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It’s Been 4 Colourful Years

4 years, can you believe it’s been only 4 years? It’s become tradition now that on the 6th of July every year we have a 50% off sale to say thank you. Thank you for following us, thank you for being part of this amazing community, thank you for helping us to make the world […]

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SpareParts Now At Godemiche

When we first started to explore strap ons shopping way back when we found even shops like Lovehoney, didn’t have a strap on category. Finding anything meant looking around, lots of reading and lots of trial and error. SpareParts was a harness we bought back in 2012, the Joque in red to be precise and […]

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Proud to Support Pride – 2nd Report

Back in June last year we launched our Proud to Support Pride collection and pledged to give £10 of every sale to a LGBTQ+ charity Well, its time for another update on this project and to let you know how much you have raised since October. First, we want to apologise because this update should […]

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Great Products Great Delivery

Wouldn’t it be amazing if you had a delivery service that you controlled. A fully tracked, signed for service that give you the freedom to know when your package is going to arrive, and if you’re not in then easily have the package left in a safe place, with a neighbour or just rescheduled for […]

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Inspired By The Ultimate Warrior

The Ultimate Warrior was one of my favourite wrestlers back in the early 90’s. Trying to clothesline or suplex my brothers got me in a lot of trouble back then but my god it was fun. I always wished id one day have one of those great big pointy fingers, I don’t really know why, […]

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Soap EXPLICIT

Washing your hands is hugely important, singing happy birthday while you do it, well that’s doesn’t feel quite so hip-hop.   That was until now, today you will be washing your hands until they wrinkle and singing happy birthday like your serenading your city with Cock Soap. Pull it, tug it, twist it, rub it, […]

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Pant’n’Moan Collection 2020

Welcome to the Pant’n’Moan Collection. The only collection that follows the seasonal trends. So now your fabulous classic blue dress can be beautifully complemented with an matching dildo, butt plug or ball gag. Just like seasonal trends the Pant’n’Moan collection is here until Autumn and then the colours will be gone. But don’t worry the […]

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The Glitzy Be My Valentines

Valentines wouldn’t be the same here at Godemiche unless the always popular ‘Be My Valentines’ was somehow reinvented. “But how?” I hear you wondering…. Well this year we bring you our famous Valentines dildos with added sparkles! So for this years month of love you can now get your hands, or any other part of […]

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Meet the OffBeat – Made for Masturbation

 Today we are going to talk about a toy made for masturbation if you have a penis; The OffBeat.     This is the OffBeat, its our reusable, silicone penis masturbater that comes in two different sizes for two very different ways of playing. The Design The OffBeat’s designed to be used comfortably, to fit […]

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Meet the Skrue: An Hybrid Textured DIldo

Today we are going to talk about the Skrue and why you need this hybrid textured dildo in your life. What is the Skrue? The Skrue, Danish spelling, is one of 3 new products we have brought out with texture at the heart of the design. It’s our hybrid toy in the range, a little […]

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