There’s one thing that we should celebrate more than Valentines Day. For some people this day is very important, but let’s be clear, what would we do without condoms?!
Yes, condoms are part of our sexual life and having an Interational Condom Day today is great excuse to talk a bit about condoms plus we’ve also got a challenge for you!
So let’s start with the basics, what is a condom?
- A condom comes in a foil packet.
- Condoms are thin pouches that keep sperm from getting into the vagina.
- A condom is worn on the penis.
- It is usually made of latex a type of rubber.
But some are made of materials that are safe for people with latex allergies , such as polyurethane or polyisoprene.
The condom is rolled over the penis and forms a protective barrier that helps to prevent the spread of sexual transmitted infections (STI) and is also one of the most reliable forums of contraception.
There’s a wonderful in-depth post on condoms, written by Molly Moore which you can read just HERE . We highly recommend you to check it out if your looking for more information on condoms. It’s been said that condoms are a passion killer (you obviously don’t have kids).
Some people said that the moment you need to put a condom on in the middle of a sex is killing the atmosphere. But there are many who will say that actually condoms can spice up the foreplay.
So here’s a challenge for you!
We want to test your skills in putting a condom on, but wait! that’s not all, cause it would be too easy.
We challenge you to put a condom on, BLINDFOLDED.
Simply grab a condom, something to cover your eyes and any dildo, vegetable or excited willing volunteer you can get your hands on.
Here are the rules:
The blindfold must be from start to finish (before you open the condom)
- The condom must be on properly and not broken.
- There is no time limits or times to beat but if your willing to record yourself and post it to social media, tag us in and use the #PutACondomOn and we will email you a 35% of discount code.
We had so much fun doing this video so we’re really really looking forward to see what videos you produce, might even have a blog showcasing them.
For now have fun and stay colourful.
Welcome to ‘Behind the Scenes’ of Godemiche Workshop where you can see what’s been popular and what different silicone pieces we’ve been working on during the whole month of January.
As you may know we’ve launched our new Pastel Be My Valentine Collection which I must say you’ve liked a lot. We’ve received couple of custom designs which we are very happy to make at NO extra charge. Remember if you wish to get the colours you want just leave us a note on the checkout – it’s simple as that.
Here are just a few creative pieces you requested:
- Adam 6in with Pastel Mix Love Hearts and Purple UV base – customer choice
- Ambit Princess Perfume and Electric Lavender Love Hearts and the same colours mixed base.
- Apprentice – Princess Perfume Be My Valentine
The OffBeat is getting your attention more each month , since December launch we haven’t stop making the masturbators. You’ve been so kind to leave positive feedback and the good vibes around this toy can’t just stop.
- OffBeat Gold Venti – textured
- Packaging – the masturbator sleeve comes in a cardboard tube. It’s also a storage container.
- Venti Standard Yellow OffBeat and Dark Green Grande OffBeat
I think it’s fair to say that Godemiche is well known as a brand with overwhelming amount of colours. There’s no other place that you can find with so many colourful dildos. We can mix literally EVERYTHING. Here are some of YOUR choices we haven’t done before.
- Adam 8in Electric Lavender and Bolt Gun Grey – customers choice
- Apex Large in Peach Puff and Pearl – wasn’t sure about this one but I really like it!
- Adam 8in – Purple UV and Rose Gold
… and the usual colours that still surprise us every time.
- Adam 8in – Red and Black or as we call it Vampiresk Dildo. I take my hat off to Adam as only he knows how to pour this mix so well. I’ve tried and failed miserably .
- Ambit (from left to right) – Blue UV and Pink UV with Pink Uv and Purple UV – both were made for a sex shop Taboorva
- Ambit – Pink UV and Gold packed in our see through pouches which can be used as a storage as well.
Some of the random things we have made like candles. You can see how securely we pack them, also the unforgettable Nebula Galaxy, and the mix which I personally adore in Anal Duo. Have a look:
- Candle Dildo Adam 6in Yellow – we don’t use plastic fillers in our parcels however this is one exception. You can’t trust the postman, so this is the way we secure the candles from being broken.
- Adam 6in Galaxy Nebula – it was made by Sean actually – our new toy maker who happen to be Adams little brother. Pretty great!
- Anal Duo in Navy Blue and White – there’s something hypnotising in this mix ,I swear I can look at it over and over again and again…
Things that surprised me last week:
- It is a WHITE Ambit Dildo!!! I guess white is also a colour , we don’t make them a lot… ok we don’t make them at all but it’s still beautiful
- Apex Small in adorable mix Princess Perfume and Blue Lagoon.
- Plug B Large in Blue Lagoon – anal toys can be cute.
These are just a few images that I wanted to share with you but believe me my phone currently has close to 3000 images which is impossible to share. I’ve even got told of by Adam that I spent way too much time taking pictures, but hey I just can’t help it. The colours the mixes in different angles oh… Yeah, I’m pretty obsessed.
