We know it is not quite Easter but we couldn’t wait till then to share our newest collection with you so here goes.
We are always on the look out to extend and develop our colour range. Yes we will freely admit that we are a bit obsessed with colours so when we discovered some pastel glittery options we just couldn’t resist them. The only big question was what were we going to call this new collection? The answer came when we made them up and looked at them all side by side and they reminded us of vintage sweeties (candies to you Americans) the kinds you used to get at the seaside along with your Candy floss and so here we are introducing the Lollipop Line.
The Lollipop Line consists of 8 new deliciously sweet colours;
Lemon Fizz – Fizz, whizz, this is a sparkling lemon yellow bizz
Blueberry Bubblegum – Suck it or blow it but what ever you do don’t chew it.
Tangerine Tingle – Tangy and tart that brings a tingle to your whole body
Strawberry Bum Bum – Sweet and juicy and red like a strawberry in summertime.
Blackcurrant Burst – A British fruit unknown in America but bursting with fruity flavours.
Lime Sherbet -Sharp and sweet, a tasty treat
Raspberry Cream – A burst of ripe summer fruit mixed with delicious cream.
We hope that this new collection will inspire thoughts of seaside memories and holiday sweet treats as you indulge in some personal pleasure with these delectable treats.
*The Lollipop line is available in all Godemiche products excluding the OffBeat and like all our silicone products also comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Who Am I?
An excellent question to ask on the first ‘normal’ Monday morning after the Christmas/New Year holiday! I am SilverdomUK, a 58 year old pansexual CIS white male. I am also physically disabled. I mention that because it is relevant to this review. I am husband and SadoDom to SilverdropUK, a 46 year old CIS white female.
I should say right off, with some reservations, that I like it. The packaging is refreshingly original and amusing. The stroker itself just looks ‘right’. The silicone doesn’t feel at all tacky, and seems strong. There is almost no smell from the material.
Now for the Fun Part – Eventually
I’ve used this sleeve four times at the time of writing – twice successfully. The first two times were solo sessions and, despite plenty of lube, I couldn’t get the sleeve over my penis. This was frustrating, but I thought it might be due to my arthritic hands struggling. My wife helped me during the next two sessions, and we were able use it as intended. I should quickly say that it brought me to orgasm both times, so it’s doing something right! The design makes it comfortable to hold – either by the penis owner or any helper.
While I do not pretend to be hung like a porn star, I do have a particularly thick penis. This seems to be where our struggles to use the sleeve stem from. It felt borderline uncomfortably tight, and I was careful to ensure the inner knobs didn’t touch the exposed head of my penis – I’m uncut – as that was too much sensation.
This sleeve is easy to clean because it is easy for someone with non-arthritic hands to turn it inside out for washing. Top marks there.
The OffBeat Grande sleeve brought me easily to orgasm, but only when I used it with a partner. Other users with a thicker penis might find it problematic – as I did. As a disabled user of this sex toy – and disabled people DO HAVE SEX – I can only give it 2.5/5. If I were able bodied I would give it 3.5/5 as it not being stretchy enough to accommodate a thicker penis is an issue.
With Valentines fast approaching it’s time to reveal this years Limited Edition Valentines Collection, drum roll please…. ‘Pastel Be My Valentines’.
For a very limited time only (ending February 28th) we will be making the much loved ‘Be My Valentines’ range in pastel colours with pretty little pastel hearts for you to share the dildo love with your partner(s)!
The original red ‘Be My Valentine’ started life back in 2016 as a limited edition Adam for that most heart-filled time of year, Valentines, but you, and you and possibly you over there changed that because you kept requesting we make it again and again to the extent that we were almost getting daily emails about it. As a result we never stopped making them and it became a regular product listing and one of our all time best sellers.
Last year we decided it was time to do something special for Valentines again and so offered a limited run of Be My Valentine toys in 6 different colours, purple, green, blue, pink, orange, yellow and of course the original red. Interestingly purple was popular but the red still out sold them all.
This year we have decided to bring those colours back so if you missed them last time you have another chance to get one but we have also decided to bring some pastel love to Valentines this year and so you can also pick from 6 beautiful pastel colours Blue Lagoon, Paris Green, Peach Puff, Princess Perfume, Electric Lavender and Mellow Yellow and if like me you have trouble picking your favourite then we are also offering you the chance to buy a pastel combo mix with the base colour of your choice and the hearts in all 6 of the pastel colours.
