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Inspired By The Ultimate Warrior

The Ultimate Warrior was one of my favourite wrestlers back in the early 90’s. Trying to clothesline or suplex my brothers got me in a lot of trouble back then but my god it was fun. I always wished id one day have one of those great big pointy fingers, I don’t really know why, […]

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Soap EXPLICIT

Washing your hands is hugely important, singing happy birthday while you do it, well that’s doesn’t feel quite so hip-hop.   That was until now, today you will be washing your hands until they wrinkle and singing happy birthday like your serenading your city with Cock Soap. Pull it, tug it, twist it, rub it, […]

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Pant’n’Moan Collection 2020

Welcome to the Pant’n’Moan Collection. The only collection that follows the seasonal trends. So now your fabulous classic blue dress can be beautifully complemented with an matching dildo, butt plug or ball gag. Just like seasonal trends the Pant’n’Moan collection is here until Autumn and then the colours will be gone. But don’t worry the […]

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The Glitzy Be My Valentines

Valentines wouldn’t be the same here at Godemiche unless the always popular ‘Be My Valentines’ was somehow reinvented. “But how?” I hear you wondering…. Well this year we bring you our famous Valentines dildos with added sparkles! So for this years month of love you can now get your hands, or any other part of […]

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Meet the OffBeat – Made for Masturbation

 Today we are going to talk about a toy made for masturbation if you have a penis; The OffBeat.     This is the OffBeat, its our reusable, silicone penis masturbater that comes in two different sizes for two very different ways of playing. The Design The OffBeat’s designed to be used comfortably, to fit […]

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Meet the Skrue: An Hybrid Textured DIldo

Today we are going to talk about the Skrue and why you need this hybrid textured dildo in your life. What is the Skrue? The Skrue, Danish spelling, is one of 3 new products we have brought out with texture at the heart of the design. It’s our hybrid toy in the range, a little […]

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Meet the Absolem: An Intense Textured Dildo

Today we are going to talk about the Absolem and why you need this intense textured dildo in your life. What is the Absolem? The Absolem was actually a name suggested by one of our community and then voted for by you. This toy is one of 3 new products we have brought out with […]

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Meet The XI: A Textured Dildo with a Difference

Today we are going to talk about the XI and why you need this gorgeous textured dildo in your life. What is the XI? The XI is named as such because it is our eleventh original sex toy creation, we have made and XI is the Roman Numerals for 11. This toy is one of […]

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Closed for Christmas

This year we have decided to fully close the Godemiche workshop over the Christmas period and spend some much needed time with our friends and family. Over the past three years we have devote so much of our life to helping people in their sexual exploration and making the best Godemiche silicone products that we […]

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Black Friday Sales In-cumming

Yes it is Black Friday time of the year agaon and this year we have decided to do something a little bit different and rather then have a sale on just the Friday we are going to offer you a special bargain every single day of that week. For those 7 days we will be […]

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