Not the kind of wet we like – Delay to Orders
In yesterday’s heavy downpour of rain, the roof at Godemiche HQ decided to leak! It didn’t stop there though as the water managed to bring part of the ceiling down into our workshop space. This is clearly not the kind of wet we like. Unfortunately, both studios have been affected by the water as they […]
Godemiche Independence Day Sale – 5 Years
5 years ago today we both chucked in our day gigs and dedicated ourselves to Godemiche full time. I mean what could be more fun? After the first scary 12 months we wanted to give back to our friends, followers, customers, supporters and all those people that had helped moved Godemiche forward and so started […]
Godemiche – EU Shipping
At the beginning for 2021 we put a hold on shipping items to the EU. Brexit and related factors led to shipping prices being way beyond what was acceptable to charge to our customers or possible for us to absorb. Recent changes made on July 1st still make the price of a next day, […]
Peachhes Cumming Soon!
So the cat has popped it’s fuzzy little ears out the bag and people are now aware of a pending collaboration with the wonderful Peachhes. We don’t want to ruin the surprise completely and give you all the gossip, so think of this as some foreplay, a little enjoyable edging before the grand reveal. What […]
Summer Mystery Box
OMG its hot and were not just talking about the weather! Summer is officially here and so is the Spring Mystery Box meaning you get a wonderful Godemiche as super low prices, the only catch, what you get is a mystery, but we all love a sex toy mystery box don’t we. The summer mystery […]
Last Chance Spring Mystery Boxes
Get your pastel mystery box before they go. This is your last chance to bag a pastel bargain! Pastel Spring mystery boxes will be gone in less than 7 days so If you like surprises and you love pastels, then this is the mystery box you do not want to miss.
Inventory drop up to 40% off Godemiche Ambits
It’s time for another inventory drop! This week we have small, medium and large Ambits with up to 40% off. The last Ambit drop sold out in 2 days so snap them up while you can.
3 for 2 on Godemiche Toys
Three is most defiantly not a crowd, especially when it comes to sex toys which is why we are giving you the chance to buy 3 for 2 Godemiche toys We really love sex toys. Hell it was one of the mains reasons we started Godemiche in the first place because we wanted to make […]
Half Price OffBeat’s
Get messy this May with a buy one get one half price on all OffBeat’s. This week to celebrate Masturbation Month we have decided to run a very special offer on our OffBeat collection so that you can try two different textures or two different sizes for less…. when buying any two OffBeat’s you will […]
Clearpay your way to Godemiche toys
Beautiful, bespoke, body safe silicone sex toys, made solely for you, mixed and then poured by hand come at a higher cost. We don’t try to compete with the price of mass made sex toys, nor do we use the lesser quality materials and so our Godemiche toys will always be that little bit more […]