Just like all our toys each and every one is hand made in our workshop in Leicester, but just in case you didn’t know, every single Be My Valentines toy is hand made by Monika as she is the only one with the patience required for getting all those hearts perfectly suspended inside each toy. Which also means that if you follow us on Instagram them you might just catch a glimpse of her making your toy if you order something from this range.
“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.” ~ Thomas Merton
And maybe with a fabulous heart-filled dildo too!
Our new product is cumming and so should you
With our latest product soon to be launched on January 1st (and an extra special discount waiting for you on Christmas day), we felt it was time to stop with all the Britishness and make masturbation less of a taboo subject. We want to start that conversation, encourage safe, healthy, exciting sex, and break down the stigma attached to sexual intimacy.
It seems that it’s not as widely accepted to talk about penis stimulators as it is to talk about dildos and vibrators. Sex and masturbation should be celebrated regardless of your gender. So in January we are hoping to start better conversations about masturbation.
The OffBeat is a affordable, handmade, personalised masturbator that comes in Venti (for long slow shaft movements), and Grande (for circular motions around the head). It’s soft, squishy and oh so accommodating. And, it satisfies anyone going down on a dick too – it’s a different experience for the giver and new sensation for the receiver! Ergonomically designed to make it easy to grip, and to use, made of super soft silicone with lots of soft nubs for an amazing feeling, be sure to use lots of water based lube and ready yourself for a completely new feeling. Once you have finished with the OffBeat you simply turn it inside out and give a quick rinse and it is ready to go for the next time you are in the mood for a bit of play.
We hope that having an Offbeat will get you talking (when your mouth is not full) about the subject of masturbation in a more open manner
And since Godemiche is all about colour, select one to suit your sexual personality.
8 – UV: blue, magenta, orange, pink, purple, red, yellow, green.
12 – Pearlescent: pearl, black, blue, boltgun, bronze, copper, gold, green, purple, scarlet, yellow.
6 – Standard: black, clear, dark green, navy blue, red yellow.
Couples can finish off a date night in a new way with Offbeat, have a posh wank… together, and treat themselves to more than just porn. But most importantly, it’s all just for you. With Offbeat you can enjoy yourself to the fullest, even when there’s no one else around to give you a hand.
We want Offbeat to resonate with you, we want you to have a giggle, and we want you to speak openly with others about something that shouldn’t be hidden away on the top shelf of a wardrobe.
Did we mention that we want to start things off right? So we are launching the OffBeat with a 50% off discount on our official Pre-order launch date on Christmas day.
Give someone the gift of straightforward sex talk this year – start that conversation!
Remember, no matter what you do, always go offbeat.
Pre-order the OffBeat that suits you best!
Who am I?
First a little about me, I’m sub-Bee Keeper, a 39 year old straight male. I’m partner, photographer and tech support for my gorgeous sub-Bee.
I’ve had some experience with male masturbators, my first being a glow-in the-dark Fleshlight and then a set of Tenga Eggs. It’s safe to say I have mixed feelings about them. I’ve also had a play with the Godemiche OffBeat Venti which I loved so I was excited to get my hand… literally on the Grande.
About the Off Beat Grande
It’s a soft silicone sleeve that’s 3 ¾ inches long and has a circumference of 6 inches. It came packaged in a cardboard tube, this is where I have an issue. The Grande seemed to be slightly sticky to the touch which meant that, after taking it out of its packaging, it was covered with small cardboard fibres. Thankfully, these sleeves are so easy to clean, just run them under warm water with a little soap.
Now for the fun bit…
I applied a liberal amount of lube to the opening of the sleeve, slid it down my penis and began masturbating. The extra length the Grande has is a definite improvement allowing my whole hand to hold it. The ridges on the outside made it comfortable along with preventing it from slipping out of my grip. The texture on the inside of the sleeve, even though it is made from a soft silicone, felt fantastic as I could feel the firm “nipples” along my shaft and around the head of my cock.
As mentioned before, the Godemiche OffBeat Grande was simple to clean. It can easily be turned inside out so that both the inside and outside can be washed under a running tap.
So, on to my verdict. Apart from my slight reservations regarding its sticky feeling it is a definite improvement over other sleeves I have used. The design and sensations of the OffBeat Grande are fantastic and it is definitely a sleeve I would recommend to others. My score would be 4/5.
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We love colour; Fabulous, attention grabbing, wonderful colour is what we do.
If you think about it colour is very personal, some you like, others you do not and some you absolutely love. We all have our favourites though whether that be the clothes we wear, the colour we paint our homes or the sex toys we buy. Colour can be way of expressing yourself, feelings, tastes, fashion and at Godemiche we have always wanted to give people the biggest, brightest and most creative pot of colours to be choose from.
