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Black Friday Week – Let Us Help You

For the next 7 days you can buy one Godemiche toy and get your second half price, but what do you pick and in what colour? Well we’re here to help. What do you need? We don’t expect you to know anything about our toys or why we made them, that’s our job. However, we […]

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Black Friday Week Long Sale 50% Off Second Godemiche Toy

Black Friday Week Starts Now!

Today is as dark as the coffee your drinking and as cold as those chilly green peas at the back of your freezer, but things are about to heat up! So take that coffee back to bed, keep the curtains shut and get comfortable because we’re about to get your 50% off your 2nd Godemiche. […]

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Christmas Delivery Dates 2020

Christmas Delivery Dates 2020

Shit its almost Christmas! Christmas has crept up on us all once again. If your planning on buying something fabulously sexy for someone, treating yourself or just want to see 2020 off with a sex toy bang we wanted to remind you of our delivery dates to help ensure you get your order before the […]

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IMPORTANT – £25 Charges for Europe

Brexit, argh before you click away, if you live in Europe you NEED to read this. Up until now we have avoided talking about the United Kingdom leaving the European Union because nobody knows anything and we have been determined to deal with any problems that arise quickly and with little to no impact on […]

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Name The Cosmos Collection

There’s no denying the Godemiche crowd is the best when it comes to naming things. So as we launch the new Cosmos collection (surprise more colours to choose from) were also calling for your help naming them. Time and time again you make us smile with your crazy, weird and creative names that we LOVE! […]

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Saucy Secret Santa Sexy Rude Christmas Gifts For Friends Family and Work Colleauges

Saucy Secret Santa Gifts

This is the season to be naughty and this year is your chance not only to be the secret Santa everyone remembers but also the Saucy Secret Santa everyone loves with the gift of a beautiful sex toy! Those busy elves have been hard at it this year and have created 3 different sized gifts […]

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Sinful Sunday 500th – For Molly!

It’s a 500th edition of Sinful Sunday!!! I’ve decided to dedicate this post to lovely Molly who is running this photographic project for who knows how many years now. It takes a lot of time and effort to run such a big project so I really would like to thank you, Molly, for your passion […]

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No Tricks Just Treats Limited Edition Halloween Silicone Dildos at Godemiche

No Tricks All Treats This Halloween

No tricks just treat with this year’s limited edition Halloween colours.You have until Saturday 31th to bag yourself one or all of these limited Halloween colourways before they vanish at midnight with a cackle and a poof.

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Strap On Package Deals

Buying your first strap on is HARD. You don’t want to spend too much just in case you don’t like it. What size dildo do you pick? What harness do you pick? What is the difference between jelly and silicone? The choices can seem endless and confusing We have been there (that’s why Godemiche was […]

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4 YouTube Channels We Love

We regularly fall into the YouTube Black Hole starting off with’how to’ videos, moving onto short horror films, Vlogs and then ending upon fail army or even kittens. In our adventures around YouTube, there have been some other sex positive creators we discovered. Their channels are full of really good, helpful content with something for […]

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