Jordan  - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo
Jordan  - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo
Jordan  - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo
Jordan  - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo
Jordan  - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo
Jordan  - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo

Jordan - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo

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Jordan is a realistic rideable dildo. Strap it down, climb on and let your hips set the pace.

No suction cup peeling off the tiles halfway through, no hand permanently occupied. It fixes to a cushion, a chair or a thigh and stays put, which leaves you free to rock, grind and find the angle that actually works.

The shape is familiar and the shaft has just enough texture to notice without taking over. Solo or with someone else, it works the same way.

Two sizes, 6 inch and 8.5 inch. Same shape, same base, different reach.

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Why You'll Love It
  • Hands-free. Strap it down and get on with it
  • Realistic shape and subtle texture, familiar rather than abstract
  • Fixes to a cushion, a chair, a thigh. Wherever suits
  • Two sizes, so you can pick your reach
  • You set depth and pressure by moving, not thrusting
  • Three firmness options, so it can feel however you want it to
What It Feels Like
  • The head gives you a clear, defined start
  • Light shaft texture that shows up when you change rhythm
  • The curve makes itself known the more you move
  • Fullness builds gradually rather than all at once
  • Nothing shifts underneath you, so you're not constantly readjusting
  • Angle, depth and speed are all yours to play with
  • The 8.5 inch gives more reach and noticeably more girth
Is This Toy Right For You?

Great For

  • Anyone who wants their hands free
  • Grinding rather than thrusting
  • Solo play with more control
  • Couples trying a strap-down setup
  • Anyone who's given up on suction cups
  • People who want something realistic

Also Good For

  • Trying it out on different surfaces
  • Body-led, movement-based play
  • More reach and girth, if you go for the 8.5 inch

Might Not Be Ideal If

  • You'd rather hold it and thrust
  • You're set on suction
  • You prefer abstract or non-realistic shapes
  • You want something fixed, with no straps to adjust

A Note On Sizing

The 8.5 inch isn't just a longer 6. It's fuller throughout as well as longer. If rideables are new to you, start with the 6 inch and see how you get on.

Size & Dimensions

Two sizes. Same shape, same base, same way of working. The only difference is how much of it there is. Size names refer to the insertable length.

6 inch is the slimmer, more manageable one.
8.5 inch is longer and fuller the whole way up.

6 Inch

The easier place to start. You get the full realistic shape and all the texture, in a size that's simple to control while you work out what angle suits you.

Jordan 6 Inch measurements
Measurement Size (cm) Size (in)
Total Dildo Length 18.3 7.2
Insertable Length 15.2 6.0
Diameter (Tip) 2.0 0.8
Circumference (Tip) 6.2 2.5
Diameter (Base of Shaft) 4.6 1.8
Circumference (Base of Shaft) 14.4 5.7
Base Length 12.2 4.8
Base Width 8.9 3.5

8.5 Inch

More length, more reach and a good deal more girth. This one suits people who already know what they enjoy and want more of it.

Jordan 8.5 Inch measurements
Measurement Size (cm) Size (in)
Total Dildo Length 24.1 9.5
Insertable Length 21.6 8.5
Diameter (Tip) 2.3 0.92
Circumference (Tip) 7.3 2.87
Diameter (Base of Shaft) 5.4 2.13
Circumference (Base of Shaft) 17.0 6.69
Base Length 12.0 4.7
Base Width 9.0 3.5

The base is the same on both, so the straps and setup work identically whichever you choose.

Every toy is poured by hand, so measurements can vary very slightly from one to the next.

Colours & Custom Options

Godemiche toys are made to order, allowing you to choose from a wide range of colour combinations.

You can select anything from simple single colours to multi-colour designs, fades and highlights depending on the product options available.

If colour choice isn't important to you, you can also select Godemiche Purple, our classic house colour, or choose Surprise Me and let us pick a colour combination for you. Surprise Me colours are chosen from our available silicone pigments and often result in unique combinations.

With dozens of colour possibilities, you can create a toy that feels uniquely yours.

Because each piece is handmade, colour placement and blending may vary slightly from one toy to the next. This is a natural part of the process and part of what makes every piece individual.

If you'd like to see examples of how different colour styles look, you can explore our full Godemiche Colour Guide.

Firmness Options

Three firmness options on both sizes, so you can decide how it feels.

  • Extra Soft is the most flexible, with a gentler, squishier feel
  • Soft sits in the middle, flexible but still lifelike
  • Medium holds more structure and gives you firmer, more defined pressure

If you can't decide, go for Soft. It's what most people pick for this one, and it suits riding particularly well. Enough give to stay comfortable when you're moving, enough shape to still feel like something.