Every now and then we have an idea that makes us go wow, OMFG this would be amazing! How do we do it? We have to do it! Lets do it! Yes that is a real life Adam conversation.
From a single idea we started experimenting with different colours, pouring them to see if we could replicate the well known camouflage patterns in our silicone dildos. The answer as you will see is yes and from that one single idea these two new fabulous colour collections were born.
The MK Collection
The MK collection is inspired by the traditional military camouflage colours. These distinctive and well known colours blend to form irregular shapes, patterns that are instantly recognizable. There are 5 different colour mixes in this collection.
MK1 DPM – Inspired by one of the oldest and most well-known camouflage colourings it is the traditional mixture of browns and woodland green.
MK2 Woodlands – Inspired by the AOR-2 colours developed by the US Navy the the MK2 Woodlands is a mixture of greens and cream.
MK3 Urban – Inspired by Urban camouflage and its many different iterations, for the MK3 Urban we went with different shades of grey and black.
MK4 Snow – Inspired by the clean and crisp look of the snow camouflage. The MK4 Snow is shades of white through to black.
MK5 Desert – Inspired by the AOR-1 the MK5 desert colour way is packed with different shaded of brown, form a dark coffee to a creamy caramel.
The Colourflage Collection
Colourflage is the like that graffiti covered urban street that is full of character, oozing rebellious vibes.
Love the camouflage patterns but not so keen on the standard colours associated with it? Then this range has been designed just for you as it takes the irregular shapes and unique patterns that is distinctive to camouflage and blends them in your favourite colours. Four shades of each colour to be precise from light to dark, all hand mixed and poured ensuring that each one will be it’s own unique creation
It’s still that amazing camouflage pattern just more colourful and funky!
The Colourflage range comes in a choice of 7 different colours: Red, Pink, Blue, Purple, Yellow, Green, Orange.
We are super proud of this new collection and can’t wait to find out what you all think about it. We would be fibbing if we said we didn’t have out favourites but what we are really interested in is finding out which ones are your favourites?
To celebrate the launch of our two new colour ranges, MK and Colourflage, we are having a massive 24 hour Twitter giveaway and every single one of you is invited. There is a huge pile of prizes to be won over the giveaway period and all you have to do is follow and Retweet using the various hashtags that will change as the giveaway progresses to be in with a chance of winning one of the many voucher codes or one of the toys from our sexy new range.
So how is this going to work?
When each new follower count milestone is reached we will draw the prizes who have entered in that first section and then we will move onto the next section. The more followers the more prizes that get unlocked and you can enter as many times as you like throughout all the different stages.
Over the 24 hour giveaway there is a maximum of 50 £10 gift cards and 8 products to be given away over 5 stages. Each of the five stages are sectioned as new followers and when one has been reached the prize draw will begin with the winners being announced live.
So stage one, the hashtag will be #PinkColourflage and once we reach 250 new followers that will unlock the prizes for that level which are 5 x £10 gift cards and 1 Adam 8 inch Pink Colourflage, then we move straight into stage two and so on.
The five stages are:
Stage one 0 to 250 new followers #Pinkcolourflage – 5 x £10 gift cards, 1 Adam 8inch Pink Colour Colourflage
Stage two 251 to 500 new followers #Purplecolourflage – 5 x £10 gift cards, 1 Adam 8inch Purple Colourflage.
Stage three 501 to 750 new followers #MK1Collection – 10 x £10 gift cards, 1 Adam 8inch MK1
Stage four 751 to 1,000 new followers #MK5Collection – 15 x £10 gift cards, 1 Adam 8 MK5
Stage five 1,000+ new followers #RedColourflage #MK2Collection #BlueColourflage
#GreenColourflage – 15 x £10 gift cards, 4 Adam 8 inch MK2, Red Colourflage, Blue Colourflage, Green Colourflage
Once each stage has been reached a report will be created from that sections hashtag and an online number generator will be used to select winners from that list. All winners must follow @GSilicone and have retweeted a giveaway post. In each draw the products will be awarded first and then the gift-cards
The giveaway will start at 9pm UK time on Thursday 15th November and run until 9pm UK time on Friday 16th November 2018
Terms and Conditions
1. Competition will run from 9pm on Thursday 15th November and run until 9pm on Friday 16th November 2018 (UK time)
2. The competition is open world wide
3. Winner will be drawn at random from the list generated using the hastag for that given period of the giveaway.
4. The winner will be notified on Twitter and will have 1 week to claim their prize.
5. The competition is open to anyone as long as they follow and retweet the hashtag.
6. Entrance can enter all giveaways but a maximum of one gift card and one Adam 8inch can be won by any one person.
7. All winners will be announced on twitter. The winners will be required to contact Godemiche by direct message on twitter or by email (email@example.com) with further information such as delivery address etc.