And you? Which one is your favourite? Leave a comment below I’m very curious;)
See you next month with more updates.
With Valentines fast approaching it’s time to reveal this years Limited Edition Valentines Collection, drum roll please…. ‘Pastel Be My Valentines’.
For a very limited time only (ending February 28th) we will be making the much loved ‘Be My Valentines’ range in pastel colours with pretty little pastel hearts for you to share the dildo love with your partner(s)!
The original red ‘Be My Valentine’ started life back in 2016 as a limited edition Adam for that most heart-filled time of year, Valentines, but you, and you and possibly you over there changed that because you kept requesting we make it again and again to the extent that we were almost getting daily emails about it. As a result we never stopped making them and it became a regular product listing and one of our all time best sellers.
Last year we decided it was time to do something special for Valentines again and so offered a limited run of Be My Valentine toys in 6 different colours, purple, green, blue, pink, orange, yellow and of course the original red. Interestingly purple was popular but the red still out sold them all.
This year we have decided to bring those colours back so if you missed them last time you have another chance to get one but we have also decided to bring some pastel love to Valentines this year and so you can also pick from 6 beautiful pastel colours Blue Lagoon, Paris Green, Peach Puff, Princess Perfume, Electric Lavender and Mellow Yellow and if like me you have trouble picking your favourite then we are also offering you the chance to buy a pastel combo mix with the base colour of your choice and the hearts in all 6 of the pastel colours.
Just like all our toys each and every one is hand made in our workshop in Leicester, but just in case you didn’t know, every single Be My Valentines toy is hand made by Monika as she is the only one with the patience required for getting all those hearts perfectly suspended inside each toy. Which also means that if you follow us on Instagram them you might just catch a glimpse of her making your toy if you order something from this range.
“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.” ~ Thomas Merton
And maybe with a fabulous heart-filled dildo too!
Our new product is cumming and so should you
With our latest product soon to be launched on January 1st (and an extra special discount waiting for you on Christmas day), we felt it was time to stop with all the Britishness and make masturbation less of a taboo subject. We want to start that conversation, encourage safe, healthy, exciting sex, and break down the stigma attached to sexual intimacy.
It seems that it’s not as widely accepted to talk about penis stimulators as it is to talk about dildos and vibrators. Sex and masturbation should be celebrated regardless of your gender. So in January we are hoping to start better conversations about masturbation.
The OffBeat is a affordable, handmade, personalised masturbator that comes in Venti (for long slow shaft movements), and Grande (for circular motions around the head). It’s soft, squishy and oh so accommodating. And, it satisfies anyone going down on a dick too – it’s a different experience for the giver and new sensation for the receiver! Ergonomically designed to make it easy to grip, and to use, made of super soft silicone with lots of soft nubs for an amazing feeling, be sure to use lots of water based lube and ready yourself for a completely new feeling. Once you have finished with the OffBeat you simply turn it inside out and give a quick rinse and it is ready to go for the next time you are in the mood for a bit of play.
We hope that having an Offbeat will get you talking (when your mouth is not full) about the subject of masturbation in a more open manner
And since Godemiche is all about colour, select one to suit your sexual personality.
8 – UV: blue, magenta, orange, pink, purple, red, yellow, green.
12 – Pearlescent: pearl, black, blue, boltgun, bronze, copper, gold, green, purple, scarlet, yellow.
6 – Standard: black, clear, dark green, navy blue, red yellow.
Couples can finish off a date night in a new way with Offbeat, have a posh wank… together, and treat themselves to more than just porn. But most importantly, it’s all just for you. With Offbeat you can enjoy yourself to the fullest, even when there’s no one else around to give you a hand.
We want Offbeat to resonate with you, we want you to have a giggle, and we want you to speak openly with others about something that shouldn’t be hidden away on the top shelf of a wardrobe.
Did we mention that we want to start things off right? So we are launching the OffBeat with a 50% off discount on our official Pre-order launch date on Christmas day.
Give someone the gift of straightforward sex talk this year – start that conversation!
Remember, no matter what you do, always go offbeat.
Pre-order the OffBeat that suits you best!
I meant to share this image a while ago, but things got busy and I put my photography a little bit to the side.
It was taken back when we went on the holiday to Poland.
While the kids where sleeping we took the opportunity and left them with two grandmas to keep them safe, while we slipped out for a walk.
The night was warm and barely anybody around. There is a beautiful place in my town with a the tiniest chapel on top of the hill and a huge forest to walk.
Well this time we didn’t want to pray or either walk much further than here.
It was perfectly peaceful, just random cars passing by from time to time while I put my skirt up to show him what he can taste later…
Kiss the lips to find other entrie to Sunful Sunday
It’s been a crazy few weeks; Kids off school, a huge wave of orders to make and the heat is definitely causing not one but a few headaches for us as it slows down the making process. However it is now time to take a well deserve family break for our small team and spend some time just relaxing and having fun. It sounds almost impossible with that amount of work we have at the minute but we hope you’ll understand and be patient to wait a little bit longer for your parcels.