How To Use
  1. Strap it down
    Fix it to a cushion, a chair or your partner's thigh using the straps and snap buckles. Pull them tight so the base doesn't wander off mid-ride. The base is the same on both sizes, so this part doesn't change.
  2. Lube up
    Be generous. Water-based, on the toy and on you.
  3. Take your time getting there
    Lower yourself down at your own pace and let your body catch up with the shape. No rush on this bit.
  4. Let your hips take over
    Hands off. Rock, grind or roll to control depth, angle and pressure. This one's for riding, not thrusting.
  5. Adjust until it's right
    Change the angle, move the base, tighten the straps. Small adjustments make a surprising difference.
  6. Build up slowly
    Start slow and controlled. Speed up when your body says so. The pace is entirely yours.
  7. Clean and put it away
    Warm water and mild soap, or a toy cleaner. Let it dry fully before storing.

First time on a rideable?

  • Start on something firm, a solid cushion or a chair
  • Keep it slow and shallow while you get the feel of it
  • Rock and grind rather than pushing up and down
  • Move the angle around until it clicks
  • It feels odd for a minute, then it doesn't
  • Starting with the 8.5 inch? Go slower than you think you need to
Tips For Getting The Most From It
  • Try a few different setups before settling on one
  • A firm cushion beats a squashy one
  • Strap tension changes how much give you get
  • Build the rhythm through your hips, not your legs
  • Pressure and position matter more than speed
  • On the 8.5 inch, use your legs to control how far down you go
Why We Made This Toy

Most dildos give you two options: hold it, or stick it to something and hope.

Suction cups let go at the worst possible moment, and holding it yourself means one hand is out of action and the angle keeps drifting. Neither leaves you free to just move.

So we put a realistic shape on a strap-down base. Fix it where you want it and your hips do the rest. Same familiar feel, none of the wrestling.

We made it in two sizes so you can pick the one that suits you, without changing how any of it works.

Materials & Safety

Materials

  • Made from 100% high-grade platinum-cured silicone
  • Coloured using body-safe, non-toxic pigments
  • Free from phthalates, latex, BPA and plasticisers
  • Non-porous, hypoallergenic and designed for long-term use

Platinum-cured silicone is considered the gold standard for body-safe sex toys due to its durability, flexibility and resistance to bacteria.

Body Safety

  • Fully non-porous, will not harbour bacteria when cleaned properly
  • Safe for external and internal use
  • Compatible with water-based lubricants only

⚠ Do not use with silicone-based lubricants, as they may damage the surface.

Allergies & Sensitivities

  • Suitable for most people with sensitive skin
  • If you have known sensitivities, we recommend performing a patch test before extended use

Cleaning & Care

  • Wash before and after each use with: warm water and mild, unscented soap or a dedicated toy cleaner
  • Allow to air-dry completely before storing
  • For deeper cleaning, toys without electronics may be boiled for 3–5 minutes (if size and design allow)

Storage

  • Store in a clean, dry place away from direct sunlight
  • Keep separate from other silicone toys to prevent surface interaction
  • Use a fabric pouch or original packaging where possible
FAQ

What is a rideable dildo?
One you strap down instead of hold. You climb on and control everything with your body, which leaves your hands free for whatever else you fancy.

What sizes does Jordan come in?
Two, 6 inch and 8.5 inch. The names refer to the insertable length.

How do I choose the right size?
They work in exactly the same way, so it comes down to how much you want. The 6 inch is the easier starting point and simpler to control. The 8.5 inch is longer and fuller throughout, so it suits people who already know they enjoy more. Stuck between them? Start with the 6.

What can I attach it to?
Cushions, chairs or a partner's thigh, using the included straps.

Does it come with straps?
Yes, 80cm straps with snap buckles. Longer 1.5m straps are available as an upgrade.

Do I need a harness or suction cup?
No. The strap-down system replaces both.

What firmness should I choose?
Soft, if you're not sure. It's the most popular choice here and it works well for riding, comfortable while you move but still holding its shape.

Do both sizes use the same base?
They do. Straps, buckles and setup are identical whichever you pick.

Is this suitable for beginners?
Yes, as long as you take the depth and pace at your own speed. The 6 inch is the kinder starting point.

How is this different from a suction cup dildo?
Straps instead of suction, so it stays where you put it and works on far more surfaces. More flexibility in where you set it up, and a lot more stability once you do.

Can I use this solo or with a partner?
Both, happily. Set it up hands-free on your own, or strap it to a partner for something more shared.

What surfaces work best?
Anything firm. Solid cushions, chairs and padded surfaces give you stability while still being comfortable. A partner's thigh works nicely too.

How do I clean it?
Warm water and mild soap, or a toy cleaner, after every use.

Will my toy look exactly like the photos?
Close, but not identical. Every one is poured by hand, so colour placement shifts a little each time. That's what makes yours yours.

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International shipping is available.

Delivery times and customs processing may vary by destination.