8. All items will be posted free of charge anywhere in the world, its your responsibility to ensure your country does not consider adult toys as contraband. The items will be sent using standard post, should a winner like the items tracked & signed then a fee of £8 will be charged. This charge is to be paid before the item is sent.
9. The Gift cards are only good on that are not on sale.
10. The follower stages are subject to change during the giveaway as we monitor how numbers go so that we definitely get to give away some of the prizes
Let us take you OffBeat
Calling all penis owners.
It’s time to take a different tack, to go OffBeat and discover a toy that treats your penis like royalty.
Yes that’s right we have developed our first ever toy for your penis and its called OffBeat.
Created from a love of wanking, OffBeat was designed to make using a sex toy more natural while keeping the enhanced sensations that your penis loves. We wanted to design something that was easy to use and clean, something that you could just throw in to a drawer or even a bag if you are off on your travels.
We wanted to make a toy that would fit in to any lifestyle that would give you personal pleasure when and where you needed it.
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So lets take a closer look at the key features of OffBeat
Natural, natural, natural; we wanted the feel to be as natural as possible. Whether you like to wank with two fingers or a whole hand we wanted it to feel as natural as possible against your skin and in your grip so the hourglass shape mimics the way your fingers fall together when masturbating.
Simple things are often the most effective and in this case the most pleasurable. We are really proud of the raised nubbed texture we have designed, and how it stimulates the shaft and head of the penis. Also the super soft silicone combined with the nubs gives a natural flesh-like feel to the user that we are confident will deliver you with a really fantastic experience.
Our two sizes are because we know people like to masturbate differently. If you like lots of head stimulation, short strokes with twist and turns then the Venti is for you.
If you’re more of a deep long strokes with head stimulation but also like a firm feeling around your shaft, then the Grande is for you.
The only difference between the two sizes is length, the hole is the same size on both.
Fits in to your life
We have created OffBeat to be a thin, streamlined, non-intrusive toy that could fit in to your pocket and is as simple to clean as washing your hands. We’ve designed a toy that we believe both looks and feels good.
I call myself a creator because although both myself and Adam are making just dildos to us there is more to it than that. I see things around me as an inspiration for my work. It can be simple things like a painting or a colour of your earrings that then can give me an idea to try some colours together and make new colour combinations for our toys.
What inspires me? Well that is a long list that has new things all the time but recently I was inspired by the Jewel book that I’ve found in our massive collection. The stones themselves are pretty amazing and just gorgeous but one of them caught my eye specifically and I could not get it out of my head. It’s a dark blue Lazulite mineral stone in muscovite. I’ve chosen this one because of its combination of colours. The mesmerizing turquoise and a little bit of navy blue around it followed by pearlescent bronze and a touch of pearl just spoke to me and I was fairly sure would look amazing in one of our dildos. It makes me think of adventures and finding treasure.
I decided to make it in an Adam as I thought the slightly bigger size would just show off the colours better and I think I was absolutely right about that. If you want to see me making it then please do watch the video below and it would be lovely if you left me a nice comment as this is the video I made on my own and my first inspire by creation.
Ok, so I love love LOVE all the things Jim Henson, Dark Crystal, Bunnies, Sesame Street, The Story Teller the list just goes on really doesn’t it. As a child not only do I remember watching the shows I also remember being super interested in puppetry to the extent I had all sorts of hand puppets and even dabbled, badly, in ventriloquism.
All these years later I still enjoy crying at The Muppets Christmas Carol, it’s the Timmy bit every damn time.
Being as these little puppets have had an impact in my life, it felt only fitting to make something for the ‘Inspired By’ collection.
I know you’re thinking, but why Zoot, not someone we all know. Well part of the reason is to do with colours, that amazing rich blue in the hair, the chartreuse in the nose and that aqua like turquoise skin tone are all individually really nice. But the main reason was because I like his character and some of the sketches made around him. I wish in some ways I was a little more like Zoot, a little calmer, a little laid back and of course an epic saxophone player.
We made the Adam with a vibrator because Zoot is the kind of character that wants to feel the vibe and so it fits perfectly within this ‘Inspired By’ project
This Zoot inspired vibrating dildo is the only one! Super limited! And you can buy it in our shop Zoot from the Muppets