Jordan - Realistic Rideable Silicone Dildo
Jordan is a realistic rideable dildo. Strap it down, climb on and let your hips set the pace.
No suction cup peeling off the tiles halfway through, no hand permanently occupied. It fixes to a cushion, a chair or a thigh and stays put, which leaves you free to rock, grind and find the angle that actually works.
The shape is familiar and the shaft has just enough texture to notice without taking over. Solo or with someone else, it works the same way.
Two sizes, 6 inch and 8.5 inch. Same shape, same base, different reach.
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▶ Why You'll Love It
- Hands-free. Strap it down and get on with it
- Realistic shape and subtle texture, familiar rather than abstract
- Fixes to a cushion, a chair, a thigh. Wherever suits
- Two sizes, so you can pick your reach
- You set depth and pressure by moving, not thrusting
- Three firmness options, so it can feel however you want it to
▶ What It Feels Like
- The head gives you a clear, defined start
- Light shaft texture that shows up when you change rhythm
- The curve makes itself known the more you move
- Fullness builds gradually rather than all at once
- Nothing shifts underneath you, so you're not constantly readjusting
- Angle, depth and speed are all yours to play with
- The 8.5 inch gives more reach and noticeably more girth
▶ Is This Toy Right For You?
Great For
- Anyone who wants their hands free
- Grinding rather than thrusting
- Solo play with more control
- Couples trying a strap-down setup
- Anyone who's given up on suction cups
- People who want something realistic
Also Good For
- Trying it out on different surfaces
- Body-led, movement-based play
- More reach and girth, if you go for the 8.5 inch
Might Not Be Ideal If
- You'd rather hold it and thrust
- You're set on suction
- You prefer abstract or non-realistic shapes
- You want something fixed, with no straps to adjust
A Note On Sizing
The 8.5 inch isn't just a longer 6. It's fuller throughout as well as longer. If rideables are new to you, start with the 6 inch and see how you get on.
▶ Size & Dimensions
Two sizes. Same shape, same base, same way of working. The only difference is how much of it there is. Size names refer to the insertable length.
6 inch is the slimmer, more manageable one.
8.5 inch is longer and fuller the whole way up.
6 Inch
The easier place to start. You get the full realistic shape and all the texture, in a size that's simple to control while you work out what angle suits you.
| Measurement | Size (cm) | Size (in) |
|---|---|---|
| Total Dildo Length | 18.3 | 7.2 |
| Insertable Length | 15.2 | 6.0 |
| Diameter (Tip) | 2.0 | 0.8 |
| Circumference (Tip) | 6.2 | 2.5 |
| Diameter (Base of Shaft) | 4.6 | 1.8 |
| Circumference (Base of Shaft) | 14.4 | 5.7 |
| Base Length | 12.2 | 4.8 |
| Base Width | 8.9 | 3.5 |
8.5 Inch
More length, more reach and a good deal more girth. This one suits people who already know what they enjoy and want more of it.
| Measurement | Size (cm) | Size (in) |
|---|---|---|
| Total Dildo Length | 24.1 | 9.5 |
| Insertable Length | 21.6 | 8.5 |
| Diameter (Tip) | 2.3 | 0.92 |
| Circumference (Tip) | 7.3 | 2.87 |
| Diameter (Base of Shaft) | 5.4 | 2.13 |
| Circumference (Base of Shaft) | 17.0 | 6.69 |
| Base Length | 12.0 | 4.7 |
| Base Width | 9.0 | 3.5 |
The base is the same on both, so the straps and setup work identically whichever you choose.
Every toy is poured by hand, so measurements can vary very slightly from one to the next.
▶ Colours & Custom Options
Godemiche toys are made to order, allowing you to choose from a wide range of colour combinations.
You can select anything from simple single colours to multi-colour designs, fades and highlights depending on the product options available.
If colour choice isn't important to you, you can also select Godemiche Purple, our classic house colour, or choose Surprise Me and let us pick a colour combination for you. Surprise Me colours are chosen from our available silicone pigments and often result in unique combinations.
With dozens of colour possibilities, you can create a toy that feels uniquely yours.
Because each piece is handmade, colour placement and blending may vary slightly from one toy to the next. This is a natural part of the process and part of what makes every piece individual.
If you'd like to see examples of how different colour styles look, you can explore our full Godemiche Colour Guide.
▶ Firmness Options
Three firmness options on both sizes, so you can decide how it feels.
- Extra Soft is the most flexible, with a gentler, squishier feel
- Soft sits in the middle, flexible but still lifelike
- Medium holds more structure and gives you firmer, more defined pressure
If you can't decide, go for Soft. It's what most people pick for this one, and it suits riding particularly well. Enough give to stay comfortable when you're moving, enough shape to still feel like something.