Just a little heads-up:

Every item here is handcrafted with love, which means it can take up to 14 days to make. Once your order’s ready, we’ll send you an email with your tracking info so you’ll know exactly when to expect it.

After that, delivery usually takes 2–3 working days (not including crafting time, of course).

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The Right SIlicone

We’re all unique, and we all like different things—so why shouldn’t your toy feel just right for you?

That’s why we offer different firmness options when you order your Godemiche toy. You get to choose exactly how soft or firm you want it to be!

But which silicone is best for you? Here’s a little guide to help you decide:

Extra Soft – Super soft, swishy, and the most realistic feeling silicone.

Soft – A little firmer but still flexible, with a lifelike feel.

Medium – Not too soft, not too hard. It still has some flex but is firm enough to stand on its own.

Firm – Very firm with little squish—perfect if you love the feel of wood, plastic, or metal toys.

Now you can pick the perfect feel for your perfect play! 

All Items Are

Handmade

We know how important it is to feel good about what goes into your body and how it’s made.

That’s why every Godemiche toy is carefully mixed and poured by hand. We put love and attention into every step, creating something truly special—beautiful, unique, and completely body-safe.

Because you deserve toys that you’ll love… and love to make love to.

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Made to Order

Once you've chosen your perfect Godemiche toys, we take care of the rest! Every single piece is lovingly mixed, poured, packed, and shipped by hand, ensuring the highest quality just for you.

We never rush the process because beautiful, perfect toys take time. But don’t worry—we’ll get your order made as quickly as possible while still making sure it’s something you’ll love (again and again!).

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Delivery

When your order is ready, we’ll send it in plain, discreet packaging and hand it over to Royal Mail or DHL for delivery. And for extra peace of mind, every package comes with tracking as standard, so you’ll always know where your goodies are.

Happy shopping! 

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Dildos are sculpted pleasure tools designed for penetration, exploration, and full-body satisfaction—whether you're playing solo, with a partner, or just getting to know your body better.

At Godemiche, a dildo is more than just a toy. It’s a handcrafted object of pleasure, made from body-safe silicone and poured with precision and care. Our designs range from the realistic to the beautifully abstract, so you can choose what turns you on.

They’re non-vibrating, but don’t mistake them for basic—each one is crafted to hit just the right spot, in exactly the way you want.

Because pleasure isn’t one-size-fits-all. And your dildo shouldn’t be either.

What Are Godemiche Dildos Made From?

Not all dildos are created equal—and what they’re made from matters. At Godemiche, we use platinum-cure, body-safe silicone. That means:

  • ✅ Non-porous and hygienic
  • ✅ Easy to clean and sterilise
  • ✅ Hypoallergenic and free from phthalates, latex, and nasties
  • ✅ Long-lasting and silky-smooth to the touch

No cheap fillers. No toxic nonsense. Just pure, safe, skin-loving pleasure—because your body deserves better than mystery plastic.

How to Use a Dildo

Using a dildo is all about discovering what feels good for you. Whether you're exploring solo or with a partner, there’s no wrong way to enjoy it—just your way.

  1. Start with lube
    Use a generous amount of water-based lubricant to keep everything smooth, slippery, and sensation-focused. Silicone dildos + water-based lube = a perfect match.
  2. Get comfortable
    Find a position that feels natural—on your back, knees, side, or straddling a pillow. This is your time, your space.
  3. Go slow, feel it out
    Ease the dildo in gently. Let your body guide the pace—slow, steady, or deep and deliberate. This isn’t a race. It’s exploration.
  4. Experiment with angles
    Try different motions and directions—rocking, thrusting, shallow pulses. Some dildos are shaped to hit specific spots (like the G-spot or prostate), so let yourself play.
  5. Listen to your body
    Adjust pressure, speed, or position as needed. It’s not about doing it “right”—it’s about feeling good.
  6. Use it solo or in play
    Dildos are great on their own, with a harness, or as part of partnered fun. Add toys, hands, mouths—whatever you’re into.
  7. Clean up when you're done
    Wash your dildo with warm water and mild soap or a body-safe toy cleaner. Let it dry fully before storing.

There’s no script—just pleasure, curiosity, and your own damn rhythm. 💜

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Dildos come in a wide range of styles to suit different bodies, preferences, and kinks. Whether you're after realism, function, or something beautifully unexpected—there’s a toy for that.

  • Realistic Dildos
    Designed with veins, ridges, and lifelike shapes for a more natural feel and appearance.
  • Non-Realist Dildos
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  • Harness-Compatible Dildos
    Flared-base designs made for strap-on play—perfect for partners or hands-free solo use.
  • Fuck Machine & MotorBunny Compatible Dildos
    Designed to fit machine-style toys that thrust for you—because sometimes you want the toy to do the work.

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With a flared base for use in strap-ons or hands-free fun.

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