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Meet the Absolem: An Intense Textured Dildo

Today we are going to talk about the Absolem and why you need this intense textured dildo in your life. What is the Absolem? The Absolem was actually a name suggested by one of our community and then voted for by you. This toy is one of 3 new products we have brought out with […]

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Meet The XI: A Textured Dildo with a Difference

Today we are going to talk about the XI and why you need this gorgeous textured dildo in your life. What is the XI? The XI is named as such because it is our eleventh original sex toy creation, we have made and XI is the Roman Numerals for 11. This toy is one of […]

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New Glitters Named By You

NEW Glitters Named By You

Yes we know picking a glitter colour is all but impossible as it is because it all looks so fucking good, so why, WHY have we added more?  Well, because it looks so dam fucking good! But this time it’s a little more special as all the new glitters have been named by members of […]

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The New Dildo Name is

We recently asked for your help in naming our latest dildo and oh my you all rose to the challenge and came up with a huge array of different named for us to consider. After a lot of debate we narrowed down 130 names to our five favourite and asked you to vote for the […]

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9 New Glow In The Dark Colours

Imagine the darkness, that kind of inky darkness which is thick and dense, where your eyes can’t see no matter how hard you try. But then there is a light in the midst of all that black, a light your eyes become fixated on, a light that lights up your imagination. The only sound is […]

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The Lollipop Line

We know it is not quite Easter but we couldn’t wait till then to share our newest collection with you so here goes. We are always on the look out to extend and develop our colour range. Yes we will freely admit that we are a bit obsessed with colours so when we discovered some […]

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SilverDom OffBeat Review

Who Am I? An excellent question to ask on the first ‘normal’ Monday morning after the Christmas/New Year holiday! I am SilverdomUK, a 58 year old pansexual CIS white male. I am also physically disabled. I mention that because it is relevant to this review. I am husband and SadoDom to SilverdropUK, a 46 year […]

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Limited Edition Pastel Valentines

With Valentines fast approaching it’s time to reveal this years Limited Edition Valentines Collection, drum roll please…. ‘Pastel Be My Valentines’. For a very limited time only (ending February 28th) we will be making the much loved ‘Be My Valentines’ range in pastel colours with pretty little pastel hearts for you to share the dildo […]

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Get Ready to OffBeat

Our new product is cumming and so should you   With our latest product soon to be launched on January 1st (and an extra special discount waiting for you on Christmas day), we felt it was time to stop with all the Britishness and make masturbation less of a taboo subject. We want to start […]

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OffBeat Grande Sleeve Guest Review

Who am I? First a little about me, I’m sub-Bee Keeper, a 39 year old straight male. I’m partner, photographer and tech support for my gorgeous sub-Bee. I’ve had some experience with male masturbators, my first being a glow-in the-dark Fleshlight and then a set of Tenga Eggs. It’s safe to say I have mixed […]

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