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The New Dildo Name is

We recently asked for your help in naming our latest dildo and oh my you all rose to the challenge and came up with a huge array of different named for us to consider. After a lot of debate we narrowed down 130 names to our five favourite and asked you to vote for the […]

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9 New Glow In The Dark Colours

Imagine the darkness, that kind of inky darkness which is thick and dense, where your eyes can’t see no matter how hard you try. But then there is a light in the midst of all that black, a light your eyes become fixated on, a light that lights up your imagination. The only sound is […]

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The Lollipop Line

We know it is not quite Easter but we couldn’t wait till then to share our newest collection with you so here goes. We are always on the look out to extend and develop our colour range. Yes we will freely admit that we are a bit obsessed with colours so when we discovered some […]

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SilverDom OffBeat Review

Who Am I? An excellent question to ask on the first ‘normal’ Monday morning after the Christmas/New Year holiday! I am SilverdomUK, a 58 year old pansexual CIS white male. I am also physically disabled. I mention that because it is relevant to this review. I am husband and SadoDom to SilverdropUK, a 46 year […]

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Limited Edition Pastel Valentines

With Valentines fast approaching it’s time to reveal this years Limited Edition Valentines Collection, drum roll please…. ‘Pastel Be My Valentines’. For a very limited time only (ending February 28th) we will be making the much loved ‘Be My Valentines’ range in pastel colours with pretty little pastel hearts for you to share the dildo […]

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Get Ready to OffBeat

Our new product is cumming and so should you   With our latest product soon to be launched on January 1st (and an extra special discount waiting for you on Christmas day), we felt it was time to stop with all the Britishness and make masturbation less of a taboo subject. We want to start […]

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OffBeat Grande Sleeve Guest Review

Who am I? First a little about me, I’m sub-Bee Keeper, a 39 year old straight male. I’m partner, photographer and tech support for my gorgeous sub-Bee. I’ve had some experience with male masturbators, my first being a glow-in the-dark Fleshlight and then a set of Tenga Eggs. It’s safe to say I have mixed […]

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Introducing the new MK and Colourflage Collections

We love colour; Fabulous, attention grabbing, wonderful colour is what we do. If you think about it colour is very personal, some you like, others you do not and some you absolutely love. We all have our favourites though whether that be the clothes we wear, the colour we paint our homes or the sex […]

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MK and Colourflage Twitter Giveaway

To celebrate the launch of our two new colour ranges, MK and Colourflage, we are having a massive 24 hour Twitter giveaway and every single one of you is invited. There is a huge pile of prizes to be won over the giveaway period and all you have to do is follow and Retweet using […]

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Let’s go OffBeat

Let us take you OffBeat Attention! Calling all penis owners. It’s time to take a different tack, to go OffBeat and discover a toy that treats your penis like royalty. Yes that’s right we have developed our first ever toy for your penis and its called OffBeat. Created from a love of wanking, OffBeat was […]

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