Our holiday break starts on the 18th August – 1st September during this time we won’t be replying to any emails and messages, we would like to just switch off and recharge our batteries to bring new ideas for the rest of the year. So here are the things you need to know.
Our email will be set to an auto-reply response.
Any orders placed between 16th August and 1st September will be made and dispatched after this period. All order placed before the 16th will be sent out before we go away. However while we are away there will be no one in the office and so there will be a delay on any new orders until the first week in September
If you want to ask a question or have something urgent you need then you can contact us on Twitter @GSilicone and our lovely social media curator Molly will help you .
Thank you for all your support and understanding.
Now we’re off to pack our bags.
Wishing you all a lovely rest of the summer.
Adam & Monika
Last month we held our Pride auction in which we made 6 exclusive Ambit dildos in various different pride colours. Every single penny that we raised from that auction was sent to the Albert Kennedy Trust to help support their work with vulnerable LGBT+ youth.
A total of £307 was raised by you amazing people, £307 pounds! We submitted the money to the Albert Kennedy Trust on 13th June at 10.46PM. That money will pay for 12 nights of safety in LGBT-friendly emergency accommodation for a young person in crisis and in our eyes that’s a huge thing!
All of us here at Godmeiche want to say thank you for making that possible. We want to thank you for bidding, thank you for sharing, thank you for doing your little bit to help this auction raise the money it did. We as a community have helped to better someone’s life who’s in need and that is something we are very proud of.
Speaking of thank you’s, we received an email from Claire at the Albert Kennedy Trust thanking us for the donation. We followed that up with a phone call were we discussed the auction with her and explained how it was our customers who had really raised the money. As a result of that Claire wanted to share a thank you directly with those people and this is what she sent us:
“We want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who helped to raise the fantastic amount of £307 by bidding on this auction, and to Godemiche for choosing to support our young people in this creative way.
Sadly for many LGBT young people there is no safe place to call home, and many have experienced rejection, abuse and violence. Like you, we believe this is unacceptable. The money you raised together can pay for 12 nights of safety for a LGBT young person facing homelessness.
We believe that no young person should have to choose between a safe home and being who they are. Thank you again to everyone who helped make this auction such a brilliant success, and we wish you all a very happy Pride month”
Individual Giving Manager
The Albert Kennedy Trust
We have always wanted to make a difference and to fight for the things be believe in and we, you, us are making a difference together so thank you for being part of that with us.
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly led me to you
Look at the sky
It’s the colour of love
There must have been an angel by my side
Something heavenly came down from above
He led me to you! […]
He built a bridge to your heart
All the way
How many tons of love inside?
I can’t say!
When I was led to you
I knew you were the one for me
I swear the whole world could feel my heartbeat
When I lay eyes on you
You wrapped me up in
The colour of love
You gave me the kiss of life
Kiss of life
Kiss the lips to get even more Sinful images
I call myself a creator because although both myself and Adam are making just dildos to us there is more to it than that. I see things around me as an inspiration for my work. It can be simple things like a painting or a colour of your earrings that then can give me an idea to try some colours together and make new colour combinations for our toys.
What inspires me? Well that is a long list that has new things all the time but recently I was inspired by the Jewel book that I’ve found in our massive collection. The stones themselves are pretty amazing and just gorgeous but one of them caught my eye specifically and I could not get it out of my head. It’s a dark blue Lazulite mineral stone in muscovite. I’ve chosen this one because of its combination of colours. The mesmerizing turquoise and a little bit of navy blue around it followed by pearlescent bronze and a touch of pearl just spoke to me and I was fairly sure would look amazing in one of our dildos. It makes me think of adventures and finding treasure.
I decided to make it in an Adam as I thought the slightly bigger size would just show off the colours better and I think I was absolutely right about that. If you want to see me making it then please do watch the video below and it would be lovely if you left me a nice comment as this is the video I made on my own and my first inspire by creation.
your carnal flower opens,
its butterfly released,
hovers like a hummingbird dringking from the bill.
Oh, I too would steal you away and cage you happily,
to get under your black-fringed skirt;
to see that pretty dress,
fly off once more,
and see you bare;
burned now forever in my banks,
a first sight,
of dark curls!
As I think of it, my desire stirs,
but I have already masturbated twice,
thinking of us ;
jammed, hips pinned, sliding over our wet perspiring bellies,
in our jungle heat:
’cause in the firmament of our embrace,
where glued we jerk into each other,
until sleep, when we disappear from each other:
my mind in reveries,
filled with niggling neurotic inanities;
yours with manic dreams where criminals in cages
beg to be freed,
before better spaces overtake. […]
Check who else was sinful by kissing the lips
Poem taken from Hello Poetry .