Godemiche Silicone Easter Egg Hunt Banner with Easter agg and pink chick

The Easter Egg Hunt – Find 5 Easter Eggs

The thrill of an Easter Egg hunt around Grandma garden, racing to find those tiny chocolate eggs will always be one of my great childhood memories.

But as I have grown older, Grandma doesn’t hide the eggs anymore but I still really fancy the thrill of hunting Easter Eggs. Don’t you?

So this year to fully embrace Easter we decided to have a good ole fashioned Easter Egg hunt right here on our sexy sex toy shop.

We have hidden 5 Easter Eggs around the website, the eggs are bright, colourful and all visually different to help you find them.

To take part in the Easter egg hunt all you have to do is;

  • Find all 5 of the eggs
  • Make a note of their location
  • Fill in the Easter Egg form
  • Get a link to the super secret product that you can only buy if you do the previous 3 steps.

Once you have done that you need fill out the Easter Egg form, letting us know where the 5 eggs are located. (To get you started we have put one on this page) If you successfully find the 5 eggs in their hiding places we will send you a secret link to a very limited Easter colour mix. But be quick the hunt is only on until the end of April.

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Godemiche Silicone Dildo Collection of 6 pride colour dildos for Godemiche auction

With Pride

June is pride month.

The month of June was chosen for LGBT Pride Month to commemorate the Stonewall riots, which occurred at the end of June 1969 in the USA and as a result many Pride events are held at this time of year including ours.

Pride is about people, real people that are often impacted by discrimination and violence. It is an event to both celebrate all the strides that have been made in the advancement of LGBTQ+ rights and also to continue to highlight the work that needs to be done to ensure that people can live happy, healthy and fulfilling lives no matter who they love.

In the past we are been reluctant to join in with Pride not because we didn’t want to support but because we didn’t know how best to do it. However this year we have finally come up with a campaign that we feel really reflects what we want to do achieve when it comes to Pride and that is for us to do something positive to help and try to raise money for The Albert Kennedy Trust.

“The Albert Kennedy Trust works with 16-25 year old lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans young people who are homeless or live in a hostile environment.”

Our Pride

So how exactly are we going to do that?

We have made 6 of our beautiful Ambits, each one sporting different pride colours. So we have a Gay Pride, a Transgender, a Bisexual, a Genderqueer, a Pansexual and a Polysexual dildo and we are going to auction them off to you. There is only one of each of the colours making them a truly limited edition Godemiche product.

The auction will run for 7 days starting on Monday 4th June 2018 and ending on Monday 11th June 2018 (at 12.00pm UK time).

Every single penny that we raise from the auction will be going to The Albert Kennedy Trust. We will cover every expense that this auction costs including the cost of shipping each dildo to the final winner because we want to truly support Pride by both raising awareness and money for this important cause.

Bid Now!

So what are you waiting for. Head over to our AUCTION PAGE and place your bid. If you are the winning bidder at the end of the week then you will have 24 hours to pay for your product through paypal and then you will be the proud owner of one of our 6 Pride dildos.

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Total Eclipse of the Heart

“Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.” ~  Maya Angelou

Yes it is the season of looooooove! In the supermarket the greetings card section is dominated with red, there is champagne, chocolates and cuddly toys greeting you as you wander in and soon they will joined by an abundance of red roses. Here at Godemiche though we decided to celebrate Valentines in a slightly different way by offering heart filled sex toys.  We have taken our famous Be My Valentines Red and, for a limited time only we have added 6 additional colours to the collection, pink, blue, green, orange, purple and yellow.

Backet of rainbow love heart plugs

 

All those fabulous colours in any of our products (apart from the Apex) but the big question is which is your favourite. In the office we have been debating this question for the past couple of weeks and we still can’t agree on which is our favourite and so we have decided that we need you to help us make a decision and as a reward one lucky someone will win themselves a toy* of their choosing in one of the Valentines heart colours

So what is your favourite colour in our Be My Valentines ranges, are you romantic for red, bonkers for  the blue, passionate about pink, yearning for the yellow, greedy for the green, pining for the purple or orgasmic about the orange?

Whichever it is we want to hear from you. Declare your love for your favourite colour in the comments below and on the 7th February we will announce which of the Heart Colours got the most mentions and select 1 person at random who listed that colour as their favourite to win a product of their choosing from the Be My Valentines range.

So what are you waiting for? Tell us in the comment section below which of the Valentine colours you are yearning for and don’t forget you are in with a greater chance of winning the more people who vote for your colour so spread the word and tell people why your colour is the best colour and encourage them to come here and tell us.

