9 New Glow In The Dark Colours
Imagine the darkness, that kind of inky darkness which is thick and dense, where your eyes can’t see no matter how hard you try. But then there is a light in the midst of all that black, a light your eyes become fixated on, a light that lights up your imagination. The only sound is […]
Green Godemiche
Did you know it can take 50 to 80 years for the rubber sole of a shoe to decompose! Up to 80 years, 80 YEARS! That is a very long time but obviously no where near as long as it takes plastics, depending on the type that takes anywhere from 100 to a 1000 years […]
Limited Edition Pastel Valentines
With Valentines fast approaching it’s time to reveal this years Limited Edition Valentines Collection, drum roll please…. ‘Pastel Be My Valentines’. For a very limited time only (ending February 28th) we will be making the much loved ‘Be My Valentines’ range in pastel colours with pretty little pastel hearts for you to share the dildo […]
Welcome to #Wankuary
New year, new you? Versions of this saying are all over the place at the moment as all sorts of companies try to convince you that their product or service is just what you need in 2019. Much of that marketing is about dieting and often comes alongside a message that is basically telling you […]
Introducing the new MK and Colourflage Collections
We love colour; Fabulous, attention grabbing, wonderful colour is what we do. If you think about it colour is very personal, some you like, others you do not and some you absolutely love. We all have our favourites though whether that be the clothes we wear, the colour we paint our homes or the sex […]
MK and Colourflage Twitter Giveaway
To celebrate the launch of our two new colour ranges, MK and Colourflage, we are having a massive 24 hour Twitter giveaway and every single one of you is invited. There is a huge pile of prizes to be won over the giveaway period and all you have to do is follow and Retweet using […]
Let’s go OffBeat
Let us take you OffBeat Attention! Calling all penis owners. It’s time to take a different tack, to go OffBeat and discover a toy that treats your penis like royalty. Yes that’s right we have developed our first ever toy for your penis and its called OffBeat. Created from a love of wanking, OffBeat was […]
Summer Holiday Time
Hello Everyone! It’s been a crazy few weeks; Kids off school, a huge wave of orders to make and the heat is definitely causing not one but a few headaches for us as it slows down the making process. However it is now time to take a well deserve family break for our small team […]
Pride Auction Update
Update time! Last month we held our Pride auction in which we made 6 exclusive Ambit dildos in various different pride colours. Every single penny that we raised from that auction was sent to the Albert Kennedy Trust to help support their work with vulnerable LGBT+ youth. A total of £307 was raised by you […]
Independence Day Sale #2
Today marks our second Independence day. It does not mark the day we started trading as Godemiche but the day when we finally left our day jobs and both started working as Godemiche full time. Gone were the days of a regular wage, now it was truly all down to us. Whilst it was a […]