▶ How To Use
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Strap it down
Fix it to a cushion, a chair or your partner's thigh using the straps and snap buckles. Pull them tight so the base doesn't wander off mid-ride. The base is the same on both sizes, so this part doesn't change. -
Lube up
Be generous. Water-based, on the toy and on you. -
Take your time getting there
Lower yourself down at your own pace and let your body catch up with the shape. No rush on this bit. -
Let your hips take over
Hands off. Rock, grind or roll to control depth, angle and pressure. This one's for riding, not thrusting. -
Adjust until it's right
Change the angle, move the base, tighten the straps. Small adjustments make a surprising difference. -
Build up slowly
Start slow and controlled. Speed up when your body says so. The pace is entirely yours. -
Clean and put it away
Warm water and mild soap, or a toy cleaner. Let it dry fully before storing.
First time on a rideable?
- Start on something firm, a solid cushion or a chair
- Keep it slow and shallow while you get the feel of it
- Rock and grind rather than pushing up and down
- Move the angle around until it clicks
- It feels odd for a minute, then it doesn't
- Starting with the 8.5 inch? Go slower than you think you need to
▶ Tips For Getting The Most From It
- Try a few different setups before settling on one
- A firm cushion beats a squashy one
- Strap tension changes how much give you get
- Build the rhythm through your hips, not your legs
- Pressure and position matter more than speed
- On the 8.5 inch, use your legs to control how far down you go
▶ Why We Made This Toy
Most dildos give you two options: hold it, or stick it to something and hope.
Suction cups let go at the worst possible moment, and holding it yourself means one hand is out of action and the angle keeps drifting. Neither leaves you free to just move.
So we put a realistic shape on a strap-down base. Fix it where you want it and your hips do the rest. Same familiar feel, none of the wrestling.
We made it in two sizes so you can pick the one that suits you, without changing how any of it works.
▶ Materials & Safety
Materials
- Made from 100% high-grade platinum-cured silicone
- Coloured using body-safe, non-toxic pigments
- Free from phthalates, latex, BPA and plasticisers
- Non-porous, hypoallergenic and designed for long-term use
Platinum-cured silicone is considered the gold standard for body-safe sex toys due to its durability, flexibility and resistance to bacteria.
Body Safety
- Fully non-porous, will not harbour bacteria when cleaned properly
- Safe for external and internal use
- Compatible with water-based lubricants only
⚠ Do not use with silicone-based lubricants, as they may damage the surface.
Allergies & Sensitivities
- Suitable for most people with sensitive skin
- If you have known sensitivities, we recommend performing a patch test before extended use
Cleaning & Care
- Wash before and after each use with: warm water and mild, unscented soap or a dedicated toy cleaner
- Allow to air-dry completely before storing
- For deeper cleaning, toys without electronics may be boiled for 3–5 minutes (if size and design allow)
Storage
- Store in a clean, dry place away from direct sunlight
- Keep separate from other silicone toys to prevent surface interaction
- Use a fabric pouch or original packaging where possible
▶ FAQ
What is a rideable dildo?
One you strap down instead of hold. You climb on and control everything with your body, which leaves your hands free for whatever else you fancy.
What sizes does Jordan come in?
Two, 6 inch and 8.5 inch. The names refer to the insertable length.
How do I choose the right size?
They work in exactly the same way, so it comes down to how much you want. The 6 inch is the easier starting point and simpler to control. The 8.5 inch is longer and fuller throughout, so it suits people who already know they enjoy more. Stuck between them? Start with the 6.
What can I attach it to?
Cushions, chairs or a partner's thigh, using the included straps.
Does it come with straps?
Yes, 80cm straps with snap buckles. Longer 1.5m straps are available as an upgrade.
Do I need a harness or suction cup?
No. The strap-down system replaces both.
What firmness should I choose?
Soft, if you're not sure. It's the most popular choice here and it works well for riding, comfortable while you move but still holding its shape.
Do both sizes use the same base?
They do. Straps, buckles and setup are identical whichever you pick.
Is this suitable for beginners?
Yes, as long as you take the depth and pace at your own speed. The 6 inch is the kinder starting point.
How is this different from a suction cup dildo?
Straps instead of suction, so it stays where you put it and works on far more surfaces. More flexibility in where you set it up, and a lot more stability once you do.
Can I use this solo or with a partner?
Both, happily. Set it up hands-free on your own, or strap it to a partner for something more shared.
What surfaces work best?
Anything firm. Solid cushions, chairs and padded surfaces give you stability while still being comfortable. A partner's thigh works nicely too.
How do I clean it?
Warm water and mild soap, or a toy cleaner, after every use.
Will my toy look exactly like the photos?
Close, but not identical. Every one is poured by hand, so colour placement shifts a little each time. That's what makes yours yours.
▶ Shipping
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International Availability
International shipping is available.
Delivery times and customs processing may vary by destination.
Just a little heads-up:
Every item here is handcrafted with love, which means it can take up to 14 days to make. Once your order’s ready, we’ll send you an email with your tracking info so you’ll know exactly when to expect it.
After that, delivery usually takes 2–3 working days (not including crafting time, of course).
If you’re ordering from the EU, please note your parcel may be subject to import taxes or duties once it arrives in your country, those charges are the buyer’s responsibility to pay.
