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Godemiche Independence Day Sale – 5 Years

5 years ago today we both chucked in our day gigs and dedicated ourselves to Godemiche full time. I mean what could be more fun? After the first scary 12 months we wanted to give back to our friends, followers, customers, supporters and all those people that had helped moved Godemiche forward and so started […]

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3 for 2 on Godemiche Toys

Three is most defiantly not a crowd, especially when it comes to sex toys which is why we are giving you the chance to buy 3 for 2 Godemiche toys We really love sex toys. Hell it was one of the mains reasons we started Godemiche in the first place because we wanted to make […]

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Half Price OffBeat’s

Get messy this May with a buy one get one half price on all OffBeat’s. This week to celebrate Masturbation Month we have decided to run a very special offer on our OffBeat collection so that you can try two different textures or two different sizes for less…. when buying any two OffBeat’s you will […]

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Last week to get a FREE Mystery Box

This is your last week to claim your FREE £25 mystery box with any order over £80. The free mystery box offer ends at midnight on Sunday 2nd May.   All FREE £25.00 Mystery box will contain items that are not in your order so you get the chance to experience different Godemiche toys. This […]

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FREE Mystery Box with every £80 order

For the next two weeks we’re giving away a FREE mystery box with every order over £80. What’s even better is we will make sure your FREE £25.00 mystery box contains items that are not in your order so you get the chance to experience different Godemiche toys. This offer excludes gift card and delivery […]

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Inventory Drop – Soft Dildos

Soft Dildo Inventory Drop!Yes, this week we have some premade soft toys in our Inventory drop with up to 40% off!Pick from a selection of toys, the fantasy inspired Hercules, Our first dildo the Adam and our 3 texture toys the Skrue, Absolem & XI. The down side? You can only pick from the colours […]

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Inventory Drop – Hercules

The legend himself, Hercules is this week’s inventory drop. If you’re looking to bag a deal on this large lover, then now’s the time.Remember inventory drops are premade toys and they go quickly so good luck. Hercules Inspired by the age of legend and myths the Hercules is carved from the mountains of Olympus… actually […]

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Inventory Drop – Texture Dildos

Skrue, XI and Absolem are all available in this week’s inventory drop! The inventory drop toys go really quickly so grab them while you can. Don’t know what the Skrue, XI and Absolem are, no worries we have a handy ‘is it for me’ guide below while linking to each of the items. The Skrue […]

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Inventory Drop – Adams

This week’s inventory drop is the Adam dildos and there’s over 40 for you to choose from. You can pick from flat based, suction cup and vibrating versions, the down side? You can only pick from the colours we have made. The up side? You pay less for your Adam as a result. 90% of […]

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Inventory Drop – Ambits

This week were doing something we have never done before, Inventory Drops. We have hundreds of premade toys, toys made for displaying at markets, toys for pictures, toys made because we wanted to try different colours. Whatever the reasons we have ended up with an excess of dildos still in our care and we want […]

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