Terms and Conditions

1. Competition will run from the 30th Jan to midnight on the 5th February 2018 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. Winner will be drawn at random from the people who have selected the winning colour. The winning colour being that with the most votes in the comments section of this post.
4. The 1 winners will be notified by email address so make sure you leave a working email when you comment
5. Winner will be notified by the 7th February.
6. Winner will get to indicate if they wish to receive a Adam 6 inch, Adam 8 inch, Ambit, Plug B or Peg in the winning colour.

So what are you waiting for, comment below and tell us which one of the heart colours is the one that rocks your world and maybe it might end up rocking its way to your door as a result!

THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED

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A suggestive plug

We LOVE you all!

You are all why we love doing what we do and why we want to do so much more! Now we have gotten a touch emotional about the amazing GODEMICHE family let’s move on to the ‘No Name Plug’.

In summary, we asked what you want making, Adam made something based on what you wanted to see and now we have asked you to name it. If that doesn’t make any sense to you then I recommend reading the full post HERE.

This is not an unveiling of the 4 names that we have shortlisted, you will have to wait till the Live Chat on Tuesday evening to discover that but this is more of a round-up of some of the people that have taken part and the names they suggested.

Colours.

So many people suggested names based around colours and as entertaining as so many of them are because this toy, like all our products will be available in various colours, it just would not work advertising the ‘Gold Finger’ in pink or green.

  • Golden Goose
  • Pleasure Golden Plug
  • Golden Tempo
  • Goldfinger
  • Gold Digger

The damn right filthy (but rather funny)

I’m all for a dirty joke or a passing comment that twist the questions into something dirty. My personal favourite answer to the questions “Are you coming?” is nearly always “O I wish I was cumming!” so you get my drift. So here are a couple of the ones that made me giggle in a naughty filthy way.

  • Anal Grapes
  • Cruet Stopper
  • Holy Diver
  • Ass Goblin

The double

The two bulbous bumps on the plug proved quite inspiring to so many of you and it was amazing how many other words go with double.

  • Double Pluggle
  • Double Delight
  • Double Bloop
  • Doubble whammy
  • Double

It Starts with ‘A’

Let me just say we have never intended our products to follow any sort of alphabetical pattern, but you are an observant lot and correct in that we do seem to like the ‘A’s. Here are some of your A inspired offerings

  • Axel
  • Abstract
  • Adams Joy
  • Adonis

The ancient

It could have something to do with the Hercules being launched but there were quite a few suggestions for Greek related things and strangely many of them also started with ‘A’.

  • Angelic Rune
  • Adonis
  • Aglaia
  • Aphrodite
  • Janus

The Creative

Then there were the names that showed just imaginative you all are, things that were just eccentrically creative or really well thought through suggestions.

  • Pluggy Mc Plugface
  • Marley (an alternative term for marbles)
  • Intercore (an anagram of Eroticon)
  • Duck Down (and this came with the most amazing doodle too)
  • Space Probe
  • Rawl Plug
  • A.N.O (Anal Negotiating Object)

I can’t express how truly grateful and honoured we are that so many of you have taken the time to post your name suggestions. We have read through EVERY single one at least twice and found ourselves delighted and amused at different things each time.  We have literally pondered for hours (I really mean hours) over the 4 names to be shortlisted in tomorrows ‘Live Chat’. We now have them and can’t wait to announce them live to you all tomorrow evening so don’t forget to join us at 10pm UK time on either Instagram, Facebook or Twitter (periscope) and then come back here on Wednesday and vote in the final poll and next week we will finally award this new product a fabulous new name that one of you lot suggested.

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A Plug with No Name

Back at the beginning of March we attended Eroticon, a conference for sex writers, bloggers and other creatives, down in London. We had a fabulous weekend meeting up with loads of industry people sharing what we do at Godemiche with them and making a new product. Yes, we really did make a new product whilst attending an event.

When creating new toys I have a purpose in mind, a reason for making it with a goal or objective to achieve. All our products have been designed under that umbrella and this one was no different. Before Eroticon we took to Twitter to ask you what you would like us to make and the overwhelming message was for a new anal toy. There was suggestions of shapes and textures and so with all that in mind we set off to London to attend Eroticon and make a new product in the process.

