may be boiled for 3–5 minutes (if size and design allow)

Storage

  • Store in a clean, dry place away from direct sunlight
  • Keep separate from other silicone toys to prevent surface interaction
  • Use a fabric pouch or original packaging where possible
FAQ

Is Jordan suitable for beginners?
Yes. The smaller size and softer firmness options make it accessible for those with less experience, while still offering room to explore.

What makes this feel realistic?
The detailed texture, defined head and natural shaping all contribute to a more lifelike sensation during use.

Can this be used with a harness?
Yes. The flared base makes it compatible with strap-on harnesses.

Which firmness should I choose?
Extra Soft is more flexible, Soft offers a balance and Medium provides more structure. Soft is the most popular choice.

Which size should I choose if I’m unsure?
Size is personal, so we usually recommend starting with something close to what you’re familiar with. If you’re looking for a fuller or more stretched feeling, you may prefer going up a size.

Will each toy look exactly the same?
No. Each toy is handmade, so slight variations in colour and finish are normal.

How do I clean it?
Wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner, then allow it to dry fully before storing.

SHIPPING

Handmade Production Time

All Godemiche products are made by hand.

Production times vary depending on current order volume.

The most up-to-date production times can be found here: Production Times

Shipping Timelines

Orders are shipped after production is complete.

Shipping times vary based on destination and selected service.

Full shipping details are available here: Shipping Information

Discreet Packaging

All orders are shipped in discreet, unbranded packaging.

No product or company details appear on the outside of the parcel.

International Availability

International shipping is available.

Delivery times and customs processing may vary by destination.

Just a little heads-up:

Every item here is handcrafted with love, which means it can take up to 14 days to make. Once your order’s ready, we’ll send you an email with your tracking info so you’ll know exactly when to expect it.

After that, delivery usually takes 2–3 working days (not including crafting time, of course).

If you’re ordering from the EU, please note your parcel may be subject to import taxes or duties once it arrives in your country, those charges are the buyer’s responsibility to pay.

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The Right SIlicone

We’re all unique, and we all like different things—so why shouldn’t your toy feel just right for you?

That’s why we offer different firmness options when you order your Godemiche toy. You get to choose exactly how soft or firm you want it to be!

But which silicone is best for you? Here’s a little guide to help you decide:

Extra Soft – Super soft, swishy, and the most realistic feeling silicone.

Soft – A little firmer but still flexible, with a lifelike feel.

Medium – Not too soft, not too hard. It still has some flex but is firm enough to stand on its own.

Firm – Very firm with little squish—perfect if you love the feel of wood, plastic, or metal toys.

Now you can pick the perfect feel for your perfect play! 

All Items Are

Handmade

We know how important it is to feel good about what goes into your body and how it’s made.

That’s why every Godemiche toy is carefully mixed and poured by hand. We put love and attention into every step, creating something truly special—beautiful, unique, and completely body-safe.

Because you deserve toys that you’ll love… and love to make love to.

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Made to Order

Once you've chosen your perfect Godemiche toys, we take care of the rest! Every single piece is lovingly mixed, poured, packed, and shipped by hand, ensuring the highest quality just for you.

We never rush the process because beautiful, perfect toys take time. But don’t worry—we’ll get your order made as quickly as possible while still making sure it’s something you’ll love (again and again!).

Discreet, Fast & Reliable

Delivery

When your order is ready, we’ll send it in plain, discreet packaging and hand it over to Royal Mail or DHL for delivery. And for extra peace of mind, every package comes with tracking as standard, so you’ll always know where your goodies are.

Happy shopping! 

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