It’s very unlike me to actually ponder over drawings I tend to just allow my hands to work and feel their way to a basic shape and those of you who were at Eroticon you will have seen me wandering around talking while my hands just did very thing, occasionally looking to see what was forming but mainly just feeling my way and by the end of the weekend the initial design for the new product had been born.

Clay model of new butt plug created at Eroticon 2017

Made entirely of clay and two large marbles for the bulbous sections on the shaft. The bulbous section are 1.4inc/3.5cm wide and the smaller narrow sections are 1inch/2.5cm wide
and the plug is 5.1 inch/13cm long with a usable length of 4.5inch/11.5cm. But clearly we had a way to go yet before we had a finished product.

Since that weekend we have worked on getting the new plug from the initial clay model stage to a ready to go to market product but it is still missing something and that is where you lot come in again. This plug was created because people asked for it and so it seems only right that you all continue to be part of the process of getting it on sale and give it a much needed name and in return you could end up being the proud owner of one of these new plugs.

New butt plug in bolt grey

This will be a two step process. Firstly we want to hear your ideas so leave your name suggestions for the Plug With No Name in the comments section below. Then in a weeks time we will go through all the suggestions and pick the four names that we like the best. Those four people will all receive one of the Plugs With No Name as a thank you and then it will be back to you guys for the final vote. We will post the four names and you will all get to vote on which one you like the best and at the end of the voting period the name with the most votes will be the name that this product shall ever more be known by. Oh and the person who suggested that name will get to select which colour they want their plug to be made in.

Terms and Conditions

1. Competition will run from the 22th April to midnight on the 29th April 2017 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. You can make as many name suggestions as you wish
4. The 4 winners will be the people who suggested the 4 names that we decided to put forward for the public vote. They will each receive one of the plugs
5. The three runners up (those who’s names don’t win the public vote) will get the plug in a single colour of their choice and the person who suggests the winning name will get to pick any combination of colours for their plug.
6. First round of 4 winners will announced on the 2nd May during our Live Chat and be notified by email on Wednesday 3rd May
7. Final winning name will be announced during the Live Chat on the 9th May and notified by email on Wednesday 10th May

So what are you waiting for, get your thinking caps on and leave your name suggestions in the comments section below.

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Godemiche Silicone Dildo Pastel Colour Swatch

Pastel Spring Sale and Competition

“Sweet spring is your
time is my time is our
time for springtime is lovetime
and viva sweet love”
~ E.E. Cummings

Yes Spring is in the air, the daffodils are blooming, the birds are singing and the bees are out and about. In a few weeks time it will also be Easter and the shops are already full of chocolate temptations for you to buy, but here at Godemiche we have decided to celebrate all this with some of our very own hand made temptations in the form of a Spring Sale which gives you 30% of everything in our entire Pastel Collection.

 

All those yummy spring colours just waiting for you to treat yourself or someone else to an Easter gift with a difference and unlike all that chocolate in the Easter Egg aisle of your local supermarket these treats will bring you hours and hours of pleasure whilst being absolutely calorie free.

However as well the Spring Sale we thought it would also be fun to run our first ever competition here on Godemiche and find out just which of the colours in the Pastel Collection is the most popular. Are you a Mellow Yellow kind of person? Maybe you would love an Electric Lavender Ambit? Do you dream of a Blue Lagoon Adam? Long for a Peach Puff Peg? Could you be tempted by something in Paris Green or maybe your heart belongs to Princess Perfume?

Whichever it is we want to hear from you. Declare your love for your favourite colour in the comments below and on the 15th April we will announce which of the Pastel Colours got the most mentions and select 4 people (yes you read the right, we are giving away 4 prizes) at random who listed that colour as their favourite to win a product of their choosing from the Pastel Collection.

So what are you waiting for? Tell us in the comment section below which Pastel colour you yearn for and don’t forget you are in with a greater chance of winning the more people who vote for your colour so spread the word and tell people why your colour is the best colour and encourage them to come here and tell us.

Terms and Conditions

1. Competition will run from the 29th March to midnight on the 14th April 2017 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. Winner will be drawn at random from the people who have selected the winning colour. The winning colour being that with the most votes in the comments section of this post.
4. The 4 winners will be notified by email address so make sure you leave a working email when you comment
5. Winner will be notified by the 21st April.
6. Winner will get to indicate if they wish to receive a Adam 6 inch, Adam 8 inch, Ambit or Peg in the winning colour.

So what are you waiting for, comment below and tell us which of the pastel colours is the one that rocks your world and maybe it might end up rocking its way to your door as a result!

THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED!

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